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♪ HOW ARE YOU?
♪ HOW ARE YOU?
♪ HOW ARE YOU? I LIKE THIS OUTFIT.
HOW ARE YOU? I LIKE THIS OUTFIT.
HOW ARE YOU? I LIKE THIS OUTFIT. >> I'M VERY NERVOUS.
I LIKE THIS OUTFIT. >> I'M VERY NERVOUS.
I LIKE THIS OUTFIT. >> I'M VERY NERVOUS. >> Jimmy: ARE YOU REALLY?
>> I'M VERY NERVOUS. >> Jimmy: ARE YOU REALLY?
>> I'M VERY NERVOUS. >> Jimmy: ARE YOU REALLY? >> I'VE LOVED YOU FOR SUCH A
>> Jimmy: ARE YOU REALLY? >> I'VE LOVED YOU FOR SUCH A
>> Jimmy: ARE YOU REALLY? >> I'VE LOVED YOU FOR SUCH A LONG TIME.
>> I'VE LOVED YOU FOR SUCH A LONG TIME.
>> I'VE LOVED YOU FOR SUCH A LONG TIME. >> Jimmy: OH, THAT'S NICE.
LONG TIME. >> Jimmy: OH, THAT'S NICE.
LONG TIME. >> Jimmy: OH, THAT'S NICE. THANK YOU.
>> Jimmy: OH, THAT'S NICE. THANK YOU.
>> Jimmy: OH, THAT'S NICE. THANK YOU. I APPRECIATE THAT.
THANK YOU. I APPRECIATE THAT.
THANK YOU. I APPRECIATE THAT. SOMEBODY LOVES ME FINALLY.
I APPRECIATE THAT. SOMEBODY LOVES ME FINALLY.
I APPRECIATE THAT. SOMEBODY LOVES ME FINALLY. [ LAUGHTER ]
SOMEBODY LOVES ME FINALLY. [ LAUGHTER ]
SOMEBODY LOVES ME FINALLY. [ LAUGHTER ] >> THIS IS A DREAM COME TRUE.
[ LAUGHTER ] >> THIS IS A DREAM COME TRUE.
[ LAUGHTER ] >> THIS IS A DREAM COME TRUE. >> Jimmy: DID YOU GET TO MEET
>> THIS IS A DREAM COME TRUE. >> Jimmy: DID YOU GET TO MEET
>> THIS IS A DREAM COME TRUE. >> Jimmy: DID YOU GET TO MEET TOM HANKS?
>> Jimmy: DID YOU GET TO MEET TOM HANKS?
>> Jimmy: DID YOU GET TO MEET TOM HANKS? THAT'S BETTER THAN MEETING ME
TOM HANKS? THAT'S BETTER THAN MEETING ME
TOM HANKS? THAT'S BETTER THAN MEETING ME FOR SURE.
THAT'S BETTER THAN MEETING ME FOR SURE.
THAT'S BETTER THAN MEETING ME FOR SURE. >> AGREED.
FOR SURE. >> AGREED.
FOR SURE. >> AGREED. [ LAUGHTER ]
>> AGREED. [ LAUGHTER ]
>> AGREED. [ LAUGHTER ] THIS IS ALSO VERY NICE.
[ LAUGHTER ] THIS IS ALSO VERY NICE.
[ LAUGHTER ] THIS IS ALSO VERY NICE. >> Jimmy: WELL, IT'S A PLEASURE
THIS IS ALSO VERY NICE. >> Jimmy: WELL, IT'S A PLEASURE
THIS IS ALSO VERY NICE. >> Jimmy: WELL, IT'S A PLEASURE TO HAVE YOU HERE.
>> Jimmy: WELL, IT'S A PLEASURE TO HAVE YOU HERE.
>> Jimmy: WELL, IT'S A PLEASURE TO HAVE YOU HERE. >> YEAH.
TO HAVE YOU HERE. >> YEAH.
TO HAVE YOU HERE. >> YEAH. HE WAS MY FIRST EVER CRUSH.
>> YEAH. HE WAS MY FIRST EVER CRUSH.
>> YEAH. HE WAS MY FIRST EVER CRUSH. >> Jimmy: TOM HANKS?
HE WAS MY FIRST EVER CRUSH. >> Jimmy: TOM HANKS?
HE WAS MY FIRST EVER CRUSH. >> Jimmy: TOM HANKS? REALLY?
>> Jimmy: TOM HANKS? REALLY?
>> Jimmy: TOM HANKS? REALLY? >> YEAH.
REALLY? >> YEAH.
REALLY? >> YEAH. >> Jimmy: WHAT MOVIE WAS IT
>> YEAH. >> Jimmy: WHAT MOVIE WAS IT
>> YEAH. >> Jimmy: WHAT MOVIE WAS IT FROM?
>> Jimmy: WHAT MOVIE WAS IT FROM?
>> Jimmy: WHAT MOVIE WAS IT FROM? >> "FORREST GUMP."
FROM? >> "FORREST GUMP."
FROM? >> "FORREST GUMP." [ LAUGHTER ]
>> "FORREST GUMP." [ LAUGHTER ]
>> "FORREST GUMP." [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: REALLY?
[ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: REALLY?
[ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: REALLY? THAT'S THE ONE?
>> Jimmy: REALLY? THAT'S THE ONE?
>> Jimmy: REALLY? THAT'S THE ONE? [ LAUGHTER ]
THAT'S THE ONE? [ LAUGHTER ]
THAT'S THE ONE? [ LAUGHTER ] I'M NOT FEELING QUITE AS
[ LAUGHTER ] I'M NOT FEELING QUITE AS
[ LAUGHTER ] I'M NOT FEELING QUITE AS FLATTERED ANYMORE.
I'M NOT FEELING QUITE AS FLATTERED ANYMORE.
I'M NOT FEELING QUITE AS FLATTERED ANYMORE. IS IT THE CREWCUT THAT YOU
FLATTERED ANYMORE. IS IT THE CREWCUT THAT YOU
FLATTERED ANYMORE. IS IT THE CREWCUT THAT YOU ENJOY?
