I know it's the one that all of you guys have been waiting for, a kind of nervous to answer because I feel like it's gonna be so controversial.

And it's a really big thing in my life.

And that is, do you like pineapple on your pizza?

And the answer is yes, it's fucking delicious.

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All jokes aside, I asked you guys for some questions on my instagram, and you guys actually sent me a really good ones.

So let's just jump in.

My first question is, can you enlighten us with your most embarrassing stories?

I was thinking about this question, and I think my brain has done me a favor and just selectively deleted all of my embarrassing memories from high school and middle school because trust me, there were a lot.

But I will tell you one embarrassing story that happened to me quite recently, literally like three days ago, and that was just long story.

But I was in Seattle and I was meeting up with a friend of my friend who just moved there and we hit it off.

He's the type of person that I would start a podcast with, which is coincidentally, also my main criteria for a boyfriend.

The next morning, I immediately texted my friend Victor to gossip about it, You know, as one does.

I was like, in whole caps.

I'm not the coolest fucking guy last night.

His personality is literally un 11.

And I looked down at my phone and I realized that I've sent all of those texts to the guy that I got drinks with talking about him.

Yeah, I wish I was making that up because it sounds so cheesy and so absurd.

Like, of all the contacts in my phone, I had to text the guy I was talking about.

I could just, like, feel my entire soul just corrupt waking to a ball and slowly moon walking away from my body.

Luckily, he was actually pretty nice about it, and he was like, Oh, make sure Victor gets this message.

And also, I think your personality is 11 so that was very sweet.

But also, I don't live in Seattle.

I think I have this problem where I always date people who are in the wrong city or about to move to the wrong city or I'm about to move to the wrong city, so it never really works out.

But that's the tea on my latest romantic endeavor.

Okay, And a related question that I got a couple times was Do you have a boyfriend, which evidently I'm not.

Trust me, if I did, my instagram feed would be about 1000 times better, cause I make him take, like, 700 pictures of me per day.

But yeah, I am living that single life right now.

Actually, for a while, I was pretty angsty about it, especially when I first got to call it, because I feel like the expectation that the adults in my wife and my parents set out for me is that you meet a lot of important people or like the guy you're gonna marry in college, literally at, like, 18.

As a college freshman, I was like, I'm not gonna find my soul mate here, but, you know, it's on the fucking big deal.

My eggs aren't dying anytime soon, and even if they are not sure, I want kids anyway.

So, like that Who is your celebrity crush?

Growing up My first ever celebrity crush was Joseph Gordon Levitt, in inception.

Have seen him in that suit in that hotel, running around like a spinning hallway.

That is my new fetish.

No, just kidding.

Come.

But he is very handsome but tragically married and with a kid now.

So if you get divorced Joseph Gordon Levitt, you know who's coming for you.

How many relationships have you been?

I have been in to the first guy I dated was actually the first guy I ever met off tinder, and the first guy really ever talked to you on tinder.

That was at the end of my freshman year in college around two years ago.

Now there's something about falling in love for the first time.

And there's also something about falling in love for the first time in a new city that's like, so magical.

After we broke up, I was so salty and like, so heartbroken.

This is dramatic, but I was so heartbroken that, like my body physically hurt.

I know if you guys have ever experienced that and I hope that you never have But like shit, that was rough I spent an entire summer being so brokenhearted over this guy.

In retrospect, both of us thought we knew what we were doing.

Relationship and sex lies and we super didn't.

So it was a learning experience for both of us.

I figured out what I wanted.

A relationship.

I lost my view.

Cars like that was fun.

And then my second boyfriend ever was actually earlier this year.

He was coincidentally, also the first guy who ever asked me on a take in 10th grade.

And we were both so incredibly awkward then that we like it didn't work out at all.

We've actually gone to school together since elementary school, so I've known him for ages and we tried to do long distance, but it didn't work out long distance crossed any of you guys who could do it.

But it is so fucking hard.

Like my parents did long distance for three years from California to England, which is insane.

And then they got married at the end of it, and they're still happily together.

And I wish I could be like that is just so hard for me, I think, especially when I'm so busy when I'm in college and I don't have a lot of money to pay for flights across the country every couple weeks.

And I wish that I could be some type of like, virtuous and lofty human being who like Well, I only need great conversation to sustain a relationship.

But I really need the physical aspect, too.

And that doesn't just mean sex.

That also means just being able to, like, hold hands with somebody or cuddle with somebody or like experience your life together.

And that is so hard to get in a long distance relationship.

So it wasn't for me, but also a great guy.

Um, I feel like I'm giving what yelp reviews of these relationships.

Would you rather sweat mayo or poop basketballs?

Girl.

For the sake of my asshole, which I would like to keep intact, I would say sweat mayo for sure.

If someone decided to make a movie based on your life, who would you want to play?

You Hands down Jesse Eisenberg.

I just want Jesse Eisenberg in like a wavy wig as you guys call me all the time.

I talk super fucking fast.

I think he's the only actor who could actually depict that at film school.

I actually have the unfortunate reputation off loving Jesse Eisenberg like Way Too Much, which is a weirdly specific reputation, tohave.

But I think he's a brilliant actor I fucking love.

Like all of his quirks, I just find hilarious.

