The road to Brexit.

Are we nearly there?

Bong.

Bong.

Robert.

I can sense your frustration in the writing.

OK.

So here we are.

It's the end of January, 2020.

This whole thing started in June, 2016,

but it's a moot point whether we are, in fact, there.

So I think if we were actually drawing the road,

it would have sort of gone like that, and through there,

and around here, and dead end, and then

it would have gone over here.

But actually, I think we are.

I think we are at Brexit.

It is happening at the end of this week.

31st of Jan.

Even the people who most aggressively campaign to stop

it accept it's happening.

It is happening.

Nothing can happen to stop it now.

So I've got a little surprise for you.

Here we are.

Here's one I made earlier.

Excellent.

Here we are.

So...

Bong.

On Brexit night, on Friday night, you

may have to do the bongs, because there will not

be any official Independence Day bongs from the Big Ben.

There is a party in Parliament Square, which

Nigel Farage and his Brexit party crowd

have organised, where I believe they have tape

recordings of Big Ben bonging.

My favourite aspect of this is that nobody really contemplated

the fact until quite late, that the UK is leaving the European

Union at midnight, but that's midnight Brussels time.

So in fact, we're leaving at 11.00pm.

And among other things, is the Graham Norton Show on BBC

is being postponed, so that we can all watch

the great moment of departure.

The interesting thing is that actually as the day has

approached, Boris Johnson has sort of taken pains

to almost play down any idea of triumphalism,

because he's now got this strange task of having

to lead a nation which was split down the middle on Brexit.

So he can't really afford to have bongs, parties, call

it Independence Day, as presumably the Daily Express

and Nigel Farage would like.

Well, it's going to be straight.

He's treading quite a fine line.

So there's going to be a countdown clock,

I believe on the door of Downing Street.

He's doing an address to the nation.

Government buildings are going to have lights on them

in red, white, and blue.

Red, white, and blue.

It's a red, white, and blue Brexit.

Exactly.

And then in Parliament Square, Nigel Farage and his crowd,

him, other people from the Brexit party,

and the sundry talk radio figures,

are all speaking about what a great day it is.

And as you said, Britain's Independence Day.

It is interesting that a number of the Conservative MPs who

have, not all of them, but a number who were very strong

advocates for Brexit, they're all

trying to take the same tone that you were just saying.

It's like, actually, look, we know,

we recognise this is a sad day for a lot of people.

We need to just go about this with a degree of humility,

which I think is a good thing, actually.

If they can stick to it, it's a good thing.

OK.

So one of the things that has happened as well,

is it not just that Brexit is definitely happening?

This place, parliament becomes much less exciting,

and, indeed, relevant than it has

been for the last few months, because

of Boris Johnson's majority.

As it regains his sovereignty.

Yeah.

Exactly.

So as he regains his sovereignty,

it's actually kind of sidelined.

So I'm sorry, Big Ben, we're going to put you over there.

Because, the story, as it develops, in fact,

the next significant moment is the end of this year, right?

Yeah.

And middle point of this year, end

of June, because here we are now, Brexit day,

but there is another journey to here

when a whole load of decisions will have to be made,

and then to here.

Yeah.

Just after Brexit day.

So it's very early February.

We get the first sight of negotiating

mandates for the European Commission, which

are being agreed now.

And we should see them first week of February.

We're also promised a speech by Boris Johnson - again,

first week of February - where he sets out

what his approach to these negotiations is going to be.

I'm told that the EU mandate is going to be very, very

detailed, and the Boris Johnson one

is going to be more thematic.

But he's sending his big EU negotiator

David Frost out to do battle.

And so we're going to get a first sense of where the battle

lines are going to be.

What are we calling this?

We're calling this the UK priorities, or...

Yeah, something like that.

Yeah.

These are the battle lines, which will

determine the rest of the year.

As you said, June is when the British government

has to ask for an extension of the transition period

beyond December, 2020 on the assumption

that it's not to get the deal done in time.

And nobody thinks that's going to happen.

Which is interesting, isn't it?

Because when this started to come up in the autumn

there was some chat about how, if you sort of got to here,

what happens if you get three-quarters of the way

through the year?

You're really making a lot of progress on the negotiations.

A deal is very definitely possible.

It's on the cards.

But it is going to take longer.

You're kind of stuffed, because back here you should

have asked for an extension.

What happens here?

Is there a realpolitik way in which

both sides, EU and the UK, start to say, well, you know what?

We need another couple of months.

But you're sort of screwed by this legal deadline.

Before the election, I don't know if you remember,

Boris Johnson was given to talking about Gatt

- was it Gatt 24?

I can't remember what number Gatt it was.

But we said that if you were close to securing a trade

agreement, the two sides could roll over

their existing arrangements.

So in theory, I suppose there's that.

But the truth is that the Conservative side

believes in the deadline.

It doesn't believe in paying more money to the European

Union.

In the period of transition, the UK

has to take and accept all of the rules from the European

Union, which no longer has any say.

So just to be absolutely clear what we're talking about,

so from Brexit day itself.

To the end of December, '20.

The end of this month, January to December,

we are in a period of transition.

So we're effectively out of the EU.

We are no longer a member of the European Union,

but we abide by the existing arrangements

while we negotiate our end state.

And that's what we still don't know.

And in return for those, I think life goes on as normal.

So the truth is, the morning after Brexit, for most people,

nothing will have changed.

Absolutely.

Absolutely.

But the Conservatives do not want

to go beyond that deadline.

It was possibly the price of the day of Nigel Farage pulling out