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  • -You know I'm Orange

  • I'm Orange, I'm really really Orange

  • And the whole world has to answer right now

  • Just to tell you once again who's Orange

  • [laughs]

  • Oh...

  • Hey, I didn't see you sitting there.

  • Uhh...

  • -Yes?

  • -What are you?

  • -I'm a walnut.

  • -Hey, hey walnut.

  • -[sighs] What?

  • -Walnut, hey.

  • -What?

  • -Knock, knock.

  • -Who's there?

  • -Knock, knock.

  • -I already said who's there.

  • -Knock, knock.

  • -Look dude, knock it off.

  • -Knock, knock.

  • -Who is it already?

  • -Knock, knock.

  • -You know what? I don't care.

  • I don't care who's at the door.

  • -Knock, knock.

  • -[growls] Who is it already?

  • -Cash.

  • -Cash? Cash who?

  • -Cashew? I thought you were a walnut.

  • [laughs]

  • -[sighs]

  • -Geez, you really need to come out of your shell.

  • -I'm a nut, not a turtle.

  • -You're a nut?

  • And they say I'm crazy.

  • [laughs]

  • Hey, hey walnut.

  • -If this is another knock-knock joke...

  • -You look familiar.

  • -Dude, I'm a walnut.

  • -Don't I know you from somewhere?

  • -No, no I think I'd remember that.

  • -Ooh, I know.

  • You're the guy that lives inside Lizardberry.

  • -What?

  • -Don't you remember?

  • Hey, hey, Lizardberry.

  • Hey.

  • -Hey, for the last time, I'm not a lizardberry.

  • -Hey, hey Lizardberry.

  • -What?

  • -Knife.

  • -[screaming]

  • -Whoa, that guy's gonna be dino-sore in the morning.

  • [laughs]

  • Ooh, ow.

  • -Free Willy!

  • -What the heck?

  • -Hey, how's it going?

  • [both screaming]

  • -What are you talking about?

  • That was an avocado, you idiot.

  • -You're an avocado?

  • Is that why Lizardberry ate you?

  • -No, I'm a walnut.

  • -Wingnut?

  • -Walnut.

  • -Walrus?

  • -Walnut!

  • -Oh, walnut.

  • Is that why you're so hard to crack?

  • [laughs]

  • -Hey, don't even joke about that.

  • Have you ever seen a nutcracker?

  • -Well, duh.

  • He's right over there.

  • -[chittering]

  • -Good thing he has a straightjacket.

  • -Ugh, no, a nutcracker.

  • You've never heard of a nutcracker?

  • -A nutcracker? Sweet!

  • -No, it's not sweet.

  • It's a death-dealing pair of metal tongs that will split your head open.

  • Do you even know what that sounds like?

  • -Knock knock.

  • -It's not a joke, man,

  • I'm telling you, it's the worst way to go.

  • -Knock knock.

  • -[growls]

  • -Knock knock.

  • -What do you want?

  • -Knock knock.

  • -Who is it already?

  • -Squirrel.

  • -Squirrel? Squirrel who?

  • -Squirrel.

  • -[screaming]

  • Captioned by SpongeSebastian

-You know I'm Orange

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