Subtitles section Play video Print subtitles I’m watching you in my yard, making my nipples rock hard Wish you’d lose the bodyguard, so I could lick your face. I love your black nappy hair, and those suits that you wear. I’m wearing your underwear that I stole from your place. I’m a total psycho Spying through a window I’ll kill that Michell hoe And take over as first lady! Hi, nice to meet you I’m freakin' crazy When I kill your wife You will marry me "Carly Obama" will be my new name I’ve been your stalker since your first campaign Whoa, I don’t know you Your freakin' crazy You look like a dude Your eyes are lazy And you really need to stop stalking me Your pale skin and bangs are super creepy. You might not realize it yet But we’ll soon be having sex inside the Oval Office Your totally insane Maybe if I wash my car, it will make your wiener hard. Please stop or I'm gonna barf, you look worse than McCain. Now I’m gonna fall off – off this cars’ hood top Oh my head hit a rock OMG it’s really bloody! I snuck in your room while you were away And stole your boxers They smell good, don’t they? Get those damn boxers out of my face Or else I’ll gonna call the C.I.A. No! Please I love you! Just give me one taste. Take one step closer and I’ll scream out rape Wait! Who the hell is that guy playing the bass? Oh, that’s Osama My death was a fake. When people fake losing their life it makes me look bad. How could you do that? This makes me so so mad. But secretly I’ve always liked your sexy beard and hat. Will you be my man? So call me maybe? (Call Me 690-BAMA xoxo) -Yo' guys what's up, thanks for watching my "Call Me Maybe" parody. If you wanna check out all my other crazy parodys, click this box, right here. You can get this song on iTunes, the link is in the description box. Follow me on twitter, like me on Facebook, links are below as well. Don't forget to subscribe, BAM, click that button. Peace!