IS IT THE CREWCUT THAT YOU ENJOY?
IS IT THE CREWCUT THAT YOU ENJOY? >> IT'S ALL OF IT.
ENJOY? >> IT'S ALL OF IT.
ENJOY? >> IT'S ALL OF IT. I LOVE A FAST RUNNER.
>> IT'S ALL OF IT. I LOVE A FAST RUNNER.
>> IT'S ALL OF IT. I LOVE A FAST RUNNER. [ LAUGHTER ]
I LOVE A FAST RUNNER. [ LAUGHTER ]
I LOVE A FAST RUNNER. [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: DID I EVER SEE "MR.
[ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: DID I EVER SEE "MR.
[ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: DID I EVER SEE "MR. ROGERS' NEIGHBORHOOD"?
>> Jimmy: DID I EVER SEE "MR. ROGERS' NEIGHBORHOOD"?
>> Jimmy: DID I EVER SEE "MR. ROGERS' NEIGHBORHOOD"? >> NO.
ROGERS' NEIGHBORHOOD"? >> NO.
ROGERS' NEIGHBORHOOD"? >> NO. WE DON'T HAVE KIND PROGRAMMING
>> NO. WE DON'T HAVE KIND PROGRAMMING
>> NO. WE DON'T HAVE KIND PROGRAMMING IN ENGLAND.
WE DON'T HAVE KIND PROGRAMMING IN ENGLAND.
WE DON'T HAVE KIND PROGRAMMING IN ENGLAND. >> Jimmy: NONE AT ALL?
IN ENGLAND. >> Jimmy: NONE AT ALL?
IN ENGLAND. >> Jimmy: NONE AT ALL? >> NO.
>> Jimmy: NONE AT ALL? >> NO.
>> Jimmy: NONE AT ALL? >> NO. WE DON'T TEACH ABOUT, YOU KNOW,
>> NO. WE DON'T TEACH ABOUT, YOU KNOW,
>> NO. WE DON'T TEACH ABOUT, YOU KNOW, LOVING THY NEIGHBOR.
WE DON'T TEACH ABOUT, YOU KNOW, LOVING THY NEIGHBOR.
WE DON'T TEACH ABOUT, YOU KNOW, LOVING THY NEIGHBOR. WE TEACH YOU TO FEAR AND HATE
LOVING THY NEIGHBOR. WE TEACH YOU TO FEAR AND HATE
LOVING THY NEIGHBOR. WE TEACH YOU TO FEAR AND HATE THY NEIGHBOR.
WE TEACH YOU TO FEAR AND HATE THY NEIGHBOR.
WE TEACH YOU TO FEAR AND HATE THY NEIGHBOR. >> Jimmy: IS THAT TRUE?
THY NEIGHBOR. >> Jimmy: IS THAT TRUE?
THY NEIGHBOR. >> Jimmy: IS THAT TRUE? >> YEAH.
>> Jimmy: IS THAT TRUE? >> YEAH.
>> Jimmy: IS THAT TRUE? >> YEAH. IF A STRANGER WERE TO TALK TO
>> YEAH. IF A STRANGER WERE TO TALK TO
>> YEAH. IF A STRANGER WERE TO TALK TO YOU IN THE STREET, YOU'D HAVE TO
IF A STRANGER WERE TO TALK TO YOU IN THE STREET, YOU'D HAVE TO
IF A STRANGER WERE TO TALK TO YOU IN THE STREET, YOU'D HAVE TO HOLD YOUR HANDBAG CLOSER TO YOU
YOU IN THE STREET, YOU'D HAVE TO HOLD YOUR HANDBAG CLOSER TO YOU
YOU IN THE STREET, YOU'D HAVE TO HOLD YOUR HANDBAG CLOSER TO YOU AND LOOK AT THEM SUSPICIOUSLY.
HOLD YOUR HANDBAG CLOSER TO YOU AND LOOK AT THEM SUSPICIOUSLY.
HOLD YOUR HANDBAG CLOSER TO YOU AND LOOK AT THEM SUSPICIOUSLY. NO, WE'RE TERRIBLE, COLD, DEAD
AND LOOK AT THEM SUSPICIOUSLY. NO, WE'RE TERRIBLE, COLD, DEAD
AND LOOK AT THEM SUSPICIOUSLY. NO, WE'RE TERRIBLE, COLD, DEAD PEOPLE.
NO, WE'RE TERRIBLE, COLD, DEAD PEOPLE.
NO, WE'RE TERRIBLE, COLD, DEAD PEOPLE. [ LAUGHTER ]
PEOPLE. [ LAUGHTER ]
PEOPLE. [ LAUGHTER ] YOU THINK WE'RE ALL LIKE MARY
[ LAUGHTER ] YOU THINK WE'RE ALL LIKE MARY
[ LAUGHTER ] YOU THINK WE'RE ALL LIKE MARY POPPINS BUT WE'RE NOT.
YOU THINK WE'RE ALL LIKE MARY POPPINS BUT WE'RE NOT.
YOU THINK WE'RE ALL LIKE MARY POPPINS BUT WE'RE NOT. WE'RE TRASH.
POPPINS BUT WE'RE NOT. WE'RE TRASH.
POPPINS BUT WE'RE NOT. WE'RE TRASH. >> Jimmy: YOU THINK IN GENERAL
WE'RE TRASH. >> Jimmy: YOU THINK IN GENERAL
WE'RE TRASH. >> Jimmy: YOU THINK IN GENERAL THERE'S AN UNFRIENDLINESS THAT
>> Jimmy: YOU THINK IN GENERAL THERE'S AN UNFRIENDLINESS THAT
>> Jimmy: YOU THINK IN GENERAL THERE'S AN UNFRIENDLINESS THAT COURSES THROUGH SOCIETY THERE?
THERE'S AN UNFRIENDLINESS THAT COURSES THROUGH SOCIETY THERE?
THERE'S AN UNFRIENDLINESS THAT COURSES THROUGH SOCIETY THERE? >> YEAH.
COURSES THROUGH SOCIETY THERE? >> YEAH.
