Whensheperformedhersinging, heywasoccasionallyallowedtoperform a monologue, a littlesoliloquyfromShakespeareorsomething, whichhewasasbadatdoingasshewasbadatsinging.
AndSimon, howdidyoucometotheproject?
Uh, itwas I gotanemailthat I thoughtwasspambecauseithadMerylStreepcename, innit?
AndStephenFrearsandHugh.
And, uh, I didn't understandwhat's happening, but I hadworkedwiththecastingthecastingdirector, uh, whoironicallyisnamedKathleenChopin.
Umandshestevenwaslookingforthisguy, I I thinkallhehadsaidwashesortofmuttered, I thinkBusterKeaton I don't evenknow.
Um, hedoesn't speakalwaysinfullsentences, So, uh, butshecametoe, shesendhimto l.
A.
Andnowhemetwithme.
And I think I wastheonlypersonthathemetwith, andhejusthejusttrustedher, uh, blindly.
Sosomehowthere, there I was.
Yeah.
AndthenAnd I wasthat I don't knowifhejustdidn't wanttolookatanybodyelsebecausehewasdidn't havethepatients, but I kindofcutinlineandyeah, I wouldhavedoneanythingtobeinit.
I mean, youmadeespeciallyyouplayCarnegieHallinthemovie.
SohowhowdoyouHowdidyoumakeitsobelievable?
Um, why?
I playeditall I decided.
I guessitwas.
That's howitwasbelievable.
Um I, uhYeah, I playedreallywell, but I didn't playclassicaloroperas, so I hadto.
I tookabout, I think, fiveorsixlessons, and I practicedforthreeorfourmonths.
Um, and I learnedthepiecesasbest I could, And I learnedhowtofakeclassicaltechnique.
I guess, umandthen I gotbetteratit, andbetter.
Andah, Andthenwhen I metwithMerylonce I knewallthesongsbackwardsandforwards, I wasabletojustwereabletojusttake a sledgehammertoitandkindof, youknow, destroythem.
I thinkthat's whatmakesittolerableandactuallykindofintriguing.
AndHugh, I havetoaskyou, youarereallyselective.
Youdon't workverymuch.
Whataboutthisproject?
Said I needtodothis.
Well, itistruethat, uh, a coupleofyearsago I waslargelydoingotherthingsinlife.
ButStephenFrizzgetbumpingintohimpoliticaleventsinLondon, andhekeptsayingthisto a filmordo a filmon.
Then, tomygreatsurprise, heactuallysuddenlysentmethescript, whichwasfunnyandtouchingandhadrather a goodpartformeandhadhimdirecting.
He's prettyclassyonDDEMerrill.
19 Oscarnominations.
Streepistheotherpart, so I hadtodoit.
Plus, youguysshotinLondon.
Well, that's noparticulartemptation.
I mean, ifwehadthemoneywithyou, we'd haveshothere.
Still, andsomuchofthestoryishowyouguysbothinthemovieprotectherfromtherealitiesofherownweaknesses, I guesswouldbetherightword.
Doyouthinkthatwastherightthingtodo?
Um, well, I'm a greatbelieverinlyingon I Sometimes, youknow, after I a premiereofmineor a ahplayorsomething, friendswillcomebackstageandsay, Doyoumindif I'm honest?
AndtheanswerisYes.
I bloodydo.
I I requireyoutolieon.
Um I thinkhonestyisgreatlyoverrated.
Whataboutyou?
You'vealwaystoldme I wassogreat.
Sothat's uhOkay.
Well, maybe I likelyingtothem.
Uh, yeah.
Ah, yeah.
Whatyousaid, um, I will, I thinkthat, butwhatwasthequestionwithwhetheritwas a goodthingor a badthingtoknowthatshewassocoddledandprotectedfromtherealities?
I thinkit's Yeah.
I mean, I thinkthemovieismoreof a question.
I guessthenitis a statement.
So I thinkthereis a littlebitofmoralambiguity, um, intermsof, youknow, allowingallowingsomebodytolivethelifethattheywannaliveandtobringthe