Name: Trying Not to Laugh When Your Friend Is Crying - Key & Peele
Uploaded: 2020-02-28T18:41:55.000Z
Duration: 3 min 43 s
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[sighs] FIRST ORDER OF BUSINESS, I'M SURE YOU ALL HEARD

Past simple

THAT TWIGS GOT PULLED OUT THE RIVER THIS MORNING.

THAT HE AND CARVELL GREW UP IN THE HOOD TOGETHER.

BECAUSE IT TAKES A BIG [bleep] MAN TO CRY IN FRONT OF HIS CREW.

WE USED TO PRETEND THE SOFA CUSHIONS WAS A FORT.

- AND WE USED TO PRETEND THAT THE FLOOR WAS MOLTEN LAVA.

'CAUSE HE AND TWIGS WAS KIDS TOGETHER. OKAY?

THEY WAS BEST FRIENDS FOREVER AND [bleep].

TRYING TO FIGURE OUT WHICH C-C-CARE BEAR WE WAS.

'CAUSE YOU ALL KNOW YOU THINK THIS [bleep] IS FUNNY.

CARVELL OVER HERE, BLUBBERING AND TALKING 'BOUT CARE BEARS.

THOSE SOME MANLY-ASS TEARS RIGHT THERE THAT YOU LOOKIN' AT!

AND THEN--AND THEN-- AND THEN--AND--AND--AND--

THAT WAS A WEIRD-ASS SNEEZE I JUST DID RIGHT THERE.

CAN A BROTHER GET SOME [bleep] CLARITIN UP IN HERE?

- TWIGS ALWAYS FANCIED HIMSELF SHARE BEAR.

THOUGHT OF MYSELF AS MORE OF A FUNSHINE BEAR.

OKAY, ALL YOU [bleep] NEED TO RESPECT THAT RIGHT THERE!

YOU A FUNSHINE BEAR, MAN. I'M SORRY, THAT--

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Trying Not to Laugh When Your Friend Is Crying - Key & Peele

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