COURSES THROUGH SOCIETY THERE? >> YEAH. >> Jimmy: WOW.
>> YEAH. >> Jimmy: WOW.
>> YEAH. >> Jimmy: WOW. I NEVER REALLY GOT THAT SENSE.
>> Jimmy: WOW. I NEVER REALLY GOT THAT SENSE.
>> Jimmy: WOW. I NEVER REALLY GOT THAT SENSE. >> STICK UP THE BUM.
I NEVER REALLY GOT THAT SENSE. >> STICK UP THE BUM.
I NEVER REALLY GOT THAT SENSE. >> STICK UP THE BUM. [ LAUGHTER ]
>> STICK UP THE BUM. [ LAUGHTER ]
>> STICK UP THE BUM. [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: I GUESS SO.
[ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: I GUESS SO.
[ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: I GUESS SO. >> NOT LITERALLY.
>> Jimmy: I GUESS SO. >> NOT LITERALLY.
>> Jimmy: I GUESS SO. >> NOT LITERALLY. >> Jimmy: BY THE WAY, I WAS
>> NOT LITERALLY. >> Jimmy: BY THE WAY, I WAS
>> NOT LITERALLY. >> Jimmy: BY THE WAY, I WAS THINKING ABOUT TOM HANKS AND I
>> Jimmy: BY THE WAY, I WAS THINKING ABOUT TOM HANKS AND I
>> Jimmy: BY THE WAY, I WAS THINKING ABOUT TOM HANKS AND I WAS THINKING ABOUT ONE OF YOUR
THINKING ABOUT TOM HANKS AND I WAS THINKING ABOUT ONE OF YOUR
THINKING ABOUT TOM HANKS AND I WAS THINKING ABOUT ONE OF YOUR CO-STARS ON "THE GOOD PLACE,"
WAS THINKING ABOUT ONE OF YOUR CO-STARS ON "THE GOOD PLACE,"
WAS THINKING ABOUT ONE OF YOUR CO-STARS ON "THE GOOD PLACE," TED DANSON, WHO TO ME IS LIKE
CO-STARS ON "THE GOOD PLACE," TED DANSON, WHO TO ME IS LIKE
CO-STARS ON "THE GOOD PLACE," TED DANSON, WHO TO ME IS LIKE THE TOM HANKS OF TELEVISION.
TED DANSON, WHO TO ME IS LIKE THE TOM HANKS OF TELEVISION.
TED DANSON, WHO TO ME IS LIKE THE TOM HANKS OF TELEVISION. YOU KNOW, AND OF COURSE TOM DID
THE TOM HANKS OF TELEVISION. YOU KNOW, AND OF COURSE TOM DID
THE TOM HANKS OF TELEVISION. YOU KNOW, AND OF COURSE TOM DID SOME TELEVISION AND TED'S DONE
YOU KNOW, AND OF COURSE TOM DID SOME TELEVISION AND TED'S DONE
YOU KNOW, AND OF COURSE TOM DID SOME TELEVISION AND TED'S DONE SOME MOVIES.
SOME TELEVISION AND TED'S DONE SOME MOVIES.
SOME TELEVISION AND TED'S DONE SOME MOVIES. BUT HE'S LIKE GOT THAT SAME WE
SOME MOVIES. BUT HE'S LIKE GOT THAT SAME WE
SOME MOVIES. BUT HE'S LIKE GOT THAT SAME WE ALL LOVE HIM QUALITY.
BUT HE'S LIKE GOT THAT SAME WE ALL LOVE HIM QUALITY.
BUT HE'S LIKE GOT THAT SAME WE ALL LOVE HIM QUALITY. HAVE YOU FOUND THAT FROM HIM?
ALL LOVE HIM QUALITY. HAVE YOU FOUND THAT FROM HIM?
ALL LOVE HIM QUALITY. HAVE YOU FOUND THAT FROM HIM? >> I HATE HIM.
HAVE YOU FOUND THAT FROM HIM? >> I HATE HIM.
HAVE YOU FOUND THAT FROM HIM? >> I HATE HIM. [ LAUGHTER ]
>> I HATE HIM. [ LAUGHTER ]
>> I HATE HIM. [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: YOU DON'T LIKE HIM?
[ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: YOU DON'T LIKE HIM?
[ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: YOU DON'T LIKE HIM? >> NO, I LOVE HIM.
>> Jimmy: YOU DON'T LIKE HIM? >> NO, I LOVE HIM.
>> Jimmy: YOU DON'T LIKE HIM? >> NO, I LOVE HIM. HE'S SO WONDERFUL.
>> NO, I LOVE HIM. HE'S SO WONDERFUL.
>> NO, I LOVE HIM. HE'S SO WONDERFUL. HE TAUGHT ME EVERYTHING I KNOW.
HE'S SO WONDERFUL. HE TAUGHT ME EVERYTHING I KNOW.
HE'S SO WONDERFUL. HE TAUGHT ME EVERYTHING I KNOW. SO IF ANYBODY EVER THOUGHT I WAS
HE TAUGHT ME EVERYTHING I KNOW. SO IF ANYBODY EVER THOUGHT I WAS
HE TAUGHT ME EVERYTHING I KNOW. SO IF ANYBODY EVER THOUGHT I WAS BAD ON "THE GOOD PLACE," IT'S
SO IF ANYBODY EVER THOUGHT I WAS BAD ON "THE GOOD PLACE," IT'S
SO IF ANYBODY EVER THOUGHT I WAS BAD ON "THE GOOD PLACE," IT'S TED'S FAULT, NOT MINE.
BAD ON "THE GOOD PLACE," IT'S TED'S FAULT, NOT MINE.
BAD ON "THE GOOD PLACE," IT'S TED'S FAULT, NOT MINE. >> Jimmy: WHAT DID TED TEACH
TED'S FAULT, NOT MINE. >> Jimmy: WHAT DID TED TEACH
TED'S FAULT, NOT MINE. >> Jimmy: WHAT DID TED TEACH YOU?
>> Jimmy: WHAT DID TED TEACH YOU?
