Name: The Macabre World of Lavender Williams - A Dark Fairy Tale by Nick Delgado
Uploaded: 2014-01-18T16:22:50.000Z
Duration: 26 min 54 s
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>>GOD: The time to redeem your self has come. Do this final task and live in heaven for

>>LESTER: What exactly am I supposed to do?

>>GOD: Help Lavender Williams. She will be under-taking a very dangerous journey.

>>LESTER: Wait. Lavender Williams you said? That little monster, I'd rather be dead.

>>LESTER: I will burn in hell before I help her.

>>SPEAKER1: Dear Lavender, happy birthday. On my eighth birthday, my father read me these

>>MOM: You have brains in your head, you have feet in your shoes, you can stir yourself

any direction you choose. You're on your own and you know what you know. You are the

one will decide where to go. Remember these words, sweetheart. They will make all the

>>LAVENDER: It isn't complicated, it's your fault.

>>MOM: Honey ... (Cough) Lavender ... (cough)

>>SPEAKER 2: My name is Mr. Carcenoma. You may call me Cancer.

>>SPEAKER 3: You should. My aunt and uncle died in an accident 30 years ago. He came and

took my cousin, Mike. Never saw him again. Sheriff Murdstone, the dread sheriff of Calabas

County. They say, he roams the lonely country roads in his old car, collecting

>>LAVENDER: I'm not an orphan. I have a dad.

Dear dad, I'm coming your way. Now that mom is dead, we can finally be together. You'll

like me very much. You'll see. I don't eat much and I have a wonderful conversation.

Maybe I'll be there before this letter arrives. Love, Lavender.

>>LESTER: I hate that. Only too sure things in this life. Death & fleas.

>>LESTER: In the flesh. Yeah.  Are we there yet? Are we ever going to get there?

>>LESTER: Are we there yet?  Are we ever going to get there? (Coughing, gasping)

>>LESTER: Bury my bones if I could. Unfortunately, I got to sent to watch over you. We're in

>>LESTER: Listen girly, you don't like me and I don't like you. Fine, but if I don't

babysit you, I'll spend eternity in hell. Frankly, I'd rather spend the day asleep

surrounded by milk bones and sexy French poodles. So, break it up. You're my only door to

>>LAVENDER: I don't need a guardian angel and I don't need you. Leave me alone.

>>GOD: Move your butt back there, she's in danger.

>>LESTER: I'm not listening. I'm not listening.

>>GOD: Oh, come on Lester. You're better than this. She's just a little girl and

>>SHERIFF: Get in here you lil Orphan ... Agghh ...

>>LESTER: 1928, good year. Very tender meal.

>>LAVENDER: Thanks for helping me back there.

>>LAVENDER: Why didn't you bite him or something? Aren't you my guardian angel?

>>LESTER: Can't bite anyone. If I hurt someone, I go straight to hell.

>>LAVENDER: You can't bite? You bitten me.

>>LESTER: You got that looked after, did you? By a doctor? It didn't hurt too much, did

>>LESTER: It didn't hurt me either, that much. I'm sorry I bitten you.

>>LESTER: It wasn't your fault. I was a bad dog. I bit my best friend.

>>LAVENDER: When you are gone, I didn't have anyone else to play with.

>>LAVENDER: I've never met him. What if he doesn't like me?

>>LESTER: Are you crazy? He'll love you, kid. Oh, bones. You ain't going to cry,

>>LESTER: Okay. No time for puppy love, an old manner, remember?

>>LAVENDER: Let me out. Lester, help me. Why didn't you bite him or something?

>>LESTER: If I hurt someone, I will go straight to hell.

>>SHERIFF: You're ready to go, sweetheart? Now don't you worry, there are whole lot

of kids down there, just like you. You're going to love this place. You're going to

>>LESTER: Sorry, but the girl is with me.