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  • ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) THANKS SO MUCH FOR HELPING ME

  • GET TO WORK, MAN.

  • >> IT'S BEEN A LONG TIME.

  • >> James: IT'S BEEN AWHILE.

  • YEAH.

  • >> James: HOW LONG HAS IT BEEN?

  • >> ABOUT THREE YEARS.

  • >> James: A LOT'S HAPPENED.

  • MARRIED MAN, GOT A MUSTACHE NOW.

  • ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) >> James: DO YOU MIND IF WE

  • LISTEN TO SOME MUSIC?

  • >> LAY BACK, BABY.

  • >> James: SHALL WE SEE WHAT'S ON THE RADIO?

  • >> YEAH.

  • ♪ I'M AT A PARTY I DON'T WANNA BE AT

  • AND I DON'T EVER WEAR A SUIT AND TIE

  • WONDERIN' IF I COULD SNEAK OUT THE BACK

  • NOBODY'S EVEN LOOKIN' ME IN MY EYES

  • THEN YOU TAKE MY HANDDON'T THINK I FIT IN

  • AT THIS PARTYEVERYONE'S GOT

  • SO MUCH TO SAY, YEAH ♪ I ALWAYS FEEL LIKE

  • I'M NOBODY, MMWHO WANTS TO FIT IN ANYWAY?

  • 'CAUSE I DON'T CAREWHEN I'M WITH MY BABY, YEAH

  • ALL THE BAD THINGS DISAPPEARAND YOU'RE MAKING ME FEEL

  • LIKE MAYBE I AM SOMEBODY ♪ I CAN DEAL WITH THE BAD NIGHTS

  • WHEN I'M WITH MY BABY, YEAHOOH, OOH, OOH, OOH, OOH, OOH

  • IS I THINK YOU AND EDGE, INCREDIBLE WRITERS, WALTER

  • WALL SMASHES, ED IS NEVER GOING TO JOIN YOU IN CHOREOGRAPHY.

  • >> RIGHT.

  • >> James: AND THIS SONG I THINK IS CRYING OUT FOR

  • CHOREOGRAPHY.

  • >> I THINK YOU COULD DO IT.

  • >> James: WHAT WOULD THE MOVES BE TO THAT CHORUS?

  • >> WE WOULD HAVE TO STAND UP.

  • >> James: THESE ARE MY THOUGHTS --

  • BECAUSE I DON'T CARE WHEN I'M WITH MY -- ♪

  • >> MIDDLEIMMEDIATELY, NO.

  • INSTANTLY I WAS, LIKE, YEAH, NO.

  • THAT WAS MY THOUGHT.

  • BUT I LOVE YOU, AND YOUR VALUE STAYS THE SAME, YOU'RE STILL

  • VALUABLE BUT THAT DANCE RIGHT THERE DOES NOT A ADD VALUE TO

  • ANYTHING.

  • >> James: YOU DIDN'T SEE ENOUGH OF IT.

  • >> I'M TELLING YOU RIGHT NOW, I'VE SEEN WHAT I NEEDED TO SEE.

  • >> James: BECAUSE I DON'T CARE WHEN I'M WITH MY BABY, YEAH --

  • >> NO, NO, THAT'S NOT -- IT'S NOT WHAT THE KIDS WANT TO SEE.

  • EVER SEE THESE KIDS ON TIK TOK?

  • THEY DON'T WANT TO SEE THAT.

  • THEY WANT TO SEE, WHOA!

  • >> James: WHAT, LIKE -- YEAH, EXACTLY.

  • ( CHEERING ) SEE, THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT THEY

  • WANT TO SEE.

  • >> James: ♪ SEE I DON'T CARE, WHEN I'M

  • WITH MY BABY, YEAAND I HAVE BEEN ON TIK TOK AND

  • THAT'S PEOPLE DOING DANIELS TO YUMMY.

  • >> I THINK YOU AND I SHOULD MAKE A DEFINITIVE YUMMY CHOREOGRAPHY

  • TIK TOK DANCE RIGHT NOW.

  • ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) ♪ THE YUMMY YUMMY

  • >> NOPE, NOPE.

  • DO YOU WANT ME TO GIVE YOU SOME TIPS?

  • BECAUSE I COULD MAYBE GIVE YOU SOME TIPS.

