Name: How to Brave Costco with Three Kids - Studio C
Uploaded: 2023-07-27T21:01:20.000Z
Duration: 3 min 44 s
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It has been far too long since we have gathered our banners together in war.

I'd like to call this council of motherhood to order.

We must band together to vanquish our foe.

I could not have conquered the porcelain throne without your Elmo sticker chart.

But now far greater evil has come upon us.

No. These evils will always exist in our world.

An attack falls upon me weekly, Your Grace.

This is my first battle going to Costco with three children.

My scouts tell me this is the current layout of Costco.

Why not just send your husband to the front lines?

He always falls prey to the sweet sounds of the Vitamix demonstration.

I ask for diapers, he comes back with four dozen muffins!

Your best chance is to take it one section at a time.

With children in the cart, the bananas will be carnage by the end!

But for this conflict, I shall wield the holy grail.

I mean, if you feel comfortable with that amount of screen time.

Save the mom guilt for the battlefield, Cornelia!

Three children sharing one iPad, you'll be on borders of meltdown territory.

Well, then retreat back to food court fortress! They will obey for a churro!

If we cannot agree, we must call on ancient wisdom.

I cracked a window. Nobody cared back then.

- But what should I do now, oh wise one? - Yes.

Know that the water is giving the children chicken pox.

Even if it's dark chocolate covered almonds?

I shall bring you the Costco receipt on a spike!

Oh, I forgot! Costco lets you order online, and they'll just deliver it to your car.

When was a time that your mother left you in the car?

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How to Brave Costco with Three Kids - Studio C

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