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has asked their fans not to attend their shows

And you know less successful bands are gonna use that

as an excuse when no one buys their tickets, right?

All right, here are this week's headlines.

America's most expensive way of collecting rocks.

first of all, congratulations on being basic.

And secondly, this may be your big chance.

- NASA is looking for a new crop of cadets

- The odds of being selected are pretty low.

So, if you think you've got what it takes

to survive not just the neutral buoyancy pool

well, the next astronaut class opens up on Monday.

Why are we laughing? (continues chuckling)

Thank God this guy is covering NASA and not a tornado.

But yes, NASA is looking for new astronauts.

But you can only apply if you have a master's degree

Basically, you have to be an athletic nerd,

That would be like Neil deGrasse Mike Tyson.

(imitating Tyson) "Yeah, it's time to discuss supernovas."

I'm joking, Mike. Now, uh... I'll be honest.

One, you need to know how to walk in slow motion.

That's all you need. You know who NASA should hire?

"I see you aren't afraid of taking risks.

is heading to prison after a judge handed down

- She understands the harm that her choices caused.

- Michelle Janavs sentenced to five months

to paying bribes to get her two daughters

By the way, can we admit "Hot Pockets heiress"

is a very weird phrase that is somehow both trashy

and extremely upper-class at the same time.

You know, it's like, "Introducing the archduchess

"Oh, five months doesn't seem like a long time in prison."

But it really is, especially if you're a rich white woman.

your book club has moved on to a totally new book.

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Trump Visits India & Countries Respond to Coronavirus | The Daily Show: Global Edition

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