  • >> James: ALL RIGHT.

  • SO YOU'RE GOING TO DO RIGHT ARM LIKE IT'S YUMMY.

  • >> James: ALL RIGHT,.

  • YOU GOT THAT YUMMY ♪ >> THEN YOU'RE GOING TO BRING IT

  • THIS WAY AND THIS HAND THAT WAY, SO YOU'VE GOT THAT

  • YUMMY YUMAND YOU WILL BRING YOUR ARMS

  • OPEN LIKE THIS, YUMMY YUM.

  • >> James: IF I HAD JUST COME UP WITH THAT CHOREOGRAPHY, YOU

  • WOULD HAVE SAID IT'S TERRIBLE.

  • >> NO, I WOULDN'T HAVE.

  • ( LAUGHTER ) >> James: I WOULD HAVE SAID TO

  • YOU, THIS IS THE DANCE TO YOU ♪ ♪ YEAH, YOU GOT THAT YUMMY YUMMY

  • YUMMY -- ♪ >> YOU KNOW WHAT IT IS?

  • >> James: YOU WOULD HAVE GONE, THAT'S TERRIBLE.

  • >> IT'S YOUR DELIVERY.

  • YOUR DELIVERY IS BAD.

  • > YOUR DELIVERY IS TRASH.

  • >> James: TEACH ME THESE COMPLEX MOVES.

  • >> I DIDN'T SAY THEY'RE COMPLEX.

  • I JUST SAID THE DELIVERY HAS TO BE A-1.

  • >> James: SOTHIS IS GOT THAT YUMMY YUM

  • THAT OPEN YUMMY YUM ♪ >> SHALL WE DO THE WOLF?

  • >> James: IT'S NOT AS GOOD AS THIS.

  • >> I DIDN'T SAY IT'S EXTREMELY COMPLICATED.

  • >> James: ♪ YOU GOT THAT YUMMY YUM, YUMMY

  • YUM, YUMMY ♪ >> YEAH.

  • >> James: AND THEN WE BOUNCE ♪ ♪ YOU GOT THAT YUMMY YUMMY YUMMY

  • YUMMY ♪ ♪ SAY THAT WORD ON MY WAY

  • SAY THE WORD, ON MY WAY YEAH BABE, YEAH BABE, YEAH BABE

  • ANY NIGHT, ANY DAY SAY THE WORD, ON MY WAY

  • ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ YEAH, YOU GOT THAT YUMMY, YUM

  • THAT YUMMY, YUMTHAT YUMMY, YUMMY

  • YEAH, YOU GOT THAT YUMMY, YUMTHAT YUMMY, YUM

  • THAT YUMMY, YUMMYSAY THE WORD, ON MY WAY

  • YEAH BABE, YEAH BABE, YEAH BABEANY NIGHT, ANY DAY

  • SAY THE WORD, ON MY WAYYEAH BABE, YEAH BABE

  • YEAH BABEIN THE MORNING OR LATE

  • SAY THE WORD, ON MY WAYBONAFIDE STALLION

  • YOU AIN'T IN NO STABLE, NOYOU STAY ON THE RUN

  • AIN'T ON THE SIDEYOU'RE NUMBER ONE

  • YEAH, EVERY TIME I COME AROUNDYOU GET IT DONE

  • FIFTY-FIFTYLOVE THE WAY YOU SPLIT IT

  • HUNNID RACKSHELP ME SPEND IT, BABE

  • LIGHT A MATCH, GET LITTY, BABETHAT JET SET, WATCH THE SUNSET

  • KINDA, YEAH, YEAHROLLIN' EYES BACK IN MY HEAD

  • MAKE MY TOES CURL, YEAH, YEAHYEAH, YOU GOT THAT YUMMY, YUM

  • THAT YUMMY, YUM ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )

  • THAT YUMMY, YUMMY

  • >> James: WOW, OPIATE IF I'VE EVER FELT OLDER THAN I TID IN

  • THAT MOMENT THEN.

  • >> YOU'RE NOT GETTING ANY YOUNGER, I'LL TELL YOU THAT

  • ( LAUGHTER ) >> James: NOW, I WANT TO TALK

  • TO YOU ABOUT SOMETHING, JUSTIN BIEBER.

  • >> UH-HUH.

