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  • >> HOW ARE YOU DOING STH.

  • >> WHAT DID I GET MYSELF INTO?

  • >> James: I DON'T KNOW, I'M JUST AMAZED THAT YOU WERE

  • WALKING BY.

  • >> THIS IS BAD.

  • >> James: I'M JUST AMAZING THAT YOU WERE WALKING BY THE

  • VERY MOMENT THAT I WONDER FSES THERE WAS ANYONE WHO WOULD PLAY.

  • HERE IS HOW THIS GAME WORKS.

  • >> OKAY.

  • >> James: WE GOING TO ASK EACH OTHER QUESTIONS.

  • >> OKAY.

  • >> James: THE QUESTIONS ARE WRITTEN HERE AND WE HAVE NOT

  • SEEN THEM.

  • >> OKAY.

  • >> James: WE HAVE A CHOICE.

  • WE CAN EITHER ANSWER THESE QUESTIONS TRUTHFULLY OR WE HAVE

  • TO EAT WHATEVER EITHER OF US CHOOSES.

  • SO LET'S START BY TAKING A LOOK AT THE FOOD THAT WE'VE GOT,

  • OKAY.

  • WE HAVE COW BLOOD.

  • AND PORK TONGUE JELLY.

  • WE HAVE BIRD SALIVA.

  • >> BURDEN SALIVA.

  • >> James: BIRD SALIVA.

  • WE HAVE A COW TONGUE.

  • WE HAVE ANT YOGURT WITH A LITTLE SCORPION GARNISH.

  • WE'VE GOT KOD SPERM.

  • A BEAT EL JELLO SHOT-- BEAT EL JELLO SHOT WHICH IS A JELLO SHOT

  • WITH BEETLE INSIDE IT.

  • >> NO WAY, NO.

  • >> James: A SHRIMP AND CHILI PEPPER SMOOTHIE, WHICH IS HOT BY

  • ALL ACCOUNTS.

  • SOME HOT PEPPERS.

  • >> AND OUR FAVORITE, THE BULLPENNIST.

  • OKAY.

  • -- IT SMELLS SO YUMMY, YUMMY, YUMMY, YUMMY.

  • LOOKING YUMMY, YUMMY, YUMMY.

  • ALL RIGHT.

  • SO JUSTIN.

  • >> WHY AM I HEAR?

  • >> James: COME ON.

  • THIS IS IT.

  • THIS IS GOING TO BE GREAT.

  • NOW WHAT I NEED YOU TO DO.

  • YOU CAN GO FIRST.

  • YOU CHOOSE ME, THE FOOD THAT YOU WOULD LIKE ME TO EAT AND THEN

  • PICK THE TOP CARD.

  • >> OKAY.

  • ALL RIGHT.

  • THERE IS LIKE A BIRD SALIVA.

  • >> James: BIRD SALIVA.

  • YOU WANT TO GO BIRD SALIVA.

  • ARE YOU READY?

  • >> >> James: I'M ABSOLUTELY.

  • >> AT YEARS OLD, YOUR FRIEND HARRY STYLES IS ALSO 25 YEARS

  • OLD, WHICH 25 YEAR OLD IS MORTAL ENTED.

  • >> CHEESIER, BRO.

  • -- CHEERS, BRO.

  • >> YEAH, GREAT.

  • I HAVE A QUESTION.

  • >> James: GO ON.

  • >> HOW DO YOU GUYS GET THE SALIVA FROM THE BIRD'S MOUTH.

  • >> James: GUILLERMO, THE DRUMMER IN THE BAND SITS ON THE

  • ROOF WITH BIRDS AND HE JUST GOES-- HE GOES COME ON, BUDDY.

  • AND THEY GO-- AND HE GOES THAT'S IT.

  • >> RIGHT.

  • >> James: WE NEVER HARM THEM.

  • >> NEVER HARM THEM.

  • >> James: THAT IS HOW WE DO IT.

  • OKAY, JUSTIN BIEBER, WHAT SHALL I GIVE YOU TO EAT.

  • I AM GOING TO GIVE YOU THE SHRIMP AND CHILI PEPPER

  • SMOOTHIE.

  • AND HERE IS-- OKAY.

  • JUSTIN, YOU HAVE PERFORMED ALL OVER THE WORLD.

  • WHICH COUNTRY HAS THE WORST FANS?

  • (LAUGHTER) (CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)

  • >> THAT IS HOT, NO?

  • ARE YOU OKAY?

  • >> YEAH, I'M GOOD.

  • >> YOU SURE?

  • DO YOU WANT TO DIP BACK IN WITH THE SHRIMP OR.

  • >> OH MY GOD.

  • ALL RIGHT, YEAH.

  • >> GIVE ME A MINUTE.

  • >> THAT IS DISGUSTING.

  • WAYNE: ARE YOU OKAY, BRO.

  • >> YEAH I'M GOOD, I'M GOOD.

  • WAYNE: OKAY, TAKE THE NEXT CARD ON THE TOP.

  • AND WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE ME TO EAT FIRST BEFORE YOU ASK THE

  • QUESTION, WHAT WOULD YOU CHOOSE FOR ME?

  • >> I WOULD GO COD SPERM.

  • >> GOING WITH THE COD SPERM.

  • >> HOW BIG IS A COD FOR THE SPERM TO BE THAT BIG?

  • LIKE LOGISTIC, LIKE HOW BIG, LIKE HOW BIG IS A COD.