>> Jimmy: WHAT DID TED TEACH YOU? >> HE TAUGHT ME HOW TO ACT.
YOU? >> HE TAUGHT ME HOW TO ACT.
YOU? >> HE TAUGHT ME HOW TO ACT. BUT MOSTLY HE WAS JUST GOOD AT
>> HE TAUGHT ME HOW TO ACT. BUT MOSTLY HE WAS JUST GOOD AT
>> HE TAUGHT ME HOW TO ACT. BUT MOSTLY HE WAS JUST GOOD AT TEACHING ME HOW TO STAY ALIVE.
BUT MOSTLY HE WAS JUST GOOD AT TEACHING ME HOW TO STAY ALIVE.
BUT MOSTLY HE WAS JUST GOOD AT TEACHING ME HOW TO STAY ALIVE. I KEPT ON GETTING A FEVER JUST
TEACHING ME HOW TO STAY ALIVE. I KEPT ON GETTING A FEVER JUST
TEACHING ME HOW TO STAY ALIVE. I KEPT ON GETTING A FEVER JUST FROM FILMING, WHICH SHOWS HOW
I KEPT ON GETTING A FEVER JUST FROM FILMING, WHICH SHOWS HOW
I KEPT ON GETTING A FEVER JUST FROM FILMING, WHICH SHOWS HOW PATHETIC I WAS.
FROM FILMING, WHICH SHOWS HOW PATHETIC I WAS.
FROM FILMING, WHICH SHOWS HOW PATHETIC I WAS. A DOCTOR ONCE TOLD ME I'M
PATHETIC I WAS. A DOCTOR ONCE TOLD ME I'M
PATHETIC I WAS. A DOCTOR ONCE TOLD ME I'M CLINICALLY WEAK.
A DOCTOR ONCE TOLD ME I'M CLINICALLY WEAK.
A DOCTOR ONCE TOLD ME I'M CLINICALLY WEAK. [ LAUGHTER ]
CLINICALLY WEAK. [ LAUGHTER ]
CLINICALLY WEAK. [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: REALLY?
[ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: REALLY?
[ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: REALLY? >> IT ISN'T A CONDITION.
>> Jimmy: REALLY? >> IT ISN'T A CONDITION.
>> Jimmy: REALLY? >> IT ISN'T A CONDITION. IT WAS JUST SAD.
>> IT ISN'T A CONDITION. IT WAS JUST SAD.
>> IT ISN'T A CONDITION. IT WAS JUST SAD. BUT TED NOTICE THEY'D WAS
IT WAS JUST SAD. BUT TED NOTICE THEY'D WAS
IT WAS JUST SAD. BUT TED NOTICE THEY'D WAS FATIGUED AND HE WAS RUNNING
BUT TED NOTICE THEY'D WAS FATIGUED AND HE WAS RUNNING
BUT TED NOTICE THEY'D WAS FATIGUED AND HE WAS RUNNING RINGS AROUND ME.
FATIGUED AND HE WAS RUNNING RINGS AROUND ME.
FATIGUED AND HE WAS RUNNING RINGS AROUND ME. AND HE'S 40 YEARS OLDER THAN ME,
RINGS AROUND ME. AND HE'S 40 YEARS OLDER THAN ME,
RINGS AROUND ME. AND HE'S 40 YEARS OLDER THAN ME, WHICH HE WOULD HATE ME SAYING ON
AND HE'S 40 YEARS OLDER THAN ME, WHICH HE WOULD HATE ME SAYING ON
AND HE'S 40 YEARS OLDER THAN ME, WHICH HE WOULD HATE ME SAYING ON TELEVISION.
WHICH HE WOULD HATE ME SAYING ON TELEVISION.
WHICH HE WOULD HATE ME SAYING ON TELEVISION. BUT I STARTED TO JOG BECAUSE OF
TELEVISION. BUT I STARTED TO JOG BECAUSE OF
TELEVISION. BUT I STARTED TO JOG BECAUSE OF HIM AND THE FIRST TIME I TRIED I
BUT I STARTED TO JOG BECAUSE OF HIM AND THE FIRST TIME I TRIED I
BUT I STARTED TO JOG BECAUSE OF HIM AND THE FIRST TIME I TRIED I ALMOST DIED.
HIM AND THE FIRST TIME I TRIED I ALMOST DIED.
HIM AND THE FIRST TIME I TRIED I ALMOST DIED. >> Jimmy: FROM JOGGING?
ALMOST DIED. >> Jimmy: FROM JOGGING?
ALMOST DIED. >> Jimmy: FROM JOGGING? >> YEAH.
>> Jimmy: FROM JOGGING? >> YEAH.
>> Jimmy: FROM JOGGING? >> YEAH. I WENT JOG.
>> YEAH. I WENT JOG.
>> YEAH. I WENT JOG. I WENT ABOUT 6:00 P.M. IN THE
I WENT JOG. I WENT ABOUT 6:00 P.M. IN THE
I WENT JOG. I WENT ABOUT 6:00 P.M. IN THE EVENING.
I WENT ABOUT 6:00 P.M. IN THE EVENING.
I WENT ABOUT 6:00 P.M. IN THE EVENING. I WENT OUT DRESSED LIKE A NINJA,
EVENING. I WENT OUT DRESSED LIKE A NINJA,
EVENING. I WENT OUT DRESSED LIKE A NINJA, HEAD TO TOE IN BLACK BECAUSE
I WENT OUT DRESSED LIKE A NINJA, HEAD TO TOE IN BLACK BECAUSE
I WENT OUT DRESSED LIKE A NINJA, HEAD TO TOE IN BLACK BECAUSE L.A. DOESN'T FEEL VERY SAFE ON
HEAD TO TOE IN BLACK BECAUSE L.A. DOESN'T FEEL VERY SAFE ON
HEAD TO TOE IN BLACK BECAUSE L.A. DOESN'T FEEL VERY SAFE ON THE STREET.
L.A. DOESN'T FEEL VERY SAFE ON THE STREET.
L.A. DOESN'T FEEL VERY SAFE ON THE STREET. I'M JOKING.