  • >> James: A CHOICE YOU MADE LAST YEAR.

  • >> MM-HMM.

  • >> James: I'M GOING TO SAY I FOUND IT PERPLEXING.

  • >> OKAY.

  • >> James: YOU CHALLENGED TOM CRUISE TO A FIGHT.

  • >> MM-HMM.

  • >> James: WHY?

  • I DON'T KNOW, I WAS JUST BEING -- I WAS JUST BEING

  • STUPID, TO BE HONEST.

  • NOT STUPID, BUT -- AND PEOPLE WERE, LIKE, YEAH, I WANT TO SEE

  • THIS HAPPEN.

  • AND I WAS, LIKE, YOU KNOW WHAT?

  • THAT COULD ACTUALLY BE FUNNY.

  • >> James: WOULDN'T BE MUCH FUN FOR YOU.

  • I'VE GOT TO SAY, I THINK IF ME AND YOU HAVE A FIGHT, YOU WIN.

  • I THINK IF YOU AND TOM CRUISE HAVE A FIGHT, I BACK TOM EVERY

  • DAY TO HAVE THE WEEK.

  • >> ABSOLUTELY NOT.

  • >> James: I BACK TOM EVERY DAY OF THE WEEK.

  • >> I TRY NOT TO LET MY EGO GET IN THE WAY, BUT THERE'S

  • ABSOLUTELY NO WAY.

  • HE'S NOT THE GUY YOU SEE IN -- >> James: HE IS.

  • HE IS IN PHENOMENAL SHAPE.

  • >> PHENOMENAL SHAPE DOESN'T MEAN YOU'RE A GOOD FIGHTER.

  • >> James: OH, MY WORD...

  • ( LAUGHTER ) >> I START TO GET FRUSTRATED

  • BECAUSE YOU'RE REALLY BOILING ME UP, MAN, I WANT TO FIGHT YOU!

  • >> James: WORK YOUR WAY UP TO TOM CRUISE.

  • DO ME AND THEN LIKE ZACH BRAFF AND THEN TOM CRUISE.

  • >> I THINK YOU'RE MESMERIZED BY THE CHARACTERS HE'S PLAYED.

  • >> James: NO, I'M MESMERIZED BY THE MAN.

  • I'M NOT JOKING.

  • I AM MESMERIZED -- >> YOU'RE MESMERIZED BY THE

  • CHARACTERS HE'S PLAYED.

  • >> James: NO.

  • I'M TELLING YOU, YOU WOULDN'T WANT TO -- I'M DANGEROUS.

  • MY AJILLTY IS CRAZY, INSANE.

  • >> James: HE DOES MOVIES CALLED "MISSION IMPOSSIBLE," THE

  • MISSION IS IMPOSSIBLE AND HE MAKES IT POSSIBLE.

  • >> HE'S AN ACTOR!

  • >> James: HE JUMPS OUT OF PLANES.

  • >> I DON'T THINK YOU UNDERSTAND THE MIND CONTROL THAT I HAVE!

  • ( LAUGHTER ) MY MIND CONTROL IS ANOTHER

  • SPECIMEN -- >> James: OH, MY GOD.

  • I'M DIFFERENT.

  • >> James: LISTEN.

  • I'M THE CONNOR MCGREGOR OF ENTERTAINMENT!

  • ( LAUGHTER ) THIS IS THE FACT!

  • WRESTLE ME RIGHT NOW, JUST DO IT.

  • >> James: DUDE, THINK ABOUT WHAT YOU'RE DOING.

  • THIS WILL BE TELEVISED.

  • >> YES!

  • ( LAUGHTER ) >> James: OKAY, OKAY.

  • THIS IS HALF OF TOM CRUISE.

  • THIS IS HALF OF TOM CRUISE.

  • READY. ALL RIGHT.

  • ARE YOU GOING TO SAY AM I STARTING OR AM I STARTED.

  • >> YOU CAN SAY IT.

  • >> James: HAVE YOU STARTED YET?

  • >> YOU CAN SAY IT.

  • >> James: HAVE YOU STARTED?

  • I HAVEN'T STARTED YET.

  • THREE, TWO, ONE, GO.

  • AAAHHH!

  • ♪ >> DRIVE THE CAR.

  • >> James: YOU STILL CAN'T BE TOM CRUISE.