  • >> James: I THINK ST THAT BIG ROUGHLY.

  • >> WHAT KIND OF COD.

  • >> James: I DON'T KNOW.

  • >> THAT IS A LOT OF SPERM FOR A COD.

  • >> James: GUILLERMO CATCHES THE FISH AND HE-- HE TAKES CARE

  • OF THIS WHOLE THING.

  • >> OKAY.

  • >> James: BUT THAT IS THE SPERM.

  • >> IS THAT WHAT SMELLS SO BAD.

  • >> James: I THINK IT MIGHT BE THIS, YES.

  • I DON'T KNOW, IS IT THAT, IS THAT WHAT YOU CAN SMELL.

  • >> I DON'T WANT TO SMELL IT.

  • >> James: JUST SEE.

  • >> ON A SCALE OF ONE TO TEN, HOW MUCH DO YOU REGRET DOING CATS?

  • >> ON A SCALE OF ONE TO TEN, HOW MUCH DO YOU REGRET DOING CATS?

  • (APPLAUSE).

  • >> James: DO YOU KNOW WHAT, I WILL ANSWER THAT, I WILL ANSWER

  • THAT.

  • ON A SCALE OF ONE TO TEN, HOW MUCH DO I REGRET DOING IT.

  • THE ONE IS THE LEAST AND 10 IS THE MOST.

  • WELL, HERE'S THE THING.

  • I HAD THE LOVELIEST TIME MAKING THAT FILM.

  • >> OKAY.

  • >> James: IT TOOK ME SIX DAYS.

  • AND I LOVED EVERY SINGLE SECOND OF IT.

  • SO I THINK YOU'VE GOT TO BE CAREFUL NOT TO DECIDE-- YOU'VE

  • GOT TO DECIDE THINGS ON YOUR OWN PERSONAL EXPERIENCE.

  • >> RIGHT SWRZ AND I HAD A REALLY GREAT TIME.

  • SO I DON'T REGRET DOING IT AT ALL.

  • BECAUSE I DECIDED TO DO IT IN THE SAME WAY THAT HAVE I DECIDED

  • TO DO MANY THINGS.

  • SOME ARE HAVE WORKED, SOME HAVE.

  • SO I WILL PUT IT AT A SOLID FIVE.

  • (LAUGHTER).

  • >> James: 4.5, 4.5.

  • OKAY.

  • JUSTIN, JUSTIN, JUSTIN, I AM GOING TO GIVE YOU OUR TRUSTY

  • FRIEND THE BULL PENIS.

  • THERE IT IS RIGHT THERE.

  • >> YEAH.

  • >> James: OKAY, JUSTIN, YOUR WIFE HAILEY HAS SOME VERY FAMOUS

  • FRIENDS THAT SHE IS REALLY CLOSE TO.

  • >> RIGHT.

  • >> James: RANK THESE FRIENDS OF HERS FROM YOUR FAVORITE TO

  • YOUR LEAST FAVORITE.

  • GIGI HADID.

  • >> SHOULD I DO IT?

  • >> James: HANG ON, WAIT, HANG ON.

  • GIGI HADID, KENDALL JENNER, AND CARA DE LAVIGNE.

  • FROM YOUR FAVORITE TO YOUR LEAST FAVORITE.

  • >> ALL RIGHT.

  • >> James: NO WAY YOU ARE GOING TO.

  • >> ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT, KENDALL, GIGI, CARA DE LAVIGNE.

  • >> James: OH MY GOD.

  • >> James: SO KENNEDDAL IS THE FAVORITE.

  • >> BUT HERE IS THE THING.

  • >> James: ARE YOU SAYING KENDALL IS THE FAVORITE.

  • >> LET'S GO BACK TO IT THOUGH.

  • I KNOW KENDALL THE BEST, I SPENT THE MOST TIME WITH KENDALL.

  • SHE IS A GOOD FRIEND OF OURS.

  • I HAVEN'T SPEND A LOT OF TIME WITH GIGI AND I HAVEN'T SPENT A

  • LOT OF TIME WITH CARA.

  • SO I HAVE NOTHING AGAINST THOSE PEOPLE, IT IS JUST I AM A BETTER

  • RELATIONSHIP.

  • >> James: I GET IT.

  • >> SO IT IS NOT LIKE I'M LIKE OR OH, CREW CARRA YOU KNOW WHAT I

  • MEAN.

  • >> James: NO, NOT AT ALL.

  • YOU WERE FACED WITH EATING A BULL'S PENIS.

  • >> AND I DON'T WANT TO EAT A BULL PENIS, YOU KNOW WHAT I

  • MEAN.

  • IT IS WHAT IT IS.

  • >> James: ALL RIGHT, JUSTIN.

  • >> ALL RIGHT.

  • >> James: CHOOSE, CHOOSE WHAT IS NEXT FOR ME.

  • >> WHAT IS NEXT FOR YOU.

  • I AM DOING COW TONGUE.

  • >> James: COW TONGUE.

  • >> TAT IS DISGUSTING.

  • >> James: THERE IT IS.

  • >> ALL RIGHT.

  • RANK THESE LATE NIGHT HOSTS FROM LEAST-- FROM FAVORITE TO LEAST,

  • JIMMY KIMMEL, JIMMY FALON, AND SETH MEYERS.

  • >> James: SO I HAVE GOT TO RANK THEM FROM.