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  • Let's begin. Apparently our swine

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  • been severely depleted.

  • I will re-organize it.

  • I hate these new piggies. The new pigs are cute!

  • So this is going to be our Valentine's Day video.

  • Hello! Happy Valentine's Day!

  • Hearts and love and all that sweet crap, y'know,

  • so all the bitter single people can leave us mean comments.

  • Fuck you guys!

  • There you go. Whose heart do you think is better?

  • The correct answer is 'mine',

  • always and FOREVER!

  • Now, let's

  • talk about how we met.

  • Yes. So, this is going to be a video about how we met

  • We've kind of touched upon this in previous videos

  • but we're like what the hell, right? Let's make a

  • full un-confession of how we met.

  • It's not really a confession - And add some pictures! - And add some pictures as we go along.

  • Sit back and enjoy our Valentine's Day story

  • which didn't take place on Valentine's Day - it actually took place after the fourth of July.

  • Where did we meet, honey?

  • Yeah, we met in

  • the Luxor LAX Club.

  • That's the pyramid in

  • Las Vegas.

  • We talked about it in the Hamburg video - Yeah.

  • And what were you doing in Vegas, honey?

  • I played poker, it's what I always do.

  • SURPRISE, SURPRISE - The good thing about being a professional poker player is that you can always combine your holiday and business trips

  • into one trip.

  • It's a big advantage.

  • I was there because, um,

  • my younger brother and sister,

  • they do fencing

  • and they just happened to be in a fencing competition in Reno, Nevada.

  • If you've ever been to Reno, Nevada,

  • then I'm very sorry, because Reno is boring.

  • It's like the old people's Vegas.

  • And anyway, we just happened to take a drive down to Vegas

  • and there I was.

  • So how did you end up at the LAX nightclub that night?

  • Usually I don't go to these shitty nightclubs, but that night one of the poker rooms I play for,

  • they, uh...

  • made a little

  • get together

  • next to the LAX.

  • And

  • I think it went on until midnight-ish.

  • At that point we just opened our door and we were in the LAX. I don't even know how we

  • got there.

  • But yeah, the point is we were there,

  • it was

  • nothing special

  • for Vegas standards.

  • Meanwhile,

  • I,

  • who just happened to be with my family that night, decided to walk around with my parents around

  • y'know, the Vegas Strip.

  • And for once - for those of you who don't know, which probably is most of you -

  • I am infamously known for falling asleep really early. And everywhere - I fall asleep at all parties,

  • all get-togethers, everything.

  • I am always asleep,

  • usually by like 10:30pm.

  • So yeah, I was with my parents. Anyway, my mom wants to go to bed, my step-dad wants to go play Blackjack,

  • we're staying at the Luxor hotel, because we are

  • not rich and famous poker players, and so we had to stay

  • where the regular people stay

  • at the Luxor,

  • which I think is nice,

  • but apparently sucks, according to somebody. - No, no, I think it's nice as well.

  • I mean, from the inside.

  • And from the outside.

  • Just, the place is a little bit old.

  • It is a little bit old.

  • I decided then, there is a nightclub there - I am not a clubber, I never go to nightclubs

  • I decided to go in to the LAX because I thought hey, if I get totally

  • crazy hammered

  • doesn't matter, I can just stumble into an elevator

  • and make it inside my room.

  • And if, y'know, I meet some creepy weird guy, my step-dad's playing

  • Blackjack in the casino and - He can come rescue you - He can come rescue me,

  • if that has to happen - It was a good plan - It was, wasn't it?

  • So, I enter the LAX nightclub

  • which is filled with people having...I guess a bachelorette party - in England "hen party".

  • I remember just kinda sitting there and taking in the atmosphere

  • because I hadn't been to a nightclub in

  • quite a while.

  • And I just remember that I was wearing these really big boots,

  • which my mom said looked like hooker boots. And as I was sitting there -

  • - well, actually, standing there, just kinda like looking around - some old guy

  • maybe I'm exaggerating

  • some older middle-aged man who could've been my father

  • comes up to me and he's like

  • "Hey, do you like dancing?"

  • And I'm just like,

  • "Yes."

  • And he's just, like, trying to,

  • I guess he was trying to dance with me and I'm just kinda like standing there.

  • And I was a little bit weirded out because

  • I don't like dating people older than my father.

  • Just something I don't like - He wasn't that old - He was. He was!

  • I don't know what he was - like, y'know, not to be a jerk but I was like "What are you doing here?"

  • Continue the story from Basti, who now comes into the picture - Aw, yeah, we came...so we came to this club

  • and

  • yeah, got the private table cause it's more "baller".

  • That's what poker players do, usually, in nightclubs - They do.

  • I'm just shaking my head in disappointment - Yeah, but at one point I had to go to the bathroom, so I went,

  • walked through the peasant area, or the 'dancefloor', as it's called - Shut up, shut up.

  • And on the way back, I met you.

  • With the greatest pick-up line ever - "Hello."

  • Because that song was playing, remember? - Oh, yes, the - "I just came to say

  • hello!"

  • Okay, so the old guy, he basically cut in front of him, and

  • y'know, he pretty much vanished - To be honest, I didn't even really see him - Well,

  • that's how close he was to me, that you basically just walked in front of him - Okay.

  • I was keeping my distance. You did your "Hello"

  • and then you're like,

  • "You wanna get a drink?"

  • Think that's what you sounded like - Back in the days when I had a more German accent than I have now - You did, you did.

  • I figure, hey,

  • I need a free drink.

  • And I thought we were going to the bar.

  • So, Mister Mister here, he

  • takes me by the hand and where do we go?

  • His baller private table,

  • where there was a bunch of girls I didn't know,

  • dancing with no shoes on and that kinda weirded me out, I remember.

  • You asked me if I wanted a drink,

  • and there's all these bottles at the table because, y'know, you guys gotta be all cool about it,

  • get your own bottles - So I played the mixer, mixed the drinks together.

  • And I watched him like a hawk,

  • to see if he would put rufies in my drink

  • because, y'know - That's what you do in Vegas

  • that's what they're doing vacancy maintaining neuberger somebody i don't

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