  • FOR ALL THE TIMES THAT YOU RAIN ON MY PARADE

  • AND ALL THE CLUBS YOU GET IN USING MY NAME

  • YOU THINK YOU BROKE MY HEART OH GIRL FOR GOODNESS SAKE

  • YOU THINK I'M CRYING ON MY OWN, WELL I AIN'T

  • AND I DIDN'T WANNA WRITE A SONG 'CAUSE I DIDN'T WANT ANYONE

  • THINKING I STILL CARE I DON'T

  • BUT, YOU STILL HIT MY PHONE UP AND BABY I BE MOVIN' ON

  • AND I THINK YOU SHOULD BE SOMETHIN' I DON'T WANNA HOLD

  • BACK, MAYBE YOU SHOULD KNOW THAT

  • MY MAMA DON'T LIKE YOU AND SHE LIKES EVERYONE

  • AND I NEVER LIKE TO ADMIT THAT I WAS WRONG

  • AND I'VE BEEN SO CAUGHT UP IN MY JOB, DIDN'T SEE WHAT'S GOING

  • ON, BUT NOW I KNOW, I'M BETTER SLEEPING ON MY OWN

  • ♪ 'CAUSE IF YOU LIKE THE WAY YOU LOOK THAT MUCH

  • OH BABY YOU SHOULD GO AND LOVE YOURSELF

  • AND IF YOU THINK THAT I'M STILL HOLDIN' ON TO SOMETHIN'

  • YOU SHOULD GO AND LOVE YOURSELF

  • ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) ABOUT

  • YOUR WEDDING.

  • YOU GOT MARRIED.

  • >> GOT MARRIED.

  • >> James: HOW LONG AGO DID YOU GET MARRIED?

  • >> I GOT MARRIED ABOUT A YEAR AGO.

  • >> James: OKAY.

  • YEAH.

  • >> James: AND HOW IS IT?

  • HOW IS MARRIED LIFE?

  • >> BEING MARRIED IS THE BEST THING THAT'S EVER HAPPENED TO

  • ME.

  • SHE'S EXTRAORDINARY.

  • >> James: WHAT DO YOU DO?

  • DO YOU STAY IN?

  • >> YEAH, WE STAY IN A LOT.

  • WE ENJOY WATCHING MOVIES AND JUST TALKING AND EATING

  • TOGETHER.

  • >> James: WHAT DO YOU BINGE WATCH WHEN YOU'RE HOME.

  • IT'S A COZY NIGHT IN, YOU AND MRS. BIEBS.

  • >> WE GOT THROUGH THE SERIES OF HOUSE, YOU KNOW, DR. HOUSE.

  • WE DO FRIENDS.

  • >> James: WHICH FRIENDS CHARACTER DO YOU THINK YOU ARE?

  • >> I THINK I'M A MIX OF ALL OF THEM.

  • >> James: YOU THINK YOU'RE A MIX OF CHANDLER, ROSS AND JOEY.

  • >> YEAH BECAUSE ROSS IS THE SUPER SENSITIVE ONE, AND I'M

  • SUPER SENSITIVE.

  • AND CHANDLER IS SUPER SARCASTIC AND WITTY.

  • I MEAN, I'M NOT GOING TO GIVE MYSELF COMPLIMENTS, BUT I'D LIKE

  • TO SAY I'M A LITTLE WITTY.

  • >> James: GIVE US YOUR BEST JOEY, HOW ARE YOU DOING?

  • >> HOW YOU DOIN'?

  • ( LAUGHTER ) >> James: I MEAN, I'D QUITE

  • LIKE TO SEE ON TOUR JUSTIN BIEBER PULL OUT THE "SMELLY

  • CAT," YOU KNOW THE PHOEBE SONG?

  • SMELLY CAT, SMELLY CAT ♪ ♪ WHAT ARE THEY FEEDING YOU

  • SMELLY CAT, SMELLY CAT ♪ ♪ IT'S NOT YOUR FAULT

  • ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) >> James: THAT WITH A B UNDER

  • IT -- R -- ♪ SMELLY CAT, SMELLY CAT, WHAT

  • ARE THEY FEEDING YOU ♪ ♪ SMELLY CAT, SMELLY CAT, ♪

  • IT'S NOT YOUR FAULT ♪ >> James: I'M JUST SAYING.