THE STREET. I'M JOKING.
THE STREET. I'M JOKING. I'M RUNNING DOWN A BIG ROAD
I'M JOKING. I'M RUNNING DOWN A BIG ROAD
I'M JOKING. I'M RUNNING DOWN A BIG ROAD CALLED LA CIENEGA.
I'M RUNNING DOWN A BIG ROAD CALLED LA CIENEGA.
I'M RUNNING DOWN A BIG ROAD CALLED LA CIENEGA. THERE'S A TRAFFIC STOP I GUESS
CALLED LA CIENEGA. THERE'S A TRAFFIC STOP I GUESS
CALLED LA CIENEGA. THERE'S A TRAFFIC STOP I GUESS YOU CALL IT IN THE MIDDLE.
THERE'S A TRAFFIC STOP I GUESS YOU CALL IT IN THE MIDDLE.
THERE'S A TRAFFIC STOP I GUESS YOU CALL IT IN THE MIDDLE. WHAT DO YOU CALL IT?
YOU CALL IT IN THE MIDDLE. WHAT DO YOU CALL IT?
YOU CALL IT IN THE MIDDLE. WHAT DO YOU CALL IT? A TRAFFIC ISLAND?
WHAT DO YOU CALL IT? A TRAFFIC ISLAND?
WHAT DO YOU CALL IT? A TRAFFIC ISLAND? >> Jimmy: YEAH.
A TRAFFIC ISLAND? >> Jimmy: YEAH.
A TRAFFIC ISLAND? >> Jimmy: YEAH. >> THERE'S THREE LANES OF
>> Jimmy: YEAH. >> THERE'S THREE LANES OF
>> Jimmy: YEAH. >> THERE'S THREE LANES OF TRAFFIC ON EITHER SIDE.
>> THERE'S THREE LANES OF TRAFFIC ON EITHER SIDE.
>> THERE'S THREE LANES OF TRAFFIC ON EITHER SIDE. >> Jimmy: OH, YEAH.
TRAFFIC ON EITHER SIDE. >> Jimmy: OH, YEAH.
TRAFFIC ON EITHER SIDE. >> Jimmy: OH, YEAH. >> I STOPPED BECAUSE OF THE
>> Jimmy: OH, YEAH. >> I STOPPED BECAUSE OF THE
>> Jimmy: OH, YEAH. >> I STOPPED BECAUSE OF THE TRAFFIC.
>> I STOPPED BECAUSE OF THE TRAFFIC.
>> I STOPPED BECAUSE OF THE TRAFFIC. I'M LISTENING TO BEYONCE VERY
TRAFFIC. I'M LISTENING TO BEYONCE VERY
TRAFFIC. I'M LISTENING TO BEYONCE VERY LOUD.
I'M LISTENING TO BEYONCE VERY LOUD.
I'M LISTENING TO BEYONCE VERY LOUD. AND I GUESS BECAUSE I'M VERY
LOUD. AND I GUESS BECAUSE I'M VERY
LOUD. AND I GUESS BECAUSE I'M VERY TALL I HAVE TO DISTURBED A
AND I GUESS BECAUSE I'M VERY TALL I HAVE TO DISTURBED A
AND I GUESS BECAUSE I'M VERY TALL I HAVE TO DISTURBED A BRANCH ON THE TREE.
TALL I HAVE TO DISTURBED A BRANCH ON THE TREE.
TALL I HAVE TO DISTURBED A BRANCH ON THE TREE. WHAT I DON'T KNOW IS -- AND I
BRANCH ON THE TREE. WHAT I DON'T KNOW IS -- AND I
BRANCH ON THE TREE. WHAT I DON'T KNOW IS -- AND I FIND THIS OUT AS KIND OF A CLOUD
WHAT I DON'T KNOW IS -- AND I FIND THIS OUT AS KIND OF A CLOUD
WHAT I DON'T KNOW IS -- AND I FIND THIS OUT AS KIND OF A CLOUD OF BLACK DESCENDS UPON ME.
FIND THIS OUT AS KIND OF A CLOUD OF BLACK DESCENDS UPON ME.
FIND THIS OUT AS KIND OF A CLOUD OF BLACK DESCENDS UPON ME. THERE'S A BEEHIVE ON THAT TREE.
OF BLACK DESCENDS UPON ME. THERE'S A BEEHIVE ON THAT TREE.
OF BLACK DESCENDS UPON ME. THERE'S A BEEHIVE ON THAT TREE. >> Jimmy: WOW.
THERE'S A BEEHIVE ON THAT TREE. >> Jimmy: WOW.
THERE'S A BEEHIVE ON THAT TREE. >> Jimmy: WOW. >> I HAVE VERY MUCH SO PISSED
>> Jimmy: WOW. >> I HAVE VERY MUCH SO PISSED
>> Jimmy: WOW. >> I HAVE VERY MUCH SO PISSED OFF THE BEEHIVE THAT ARE NOW ALL
>> I HAVE VERY MUCH SO PISSED OFF THE BEEHIVE THAT ARE NOW ALL
>> I HAVE VERY MUCH SO PISSED OFF THE BEEHIVE THAT ARE NOW ALL OVER ME.
OFF THE BEEHIVE THAT ARE NOW ALL OVER ME.
OFF THE BEEHIVE THAT ARE NOW ALL OVER ME. SO I JUST START RUNNING INTO
OVER ME. SO I JUST START RUNNING INTO
OVER ME. SO I JUST START RUNNING INTO TRAFFIC.
SO I JUST START RUNNING INTO TRAFFIC.
SO I JUST START RUNNING INTO TRAFFIC. THAT IS MY NATURAL INSTINCT,
TRAFFIC. THAT IS MY NATURAL INSTINCT,
TRAFFIC. THAT IS MY NATURAL INSTINCT, JUST TO RUN INTO SIX LANES OF
THAT IS MY NATURAL INSTINCT, JUST TO RUN INTO SIX LANES OF
THAT IS MY NATURAL INSTINCT, JUST TO RUN INTO SIX LANES OF TRAFFIC.
