Now, ifyou'relookingtogetanintrovert, youcaneitheradopt a babyone, knownas a "Shylet," orrescueanadultfromanintrovertshelter, generallyreferredtoas a "Library."
Failuretoobservetheseinstructionsmayresultinyourintrovertexhibitingextremelybackhandedcompliments, a lackofpolitesign-offsattheendof e-mails, orservingyourteaonlylukewarmandittastingsuspiciouslylikepiss.
How's itgoing? Generallyequatesto: I findyouveryattractive.
Hopetoseeyouagain! = I'm fallingquitemadlyinlove.
And, "I thinkaboutyouoccasionally", translatesas: "I wouldliterallyremovemyearswith a rustyspoonjusttoseeyouwithyoursocksoff."
Datinganintrovertcanbequiteanexperience.
A romanticeveningmightconsistofthetwoofyouhaving a glassofwineandreading a booktogether, separatedonlybybeingindifferentcountries, andcommunicatinginnowaywhatsoever.
Ifyougrowtiredofyourintrovert, noneedtopawnitoffon a friend, simplydisconnecttherouter, orsuggestthatitmight'veoffendedsomeoneslightly, anditwillquietlyrunawayinthenight.