Why exactly?

Sound Bob, mostly silent throughout his appearances in the View esque Universe franchise.

My theory is that since we see the back story of the hetero life mate says Babies in front of Quick Stop and we see J spit out his first, that he's been nonstop profanity and hilarious quip.

Since J was the first to speak and has never stopped speaking, Bob adapted to this dynamic and proceeded to live mostly in silence, breaking it on Lee when he has something important to say.

We had a deal with you on the comics, remember, for likeness rights.

I like spooky fellas theory and is actually it's supported by real life.

I wrote Jason Muse into clerks because I thought he's one of most interesting people I've ever met.

Snooty booty noogies for most of my life.

Before I knew I wanted to be a filmmaker.

He'd say Funny shit and I'd always be like somebody should put you in a movie one day I want to see if, like anybody outside of like New Jersey thinks you're I think you're funny, but like, would anyone else think you're funny if they don't know what we're talking about?

Stuff like that.

And then years later I discovered that I want to make a movie and I was like, I'm putting this kid in the movies, man.

Like I'm putting in my movie because I want to see if anyone else thinks he's funny.

So I wanted to have him, and he's a force of nature and nonstop model August and whatnot.

But I didn't want somebody have conversation with him.

So I was like, He needs somebody just to stand next to a man like his muscle.

If he's dealing weed, he's got guys stand next to him, looking out for his back and stuff.

And since his cats always talking this cat don't have to say anything, we'll calm Silent Bob and stuff.

And I was not gonna play the role.

I was gonna play the role Randall, which is why Randall has all the best jokes and clerks.

But the closer we got to production, I was like, I'm not an actor.

I can't memorize that.

Who wrote all this?

So I backed out Pick Jeff Anderson say you play Randal instead?

Then I was like, If this is the only movie I'm gonna make, I at least want to be in it so that when I look back at this years from now a good bill Yeah, that's what I look like when I made the worst mistake of my life.

So I put myself in the movie.

I said, who could I be?

I don't have to memorize dialogue.

Oh, silent Bob.

I was gonna give it to a friend of mine, Mike Bellicose.

And I called him up.

I was like, Mike, you ain't signed Bob anymore.

I gave him another rule.

My girlfriend sucked 37 dicks in a room.

So I took his role at the last minute, and then I stood there and said nothing, and it was helpful cause J had never acted before.

So I was like working him like a human puppet.

Well, I stand next to me stuff.

The really weird thing is, as you could see, based on the amount that I talk, nobody ever really thought that Silent Bob was much of her performance.

The like.

You're not acting.

You're not even talking.

But knowing how much I thought talk.

Seeing how vocal and verbal I am.

The fact that I played a character didn't speak for six or seven movies.

Give me a gun Oscar Retrospect that you know, Meryl Streep.

Whatever.

It's hard for me not to talk.

Just thrown it out there from Nick Twixt 95 in Jane Sound.

Bob Reboot.

Justin Long reprises his role.

A Brandon ST Randy from Zack and Miri Make a Porno.

This is true.

This means that the latter movie is now Canon and Kevin Smith esque universe.

That's all the movies I made that were interconnected in the beginning, such as Clerks and Dogma.

He is absolutely right.

That was me trying to backdoor, which sounds sexier than I meant it.

Rhett Khan, Zack and Miri into the View esque universe.

So I could be like all those kids.

They knew these kids as well, like, so that would mean that Dante and Randal might have watched a porno that Zack and Miri made like in the end credits.

Remember, they had a business at that point where they were just shooting people having sex so they could be familiar with their work.

Justin Long playing the same character.

But we never took the time to say that when we made the movie.

So when we're shooting the scene, we were never like, Hey, he used to be a gay point star, But now he's a lawyer.

My name is Brandon ST Randy, and I love Bobby Long.

So instead, we just had a scene where, like every gay reference that he made stuck out like a sore thumb in a court of law because we're like, Was this have to do with story?

Because, technically, I don't own Zack and Miri, So I was trying to do this on the down low.

I can't just take a character from movie I don't own and sticking it in the movie that I also don't own.

So we tried to do it without naming and Brandon ST Randy, but you could hear it in his voice to answer your question.

It does bring those two universes together.

The sq divers on the one movie universe of Zack and Miri the porno verse, if you will.

This one is from chronic Neo, he says.

Silent Bob is gay.

That's his thesis right up top.

You have my attention.

Chronic meal is never with a woman.

He acts like he likes women, but we never actually see this.