JUST TO RUN INTO SIX LANES OF TRAFFIC.
JUST TO RUN INTO SIX LANES OF TRAFFIC. I RUN IN, A CAR HITS ME --
TRAFFIC. I RUN IN, A CAR HITS ME --
TRAFFIC. I RUN IN, A CAR HITS ME -- >> Jimmy: NO!
I RUN IN, A CAR HITS ME -- >> Jimmy: NO!
I RUN IN, A CAR HITS ME -- >> Jimmy: NO! >> YEAH.
>> Jimmy: NO! >> YEAH.
>> Jimmy: NO! >> YEAH. I GET KNOCKED OVER BY A CAR.
>> YEAH. I GET KNOCKED OVER BY A CAR.
>> YEAH. I GET KNOCKED OVER BY A CAR. I JUST STARTED FILMING "THE GOOD
I GET KNOCKED OVER BY A CAR. I JUST STARTED FILMING "THE GOOD
I GET KNOCKED OVER BY A CAR. I JUST STARTED FILMING "THE GOOD PLACE" BY THE WAY.
I JUST STARTED FILMING "THE GOOD PLACE" BY THE WAY.
I JUST STARTED FILMING "THE GOOD PLACE" BY THE WAY. BUT THE CAR IS THANKFULLY
PLACE" BY THE WAY. BUT THE CAR IS THANKFULLY
PLACE" BY THE WAY. BUT THE CAR IS THANKFULLY SLOWING DOWN BECAUSE IT SEES A
BUT THE CAR IS THANKFULLY SLOWING DOWN BECAUSE IT SEES A
BUT THE CAR IS THANKFULLY SLOWING DOWN BECAUSE IT SEES A WOMAN COVERED IN A PERM OF BEES.
SLOWING DOWN BECAUSE IT SEES A WOMAN COVERED IN A PERM OF BEES.
SLOWING DOWN BECAUSE IT SEES A WOMAN COVERED IN A PERM OF BEES. SO THEY HIT ME WHILE SLOWING
WOMAN COVERED IN A PERM OF BEES. SO THEY HIT ME WHILE SLOWING
WOMAN COVERED IN A PERM OF BEES. SO THEY HIT ME WHILE SLOWING DOWN.
SO THEY HIT ME WHILE SLOWING DOWN.
SO THEY HIT ME WHILE SLOWING DOWN. I GO DOWN.
DOWN. I GO DOWN.
DOWN. I GO DOWN. THE BEES COME DOWN ON ME.
I GO DOWN. THE BEES COME DOWN ON ME.
I GO DOWN. THE BEES COME DOWN ON ME. I GET BACK UP.
THE BEES COME DOWN ON ME. I GET BACK UP.
THE BEES COME DOWN ON ME. I GET BACK UP. I START RUNNING AGAIN.
I GET BACK UP. I START RUNNING AGAIN.
I GET BACK UP. I START RUNNING AGAIN. THE BEES CONTINUE TO CHASE ME
I START RUNNING AGAIN. THE BEES CONTINUE TO CHASE ME
I START RUNNING AGAIN. THE BEES CONTINUE TO CHASE ME FOR ANOTHER FIVE MINUTES TILL
THE BEES CONTINUE TO CHASE ME FOR ANOTHER FIVE MINUTES TILL
THE BEES CONTINUE TO CHASE ME FOR ANOTHER FIVE MINUTES TILL FINALLY I TURN A CORNER, I RUN
FOR ANOTHER FIVE MINUTES TILL FINALLY I TURN A CORNER, I RUN
FOR ANOTHER FIVE MINUTES TILL FINALLY I TURN A CORNER, I RUN DOWN A STREET CALLED 3rd, WHICH
FINALLY I TURN A CORNER, I RUN DOWN A STREET CALLED 3rd, WHICH
FINALLY I TURN A CORNER, I RUN DOWN A STREET CALLED 3rd, WHICH IS A VERY BIG STREET.
DOWN A STREET CALLED 3rd, WHICH IS A VERY BIG STREET.
DOWN A STREET CALLED 3rd, WHICH IS A VERY BIG STREET. THERE IS A TACO CLUB I GUESS.
IS A VERY BIG STREET. THERE IS A TACO CLUB I GUESS.
IS A VERY BIG STREET. THERE IS A TACO CLUB I GUESS. IT'S A CLUB SLASH TACO BAR.
THERE IS A TACO CLUB I GUESS. IT'S A CLUB SLASH TACO BAR.
THERE IS A TACO CLUB I GUESS. IT'S A CLUB SLASH TACO BAR. THERE ARE PEOPLE STANDING
IT'S A CLUB SLASH TACO BAR. THERE ARE PEOPLE STANDING
IT'S A CLUB SLASH TACO BAR. THERE ARE PEOPLE STANDING OUTSIDE SMOKING.
THERE ARE PEOPLE STANDING OUTSIDE SMOKING.
THERE ARE PEOPLE STANDING OUTSIDE SMOKING. AND I THINK TO MYSELF, AND THIS
OUTSIDE SMOKING. AND I THINK TO MYSELF, AND THIS
OUTSIDE SMOKING. AND I THINK TO MYSELF, AND THIS IS LIKE -- IT'S TERRIBLE WHEN
AND I THINK TO MYSELF, AND THIS IS LIKE -- IT'S TERRIBLE WHEN
AND I THINK TO MYSELF, AND THIS IS LIKE -- IT'S TERRIBLE WHEN YOU'RE IN A MOMENT OF EMERGENCY
IS LIKE -- IT'S TERRIBLE WHEN YOU'RE IN A MOMENT OF EMERGENCY
IS LIKE -- IT'S TERRIBLE WHEN YOU'RE IN A MOMENT OF EMERGENCY TO REALIZE WHAT AN AWFUL PERSON
YOU'RE IN A MOMENT OF EMERGENCY TO REALIZE WHAT AN AWFUL PERSON
YOU'RE IN A MOMENT OF EMERGENCY TO REALIZE WHAT AN AWFUL PERSON YOU ARE.
