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  • Kids react to viral videos!

  • This episode: Going to The Store!

  • (faint music heard from a distance)

  • What?

  • (music continues)

  • What?!

  • Whoa!

  • That's nasty.

  • (giggles)

  • What?

  • Um...

  • This is, by far, one of the weirdest things you've ever shown us.

  • Oh my God!

  • (gasp)

  • What the heck is he doing?!

  • That didn't--(becomes tongue tied).

  • (still tongue tied)

  • What was that?!

  • I am not impressed.

  • I am too not impressed.

  • Question time!

  • (man) So what did we just have you watch?

  • I'm not going to tell you guys, okay?

  • -(man) Why not? -Because it's inappropriate.

  • I have no idea.

  • Something disturbing, that's for sure.

  • You made me watch an action figure.

  • Is that, like, a balloon or a robot?

  • It was, like, the weirdest looking thing ever.

  • (man) How would you describe it?

  • A man that was walking around, doing nothing.

  • A random person-creature.

  • A mannequin dancing, but it's naked.

  • Uh...naked.

  • Naked and ugly.

  • I found the perfect word for this:

  • Derpy.

  • (man) Can you show us how it was walking around?

  • (giggles) It was--

  • (music from Going to The Store plays)

  • I can't! No! I have bones!

  • That thing didn't. That thing had, like, noodles for bones.

  • (man) Why don't humans walk like that normally?

  • Because I'm in public!

  • I don't want to be embarrassing myself and my family.

  • Because it's just not natural.

  • I don't think it's physically possible to move all your limbs...

  • ..in that fashion for that long.

  • I would get tired really easily.

  • Although, on the other hand, it probably is a really good exercise method.

  • (man) When you first saw it appear on the street, what did you think?

  • What...are you making me watch?

  • I just couldn't describe it, it was funny.

  • I was like, "Is this real? Oh my gosh!"

  • -Whaaa--? Like that minion. "Whaaat?.-- -Whaaat?

  • Boom! Like, you're just like, what is that?!

  • (man) Why was it naked?

  • I don't know!

  • I have no clue!

  • Maybe it didn't have any in his drawers or in his closet.

  • That is appalling.

  • I don't approve.

  • I think it was naked because...it's funnier.

  • (man) What happened when it tried to go up the stairs?

  • It--well, I covered my eyes because it was so ugly!

  • It fell down.

  • It just fell.

  • -It fell like this. -It fell down and had a seizure.

  • A complete, utter spasm on the stairs...

  • ..and then there's just a sign that says, "Oh, yeah. Don't have spasms on the stairs."

  • There was a sign that said, "No doing..."

  • Up the stairs!

  • Maybe...the people that animated this don't know

  • how to make a mannequin go up the stairs.

  • (man) What was the point of this video?

  • I don't believe there really is a point.

  • This video has as much point as a dull pencil.

  • To make people think, "What is this video about?!"

  • Don't walk around naked and wobble,

  • or else you won't be able to make it up the stairs to go back home.

  • Did someone wake up in the morning and say, "Hey! I'm going to go call..."

  • "..my friends up so we can make a video about a butt-naked guy..."

  • "..dancing around like a complete idiot!"

  • Oh, that should be a creepy pasta because that thing is weird looking!

  • (man) Would you say you liked the video?

  • No.

  • No.

  • Yeah, I liked it.

  • I liked it. It was pretty funny.

  • Not really.

  • -No. Not really, no. -No.

  • It was kind of strange.

  • No. I don't like this video.

  • I'm not a fan of these kinds of videos.

  • No, because it's retarded.

  • I have, like, no mutual feelings for this video.

  • I am utterly confused.

  • It's, like, one of those videos on the weird part of YouTube.

  • (man) What do you think the title of this video should be?

  • "The Naked Dancer." (giggles)

  • "A Video I Made Because I was Bored."

  • "Don't Watch This. It's Creepy."

  • I don't know why people do that on YouTube!

  • Do not click!

  • -Of course, you're going to click it. -(whispers) That's reverse psychology.

  • (man) It's called "Going to the Store".

  • What?! That doesn't make sense!

  • They might have been going to any store!

  • But there was no store.

  • But he didn't go to a store!

  • Going to the store?! He goes to a parking lot!

  • And then he flips out on the stairs!

  • Oh! Maybe because the stairs are walking up to the store.

  • (man) So this video has over 16 million views.

  • Oh my God!

  • -(man) Does that surprise you? -No. That does not surprise me.

  • I can believe it.

  • People! What are you doing with yourselves?!

  • Yeah, I mean, there's this big, beautiful thing out there...

  • It's called Earth!

  • This is what our society has come to.

  • Like, it's pretty insane, don't you think?

  • (man) Why would so many people want to watch the naked weird thing...

  • ..walking down the street?

  • Are they high?!

  • Maybe they saw the beginning, not the dummy,

  • and just clicked on it.

  • I feel like old people would watch this.

  • They're easily impressed and they can laugh really easily about stuff.

  • And I feel like old people watch this when they're bored with reading books.

  • (man) Final question. How would you react if you were walking down the street...

  • ..and saw that thing walking towards you?

  • Just run away.

  • I'd run.

  • 9-1-1.

  • Run my butt back to my house and just lock all the doors,

  • shut the windows, grab a knife and hide under my bed.

  • Oh my gosh, I would be so shocked!

  • I'd be like, "Oh my gosh! What's happening?! Oh my gosh!"

  • I'd actually give him some clothes, then play basketball and other games with him.

  • (man) This really blew your mind a little bit.

  • (man) We've never had you have this type of reaction...

  • ..to anything we've shown you on this show. (starts to laugh)

  • I don't know what to say.

  • If I ever have a bad day though, I'm going to be completely truthful,

  • I'm going to watch this video.

  • This would cheer me up so much.

  • This would erase everything on my mind

  • and I would just be thinking about this video.

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Kids React To going to the store!

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