  • ( LAUGHTER ) ( APPLAUSE )

  • SHOUT OUT TO YOUR MOM AND DADFOR MAKING YOU

  • STANDING OVATIONTHEY DID A GREAT JOB

  • RAISING YOUWHEN I CREATE

  • YOU'RE MY MUSETHE KIND OF SMILE

  • THAT MAKES THE NEWSCAN'T NOBODY THROW SHADE

  • ON YOUR NAME IN THESE STREETSTRIPLE THREAT, YOU A BOSS

  • YOU A BANK, YOU A BEASTYOU MAKE IT EASY TO CHOOSE

  • YOU GOT A MEAN TOUCH ♪ I CAN'T REFUSE

  • NO, I CAN'T REFUSE ITPICTURE-PERFECT

  • YOU DON'T NEED NO FILTERGORGEOUS, MAKE 'EM DROP DEAD

  • YOU A KILLERSHOWER YOU WITH

  • ALL MY ATTENTIONYEAH, THESE ARE MY

  • ONLY INTENTIONSSTAY IN THE KITCHEN

  • COOKING UPCUT YOUR OWN BREAD

  • HEART FULL OF EQUITYYOU'RE AN ASSET

  • MAKE SURE THAT YOUDON'T NEED NO MENTIONS

  • YEAH, THESE ARE MYONLY INTENTIONS

  • ONLY INTENTIONS ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )

  • NOW, DID YOU SING AT YOUR WEDDING?

  • >> YEAH.

  • >> James: WHAT DID YOU SING?

  • I TOLD MYSELF I WASN'T GOING TO BECAUSE I THINK THAT'S KIND

  • OF WEIRD WHEN PEOPLE, LIKE, GO AND THEY'RE LIKE THEIR OWN

  • ARTISTS AT THE THING.

  • BUT IT WAS AN ORGANIC THING.

  • EVERYONE WAS VIBING AND I SANG HALEY "ONE LAST LONELY GIRL."

  • >> James: YOU WOULD SING THAT ON STAGE.

  • YOU USED TO PICK A FAN AND GIVE A FAN A ROSE.

  • ON YOUR WEDDING DAY, YOU WOULD BE --

  • >> I SAID YOU'RE THE ONE LAST LONELY GIRL.

  • HOW MANY I TOLD YOU'S AND START OVERS

  • AND SHOULDERS HAVE YOU CRIED ON BEFORE?

  • HOW MANY PROMISES BE HONEST GIRL?

  • HOW MANY TEARS YOU LET HIT THE FLOOR?

  • HOW MANY BAGS YOU PACKED JUST TO TAKE 'EM BACK

  • TELL ME THAT HOW MANY EITHER OR'S

  • BUT NO MORE IF YOU LET ME

  • INSIDE OF YOUR WORLD THERE'D BE THE ONE LESS

  • LONELY GIRL SAW SO MANY PRETTY FACES

  • IN THE WORLD THERE'S GONNA BE

  • ONE LESS LONELY GIRL I'M COMING FOR YOU

  • ONE LESS LONELY GIRL I'M COMING FOR YOU

  • ONE LESS LONELY GIRL I'M COMING FOR YOU

  • ONE LESS LONELY GIRL I'M COMING FOR YOU

  • THERE'S GONNA BE ONE LESS LONELY GIRL

  • ♪ I'M COMING FOR YOU I'M GONNA PUT YOU FIRST

  • ♪ I'M COMING FOR YOU I'LL SHOW YOU WHAT YOU'RE WORTH

  • THAT'S WHAT I'M GONNA DO IF YOU LET ME INSIDE YOUR WORLD

  • THERE'S GONNA BE ONE LESS LONELY GIRL

  • YOU SHAWTY ♪ >> James: I HAVE GOT CHILLS.

  • CHILLS.

  • >> James: OH, GOSH.

  • WHOO -- >> IT'S OKAY.

  • IT'S OKAY.

  • IT'S OKAY.

  • TAKE A DEEP BREATH, HERE, THROUGH YOUR NOSE.

  • >> James: WHOO...

  • I'M GOING TO HAVE TO STOP FROM HERE.

  • ( LAUGHTER ) THANKS TO JUSTIN BIEBER!

( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) THANKS SO MUCH FOR HELPING ME

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