TO REALIZE WHAT AN AWFUL PERSON YOU ARE.
TO REALIZE WHAT AN AWFUL PERSON YOU ARE. BUT I LOOKED AT THOSE PEOPLE
YOU ARE. BUT I LOOKED AT THOSE PEOPLE
YOU ARE. BUT I LOOKED AT THOSE PEOPLE SMOKING AND I WAS LIKE, YOU
BUT I LOOKED AT THOSE PEOPLE SMOKING AND I WAS LIKE, YOU
BUT I LOOKED AT THOSE PEOPLE SMOKING AND I WAS LIKE, YOU ALREADY DON'T CARE ABOUT YOUR
SMOKING AND I WAS LIKE, YOU ALREADY DON'T CARE ABOUT YOUR
SMOKING AND I WAS LIKE, YOU ALREADY DON'T CARE ABOUT YOUR LIFE.
ALREADY DON'T CARE ABOUT YOUR LIFE.
ALREADY DON'T CARE ABOUT YOUR LIFE. [ LAUGHT
LIFE. [ LAUGHT
LIFE. [ LAUGHT [ LAUGHTER ]
[ LAUGHT [ LAUGHTER ]
[ LAUGHT [ LAUGHTER ] SO I'M GOING TO RUN AT YOU WITH
[ LAUGHTER ] SO I'M GOING TO RUN AT YOU WITH
[ LAUGHTER ] SO I'M GOING TO RUN AT YOU WITH THESE BEES.
SO I'M GOING TO RUN AT YOU WITH THESE BEES.
SO I'M GOING TO RUN AT YOU WITH THESE BEES. I'M ON A SHOW.
THESE BEES. I'M ON A SHOW.
THESE BEES. I'M ON A SHOW. [ LAUGHTER ]
I'M ON A SHOW. [ LAUGHTER ]
I'M ON A SHOW. [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: YOU LED THE BEES TO
[ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: YOU LED THE BEES TO
[ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: YOU LED THE BEES TO THEM?
>> Jimmy: YOU LED THE BEES TO THEM?
>> Jimmy: YOU LED THE BEES TO THEM? >> I LEAD THE BEES TO ALL OF
THEM? >> I LEAD THE BEES TO ALL OF
THEM? >> I LEAD THE BEES TO ALL OF THESE SMOKING PEOPLE.
>> I LEAD THE BEES TO ALL OF THESE SMOKING PEOPLE.
>> I LEAD THE BEES TO ALL OF THESE SMOKING PEOPLE. AND THEN I GET DOWN ON THE
THESE SMOKING PEOPLE. AND THEN I GET DOWN ON THE
THESE SMOKING PEOPLE. AND THEN I GET DOWN ON THE GROUND AND I ARMY CRAWL INTO THE
AND THEN I GET DOWN ON THE GROUND AND I ARMY CRAWL INTO THE
AND THEN I GET DOWN ON THE GROUND AND I ARMY CRAWL INTO THE JUICE BAR NEXT DOOR AND WATCH
GROUND AND I ARMY CRAWL INTO THE JUICE BAR NEXT DOOR AND WATCH
GROUND AND I ARMY CRAWL INTO THE JUICE BAR NEXT DOOR AND WATCH EVERYONE GET STUNG.
JUICE BAR NEXT DOOR AND WATCH EVERYONE GET STUNG.
JUICE BAR NEXT DOOR AND WATCH EVERYONE GET STUNG. THERE ARE HANDBAGS FLYING,
EVERYONE GET STUNG. THERE ARE HANDBAGS FLYING,
EVERYONE GET STUNG. THERE ARE HANDBAGS FLYING, CIGARETTES FLYING.
THERE ARE HANDBAGS FLYING, CIGARETTES FLYING.
THERE ARE HANDBAGS FLYING, CIGARETTES FLYING. IT'S MAYHEM.
CIGARETTES FLYING. IT'S MAYHEM.
CIGARETTES FLYING. IT'S MAYHEM. AND I WAS FINE.
IT'S MAYHEM. AND I WAS FINE.
IT'S MAYHEM. AND I WAS FINE. >> Jimmy: REALLY?
AND I WAS FINE. >> Jimmy: REALLY?
AND I WAS FINE. >> Jimmy: REALLY? YOU HAD NO STINGS?
>> Jimmy: REALLY? YOU HAD NO STINGS?
>> Jimmy: REALLY? YOU HAD NO STINGS? >> NOT ONE.
YOU HAD NO STINGS? >> NOT ONE.
YOU HAD NO STINGS? >> NOT ONE. [ APPLAUSE ]
>> NOT ONE. [ APPLAUSE ]
>> NOT ONE. [ APPLAUSE ] >> Jimmy: THIS IS WHY YOU CAN
[ APPLAUSE ] >> Jimmy: THIS IS WHY YOU CAN
[ APPLAUSE ] >> Jimmy: THIS IS WHY YOU CAN NEVER EXERCISE.
>> Jimmy: THIS IS WHY YOU CAN NEVER EXERCISE.
>> Jimmy: THIS IS WHY YOU CAN NEVER EXERCISE. IT'S SO DANGEROUS.
NEVER EXERCISE. IT'S SO DANGEROUS.
NEVER EXERCISE. IT'S SO DANGEROUS. >> SO DANGEROUS.
IT'S SO DANGEROUS. >> SO DANGEROUS.
IT'S SO DANGEROUS. >> SO DANGEROUS. >> Jimmy: AND TED DANSON IS AT
>> SO DANGEROUS. >> Jimmy: AND TED DANSON IS AT
>> SO DANGEROUS. >> Jimmy: AND TED DANSON IS AT FAULT FOR THIS.
>> Jimmy: AND TED DANSON IS AT FAULT FOR THIS.
>> Jimmy: AND TED DANSON IS AT FAULT FOR THIS. >> HE TRIED TO KILL ME.
FAULT FOR THIS. >> HE TRIED TO KILL ME.
