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  • - Hi everybody, my name is Tyler Oakley

  • and I'm here with the one and only:

  • - Grace Helbig!

  • - And last year we played a game called:

  • - Things!

  • (laughs)

  • - Which is basically a stack of cards,

  • each one has a list of:

  • - Categories!

  • - And each of the categories we have to list:

  • - Five things!

  • - In under:

  • - 10 seconds!

  • - And Mamrie's gonna:

  • - Judge!

  • (laughs)

  • - What's new?

  • (sings The Circle of Life)

  • Whoever's got the least amount of points at the end

  • has to take a shot.

  • - Done.

  • - Whoever has the most points at the end

  • also gets to take a shot.

  • - Done.

  • - So we all drink.

  • You can too!

  • - Done.

  • - If you're over 21.

  • - Done.

  • - Or 18 in the UK.

  • - Done.

  • - Gotta go.

  • - Done.

  • - Good luck with your life.

  • - We're done. (laughs)

  • Things you wouldn't miss if they were gone.

  • - Acne.

  • Big old speed bump.

  • Police people.

  • Also, relish?

  • Also onions.

  • Mushrooms, too!

  • That's six. - [Mamrie] Okay, yeah.

  • - Whoa, you went above

  • and beyond. - Nailed it, nailed it,

  • nailed it, nailed it.

  • Things that move quickly.

  • - Life, high school, relationships,

  • San Andreas the movie, and Beans's legs.

  • - Oh, wow.

  • That's true.

  • - True. - True.

  • Things you don't want to ever see again.

  • - My parents naked.

  • Also, fucking Two Girls One Cup, One Guy One Jar,

  • god fucking--

  • - Time.

  • - No, wow!

  • I just was thinking about my parents naked.

  • - I know, you reveled too long after that.

  • - Once it was a Sunday morning and they were like,

  • "Have you never heard of knocking?"

  • I'm like, "It's God's day."

  • God!

  • Things that are not worth arguing about.

  • - Finances.

  • - Cool.

  • - Yeah, I watch a lot of, um, television.

  • - Car parking. - [Mamrie] Time.

  • - Fucking shit.

  • - How did 10 seconds go so quick?

  • - Because I just thought about finances for too long.

  • Story of my life.

  • Things you wish you had invested in.

  • - Oh, I don't fucking know.

  • Snapchat, orange chicken, Ranch,

  • fucking buildings, (laughs) and also carpet.

  • (laughs) - [Mamrie] Time.

  • Everybody uses carpet.

  • I got carpet.

  • Don't spill on my carpet.

  • Things you would like to ask an astronaut.

  • - Why?

  • Who are you?

  • (laughs)

  • What fabric is the suit made of?

  • Do you smell your own farts?

  • - [Mamrie] Time.

  • - Oh, you were so close, but very, very good question.

  • - I want to be like, "How do you shit?"

  • It's like when girls where rompers

  • and it's the most difficult way to use

  • the restroom. - What's a romper about?

  • - I don't know, it's like a--

  • - You know I have overshorts?

  • Like overalls, but just shorts.

  • - What?

  • (laughs)

  • (screaming)

  • - Look at that leg.

  • - [Mamrie] Oh, okay.

  • - Oh my God, you're gonna love this category.

  • Yeah, get it, Kate Moss. - Uh huh.

  • Get it, Kate Moss. - Uh huh.

  • - Things that make your day easier.

  • (laughs)

  • - Fuck it, fuck it.

  • My carpet, my linoleum, OshKosh,

  • oh God. - [Mamrie] Time.

  • (laughs)

  • - Things that are bumpy.

  • - Roads, relationships,

  • braille.

  • (laughs)

  • - [Mamrie] Time.

  • - Three, that's a good three, though.

  • That's a good three.

  • - This is not three. - That's a solid three.

  • - Things that would make baseball more exciting.

  • - More hotdogs, more forum fingers, foam fingers,

  • more men, Nick Jonas,

  • and also carpet. - [Mamrie] Time.

  • - Got it, I got it, I said carpet in time.

  • - You said forum fingers.

  • (laughs)

  • - Things that are weak.

  • - Oh, fuck.

  • Drinks, people that don't work out,

  • passive aggressive

  • people, my emotions. - [Mamrie] Time.

  • (laughs)

  • - Sure.

  • - Just very like a quick therapy course for both of us.

  • - This always a little too real.

  • (Grace exhales)

  • - Things you shouldn't carry in your luggage.

  • - Oh.

  • A denim overshorts, a butt plug.

  • Literally, I'll tell you later.

  • A fucking glitter package. - [Mamrie] Time.

  • - These are all from experience.

  • Corey once was travelling with a huge tulle dress,

  • and it took up his entire carry-on.

  • They were like, "We need to look through this bag."

  • They open it, and it explodes everywhere,

  • and I was like, literally, "I'm not with him, like,

  • "I don't know who that..."

  • - The dress just exploded?

  • - The dress exploded out cause it was

  • packed to the brim inside the thing.

  • - You know that Mamrie and I were on tour

  • and Mamrie got gifted, for both of us,

  • a shot, no, a flask that was a gun,

  • or a gun-looking thing. - Oh my God.

  • - And so Mamrie, of course, was like,

  • "I can't travel with this," so she left it

  • in her room in the hotel, we go to the next hotel

  • for the next show, the next day, gets emails and phone calls

  • from the previous hotel being like,

  • "Ma'am, you left your gun

  • in the room." - Ma'am! (laughs)

  • - Things that are easy.

  • - Grace Helbig, also a mathematical test,

  • also (laughs), oh, easy squeeze.

  • (laughs) - [Mamrie] Time.

  • - But where was the lie?

  • Times table, times table. - A mathematical test,

  • easy squeeze. - Like seven by eight,

  • seven times eight, what's it?

  • You know, 42.

  • It's whatever.

  • - [Mamrie] It's 56.

  • (laughs)

  • - Oh, you're right.

  • Okay, things the teacher shouldn't say.

  • - Seven times eight is 52.

  • That they don't know how they got there,

  • that they're hungover. - [Mamrie] Time.

  • - Fuck.

  • - I mean, that's - Great, I'll take

  • three out of five.

  • - school spirit, spirit.

  • - School spirit, three out of five.

  • Things, oh God, that are great about being a baby.

  • - Oh, "goo goo ga ga," a rattle, a big ol' pacifier,

  • shitting your pants, and also:

  • not even giving a fuck.

  • Nailed it!

  • That's all we have today.

  • Mamrie, who won?

  • - [Mamrie] Oh, I think it went to Tyler.

  • - Yes.

  • - Wow, so.

  • - So we both take shots.

  • What a weird, terrible sport this is.

  • - Look at my outfit.

  • - Okay.

  • - To Beans.

  • - To Beans.

  • - And to tiny ass jeans.

  • (laughs)

  • - Delicious.

  • - Delicious.

  • - Five things they should do right now.

  • - Five things that you guys should do right now:

  • like, subscribe, comment, tweet--

  • - And then go watch Grace's video.

  • If this doesn't get a 100,000 likes

  • I'm gonna delete my account.

  • (laughs)

  • - What a way to start August.

  • - Okay, that's all, love you, later,

  • good luck with your life, bye.

  • - Goodbye.

- Hi everybody, my name is Tyler Oakley

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