In fact, in Jane Song, Bob Strike Back J says to him, Did you really gonna suck my dick?

To which Bob replies, Listen here, chronic meal, I'll say this.

Bob is fluid, very curious, very fluid man.

He doesn't necessarily identify as gay, but he ain't against it.

And you know, his mouth is used for more than not talking, that's all.

But you know what?

Jay and Silent Bob Reboot.

We have a line that flat out tells you exactly.

Spoilers.

He is gay.

Straight.

It's all the same Now there are no more lines.

Here's one from Hobo Messiah.

What a great name Amy is in yoga.

Hosers in yoga.

Hosers.

I noticed Colleen EMS Mother is on Lee ever referred to as Miss Mackenzie, and there's no mention whatsoever of Colleen M's father.

Colleen M.

Was played by Harley.

My daughter and her mother in the movie was played by Jennifer who I am her husband, and we had that kid together, and so were her parents.

In chasing Amy.

When Silent Bob is telling his Amy Story through something like what you're talking About A couple years ago, J interjects with which limit Canada something one alive.

Remember that?

Wow, this is good.

The theory hope a Messiah is putting out there.

Miss Mackenzie is actually Miss Amy Mackenzie and Colleen M.

Is Amy and Silent Bob's Bastard child.

I like that very much because me and Colleen, Emma's mother, did in real life, and that's how she even exist.

So I kind of like that because it puts me my wife and kid together and a family, even in the movies.

But but it's not the case.

What a great theory, the hope of Messiah.

But in Jay and Silent Bob Reboot, we actually, we we show you who Amy is.

We were real that after all this time and stuff like that.

So there is actually in the movie man and so weird that you mentioned Miss Mackenzie because she's also in Jane Saw Reboot.

She was in Jay and Silent Bob.

Strike Back is one of the girl gang missy.

But in Jane Som Bob Reboot, she returns as Miss Mackenzie, her character from yoga.

Hosers.

Go figure.

I'm trying to cross over all my world's man.

Now I bring my Canada divers into the view esque universe and the porn overs worlds collide from craw.

G Munna Azriel won in the end.

After all, this is presumably about my film dogma and not the cat that belonged to Gargamel in the Smurfs.

My theory is that Azriel set all the events of dogma and motion, knowing full well that he could not stand up against God and all of her might with something as big as ending all of existence.

That was just a red herring.

His true plan was to get the meta Tron to call upon Bethany and gather the profits into a force strong enough to take him down.

Silent Bob.

Slaying him with the blessed driver was as rials plan coming to fulfillment.

His existence is ended and he will never return to hell.

That is an awesome theory, Krajan!

Munna, Like my God, you've given dogma a lot of thought.

The only problem is a dog was predicated on a Catholic dogma.

So if Azriel, who was clearly a bad dude and did bad things were to be killed, he would return to hell.

Here you say he'll never return to hell, but that's where he goes.

Azriel don't get to go back to heaven after all that shit like No way.

So he goes back to hell.

Worse as as a demon, expelled or murdered, even by a prophet.

Silent Bob, she had saw Bob's an instrument of God, No, but the driver is because it's the kind of ASA who would bless his own clubs for a better golf game.

I like the theory, but that won't end.

His existence will still go to help in our Catholic dogma.

He didn't know that, but May is the writer I knew that that count from I hate easy with a passion.

The D.

C.

U and the emcee.

You take place in the same universe.

This is this person theory.

Ben Affleck appears in Batman V Superman and Dogma movie I Made, which take place in the same universe as Mall Rats, which has a Stan Lee cameo is absolutely true.

Stanley was in Mallrats.

You know what else Stanley has a cameo in?

That's right, the entire Marvel universe.

So this person's theory Ben Affleck appears in Batman V, Superman and Dog, which take place in the same universe is Mallrats.

Why does Batman V Superman take place in the same universe is dog.

Why does this person know that?

Why did they think that Just cause Ben Ben place two different characters in those movies?

Your theory falls apart in the first sentence.

It sounded so metal.

But now when I went back and looked at him like I could get us into the emcee universe in a much easier way.

But the Ben Affleck I don't think that's the door to connect to Look up, I'll co sign in D.

C.

You and the emcee.

You can exist in same universe, but I haven't seen you prove it in your work.

Come back with a new equation Ash Cross and says the grassy is part of the Marvel cinematic universe and then just leaves it that he's like you, Smith.

Prove it like it's my job.

It is.

I know this for fact, because Kevin Smith exists in a grassy universe.

He went to the grassy junior high and shot a movie called Jane Salad.