How to read minds.

So, you wanna know how to read minds huh?

All you have to do is to pick up my new book "How to Read Minds" by Ryan Higa, that's me.

This is not as interesting as I thought it would be.

How to ask a girl out and never get rejected.

We've been friends for long time now and I was just wondering would you go out with me?

No, because we've been friends for a really long time and I thought you were dating somebody else

And I thought you like guys...Oh My God! what are you doing!

we need to get out of here!

So you do want to go out!

How to type faster.

How to revive a dead mouse.

Ha, there we are.

How to make a hit song that would be popular today.

I have...no, got, I got! I got that..what I got...

I got a ... ah so frustrating!

Power? I got a power.

huh, what comes the next? I got a power!

How to piss off a guy.

kick his balls.

My ball!

hit his nuts.

my nuts!

Go for the testicles.

hehe, STOP! I have to finish this test, stop test tickling me.

I hate test tickle.

How to piss off a girl.

Is everything alright? you look...period.

Excuse me? - I said you looked pretty weird there, something wrong?

Oh it's just... -Oh I know what it is, is that because you are on your rag wing now and it's getting dirty?

What? - Ya, you probably shouldn't leave on the ground if you don't want to...you know, you probably want it to stay clean, so I just put there for you.

Oh got it! it's your next period huh? ya, your math with Mr Anderson is on next period, right?

oh ya. I know exactly what you are going through. I know your pain! I mean just sitting in class thinking oh such a heavy flow of math equations

you know, P equals MS and just totally cramps our style, you know

and that fake French accent, every time you come to class late he's like, why ‘ovulate?

with the straighten hair, it's like it's so weird, man straightening hair?

man straight, man straight hair just doen't go together. and why is it always so hot in there

you know he was always like do you want the temp off or the temp on?

and all the kids are like temp on temp on temp on

Stop! could you please just stop?

wow, someone is definitely on her period i will see you in 3-5 days. depending on flow

How to be a really good voice narrator

why are you keep reading like that? just read it normal! what are you talking about? that's what i'm doing

No, you're saying it all weird just say How to be a really good voice narrator

How to be a really good voice narrator. yes, now record it

How to be a really good voice narrator

better

How to blow someones mind

last but not the least, how to blow someones mind all you have to do is to say the inference poem

If roses are red and violets are blue

and by the commutative property the colour blue is actually violet

and what two colours to make violet? red and blue which means you need red to make violet and since violets are actually blue. and that means you need red to make it blue

but what makes red? the past tense of read. Because the word you read more than any other word so far in equation?

blue. you read blue creating violet. and because violets are actually blue.

it proves that not only did I just blow your mind but everything you just red (past tense)

actually just BLUE your mind

How to find out how much of your life you wasted today

still going! still going! still going

now what? I don't know