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  • I’m watching you in my yard, making my nipples rock hard

  • Wish you’d lose the bodyguard, so I could lick your face.

  • I love your black nappy hair, and those suits that you wear.

  • I’m wearing your underwear that I stole from your place.

  • I’m a total psycho

  • Spying through a window

  • I’ll kill that Michell hoe

  • And take over as first lady!

  • Hi, nice to meet you

  • I’m freakin' crazy

  • When I kill your wife

  • You will marry me

  • "Carly Obama" will be my new name

  • I’ve been your stalker since your first campaign

  • Whoa, I don’t know you

  • Your freakin' crazy

  • You look like a dude

  • Your eyes are lazy

  • And you really need to stop stalking me

  • Your pale skin and bangs are super creepy.

  • You might not realize it yet

  • But well soon be having sex inside the Oval Office

  • Your totally insane

  • Maybe if I wash my car, it will make your wiener hard.

  • Please stop or I'm gonna barf, you look worse than McCain.

  • Now I’m gonna fall offoff this carshood top

  • Oh my head hit a rock

  • OMG it’s really bloody!

  • I snuck in your room while you were away

  • And stole your boxers

  • They smell good, don’t they?

  • Get those damn boxers out of my face

  • Or else I’ll gonna call the C.I.A.

  • No! Please I love you!

  • Just give me one taste.

  • Take one step closer and I’ll scream out rape

  • Wait! Who the hell is that guy playing the bass?

  • Oh, that’s Osama

  • My death was a fake.

  • When people fake losing their life it makes me look bad.

  • How could you do that?

  • This makes me so so mad.

  • But secretly I’ve always liked your sexy beard and hat.

  • Will you be my man?

  • So call me maybe?

  • (Call Me 690-BAMA xoxo)

  • -Yo' guys what's up, thanks for watching my "Call Me Maybe"

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I’m watching you in my yard, making my nipples rock hard

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BartBaker: Carly Rae Jepsen - Call Me Maybe *PARODY* (w/ Lyrics)

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    胡富傑 posted on 2013/03/25
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