Sometimes at night, I just watched Jesse Eisenberg interviews to, like, Comfort Me.

That somebody with the same level of social anxiety and piece of speaking is like, popular in the world.

My next question is any tips for going on dates in or using absolute dinner?

I used to be a lot more uncomfortable on a lot more nervous on dates, and I would always worry whether I look perfect and whether the guy would like me.

But I think it's important to remember that an equally important component of the date is whether you like the guy and just whether you buy like you're interviewing him as much as he's interviewing you.

Obviously on dates everybody is presenting the best version of themselves.

But I think as long as for the most part you're being super honest about who you are and what you're like, then there's no reason to be nervous because if they don't like you for the way that you are normally and the way that you're acting on the date, then it's just like oh, didn't work Similarly with dating profiles, I think it's really helpful.

It's like actually express who you are in the description.

Like, I think a lot of people try to stay in mysterious or just seem like they aren't trying by putting the weakest bio ever, like Maryland to L.

A.

What?

How do I tell a whole personality from you?

If you had, like, a weird sense of humor and stuff like put that shit in your bio because just gonna filter out anybody who doesn't buy with it?

What is your worst or weirdest tinder date?

Oh, boy, the time that I went over to a guy's place for drinks and I witnessed two of his roommates get into a physical fistfight over the last roll of toilet paper.

One of them called the cops on the other one.

And then I had to leave because I was about five shots of vodka into the night, and I was born in 1998.

So you do the map where you planning on living after graduation?

Would you ever live in New York or do you see yourself settling down in California?

This is a question that I ask myself pretty much every day and I don't fucking know.

Obviously, there are things I hate about L.

A, but also especially is somebody who's like a little bit introverted and socially awkward.

It's hard, and it takes several years for me to actually feel like I have a group of people that I like in the city, and that was something that was really hard to do in L.

A.

But I feel like I finally have people that I can hang out with, and so I'm kind of scared to move to another city and try to do that all over again.

But I also always wanted to live in a bunch of different places.

I talked about New York all the fucking time.

Obviously also, that ties in with Michael for your decisions as well.

If I want to keep doing YouTube, I can do that anywhere, even though l A is kind of hug for it.

But if I want to work in traditional film and TV than that.

Something that I basically have to do in L.

A.

So, yeah, I probably shouldn't be taking life advice from Internet strangers, but also let me know what you guys think below.

I always felt deep down, like I'm a New York person, and that's always been like my dream of adult Ashley is like she's thriving in her SoHo apartment.

Also, I just find New York guys like incredibly attractive New York accent Fuck me up any day.

So there's that as well, a less important factor, but still one nonetheless.

Our expression is What's the tea?

The tea 100 thing today is a stash premium, a green tea that I may or may not have stolen from my hotel in Seattle because I wanted some free key packets and this tea tastes good.

Okay, okay, we're back on tinder questions.

Apparently, this one is what's your tender, vile?

I have had the same tinder bio sins I first downloaded tender like two years ago, and that is skills baking, pretending like I know what I'm doing with my life weaknesses, pre food samples capitalization and coming out with lists of more than three items.

What's a word that bothers you.

The word bucolic.

Why?

Why does it sound like such a harsh and disgusting word?

It sounds like a disease, but it means relating to the pleasant aspects of the countryside and country Life.

Why English?

Why did you do that?

Weirdest sexual experience.

This one guy tried to convince me tohave tantric sex with him.

But he was like one of those white guys who was, like spiritual but not religious and had also made a solo trip to Thailand to find himself.

You know, he was like, Oh, you gotta breathe with me.

But like, the breathing pattern was wrong.

I was supposed to breathe in while his dick was going into me.

It was just It wasn't working for anyone Milk first or cereal first.

Now, this is a question that really sticks with me.

Because one time when I was a kid, I genuinely couldn't remember which one was supposed to go first.

So I put in the milk first and then pour the cereal on top and my family saw And like, all made fun of me there.

We got hot, actually.

What a fucking idiot.

She put in her milk first and that traumatic childhood experience still stayed with me to this day.

And I will forever remember that I should put cereal in first and then the mill, because that's how my parents raised me favorite brands to hit up When you're not thrifty, Urbanoutfitters is the only store that consistently does it for me.

Other places that I shop are a sauce top shop, Zara, those air all usually kind of hit or miss for me.

But I can find a couple good pieces that I like per season.

I thought this was an interesting question, which is what do you lack?

I think the biggest thing that I lack in my life right now is an actual, like healthy living schedule.

I just kind of wake up and like smash the root many activities as possible until it's like three I am.

And then I have to go to sleep again, which is not healthy for anyone, Probably also just like self care.

I've never been good at that, so that's also something that I left that I will probably continue to lack until I have a mental breakdown and then I'll figure it out then any tips for people with major insecurities about their bodies around two years ago, when I was a college freshman, I was the most insecure about my body that I had ever been.

It was just like something that was always on my mind and was so dumb because it was taking up so much brain space.

You know, I would say, First of all, if you do have Social media unfollowed people that are making you feel insecure about your bodies or who are putting out on realistic expectations, think of these people as people who you surround yourself with every day, even if it's just online.

And you should be selective about that like you are with your friends.

Especially now.

There's so many different types