destined to be a star

His parents were killed by Voldermort

who gave him a lightning scar

Yo harry, you're a wizard

(Harry Potter and the Sorcerers's Stone)

Harry goes to Hogwarts

He meets Ron and Hermione

McGonagall requires he play for Gryffindor

Draco is a daddy's boy

Quirrell becomes unemployed

The Sorcerers's Stone is destroyed by Dumbledore

(Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets)

Ron breaks his wand

Now Ginny's gone

and Harry's in mortal danger

Tom Riddle hides his snake inside

His ginormous secret chamber

(Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban)

Harry blows up his Aunt Marge

The dementors come and take charge

Lupin is a wolf

The rat's a man

and now the prisoner is at large

They use time travel so they can

Save the prisoner of Azkaban

who just so happens to be Harry's Godfather

I don't really get it either

(Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire)

Harry gets put in the

Triwizard tournament

with dragons and mermaids

Oh no!

Edward Cullen gets slayed!

He's back

(Harry Potter and the Order of the Pheonix)

Harry,Harry,it's getting scary

Voldermort's back

Now you're a revolutionary Harry

Dumbledore,Dumbledore,why is he ignoring your

constant attemps to contact him?

He is forced to leave the school

Umbridge arrives

Draco's a tool

Kids break into the Ministry

Sirius Black is dead as can be

(Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince)

Split your soul

Seven parts of a whole

They're horcruxes

It's Dumbledore's end

(Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows)

There once was a boy named Harry

who constantly conquered death

but in one final duel between good and bad

He may take his final breath