FAULT FOR THIS. >> HE TRIED TO KILL ME. >> Jimmy: THIS WOULD BE A
>> HE TRIED TO KILL ME. >> Jimmy: THIS WOULD BE A
>> HE TRIED TO KILL ME. >> Jimmy: THIS WOULD BE A PERFECT SCENARIO FOR YOUR
>> Jimmy: THIS WOULD BE A PERFECT SCENARIO FOR YOUR
>> Jimmy: THIS WOULD BE A PERFECT SCENARIO FOR YOUR TELEVISION SHOW, WOULDN'T IT?
PERFECT SCENARIO FOR YOUR TELEVISION SHOW, WOULDN'T IT?
PERFECT SCENARIO FOR YOUR TELEVISION SHOW, WOULDN'T IT? >> YES.
TELEVISION SHOW, WOULDN'T IT? >> YES.
TELEVISION SHOW, WOULDN'T IT? >> YES. >> Jimmy: IT'S ONLY A SHAME THIS
>> YES. >> Jimmy: IT'S ONLY A SHAME THIS
>> YES. >> Jimmy: IT'S ONLY A SHAME THIS WASN'T CAPTURED ON VIDEOTAPE.
>> Jimmy: IT'S ONLY A SHAME THIS WASN'T CAPTURED ON VIDEOTAPE.
>> Jimmy: IT'S ONLY A SHAME THIS WASN'T CAPTURED ON VIDEOTAPE. "THE MISERY INDEX."
WASN'T CAPTURED ON VIDEOTAPE. "THE MISERY INDEX."
WASN'T CAPTURED ON VIDEOTAPE. "THE MISERY INDEX." EXPLAIN THE IDEA OF THIS SHOW.
"THE MISERY INDEX." EXPLAIN THE IDEA OF THIS SHOW.
"THE MISERY INDEX." EXPLAIN THE IDEA OF THIS SHOW. >> SO "THE MISERY INDEX" IS A
EXPLAIN THE IDEA OF THIS SHOW. >> SO "THE MISERY INDEX" IS A
EXPLAIN THE IDEA OF THIS SHOW. >> SO "THE MISERY INDEX" IS A GAME SHOW.
>> SO "THE MISERY INDEX" IS A GAME SHOW.
>> SO "THE MISERY INDEX" IS A GAME SHOW. IT'S ON TBS.
GAME SHOW. IT'S ON TBS.
GAME SHOW. IT'S ON TBS. IT'S WITH THE IMPRACTICAL
IT'S ON TBS. IT'S WITH THE IMPRACTICAL
IT'S ON TBS. IT'S WITH THE IMPRACTICAL JOKERS.
IT'S WITH THE IMPRACTICAL JOKERS.
IT'S WITH THE IMPRACTICAL JOKERS. AND WE HAVE TO BASICALLY RANK
JOKERS. AND WE HAVE TO BASICALLY RANK
JOKERS. AND WE HAVE TO BASICALLY RANK THE MOST MISERABLE EVENTS THAT
AND WE HAVE TO BASICALLY RANK THE MOST MISERABLE EVENTS THAT
AND WE HAVE TO BASICALLY RANK THE MOST MISERABLE EVENTS THAT CAN HAPPEN TO PEOPLE.
THE MOST MISERABLE EVENTS THAT CAN HAPPEN TO PEOPLE.
THE MOST MISERABLE EVENTS THAT CAN HAPPEN TO PEOPLE. IT'S KIND OF SELF-PERPETUATED
CAN HAPPEN TO PEOPLE. IT'S KIND OF SELF-PERPETUATED
CAN HAPPEN TO PEOPLE. IT'S KIND OF SELF-PERPETUATED STUPIDITY.
IT'S KIND OF SELF-PERPETUATED STUPIDITY.
IT'S KIND OF SELF-PERPETUATED STUPIDITY. WE'RE NOT PUNCHING DOWN.
STUPIDITY. WE'RE NOT PUNCHING DOWN.
STUPIDITY. WE'RE NOT PUNCHING DOWN. IT'S NOT CRUEL.
WE'RE NOT PUNCHING DOWN. IT'S NOT CRUEL.
WE'RE NOT PUNCHING DOWN. IT'S NOT CRUEL. IT'S JUST BASED ON HUMAN ERROR.
IT'S NOT CRUEL. IT'S JUST BASED ON HUMAN ERROR.
IT'S NOT CRUEL. IT'S JUST BASED ON HUMAN ERROR. AND THERE'S A SCALE OF 1 TO 100.
IT'S JUST BASED ON HUMAN ERROR. AND THERE'S A SCALE OF 1 TO 100.
IT'S JUST BASED ON HUMAN ERROR. AND THERE'S A SCALE OF 1 TO 100. AND WE'RE GOING TO GIVE YOU
AND THERE'S A SCALE OF 1 TO 100. AND WE'RE GOING TO GIVE YOU
AND THERE'S A SCALE OF 1 TO 100. AND WE'RE GOING TO GIVE YOU DIFFERENT SCENARIO THAT'S ARE
AND WE'RE GOING TO GIVE YOU DIFFERENT SCENARIO THAT'S ARE
AND WE'RE GOING TO GIVE YOU DIFFERENT SCENARIO THAT'S ARE HIDEOUS AND YOU HAVE TO FIGURE
DIFFERENT SCENARIO THAT'S ARE HIDEOUS AND YOU HAVE TO FIGURE
DIFFERENT SCENARIO THAT'S ARE HIDEOUS AND YOU HAVE TO FIGURE OUT WHERE ON THE SCALE OF 1 TO
HIDEOUS AND YOU HAVE TO FIGURE OUT WHERE ON THE SCALE OF 1 TO
HIDEOUS AND YOU HAVE TO FIGURE OUT WHERE ON THE SCALE OF 1 TO 100 THOSE THINGS GO FOR THE
OUT WHERE ON THE SCALE OF 1 TO 100 THOSE THINGS GO FOR THE
OUT WHERE ON THE SCALE OF 1 TO 100 THOSE THINGS GO FOR THE CHANCE TO WIN $30,000.
100 THOSE THINGS GO FOR THE CHANCE TO WIN $30,000.
100 THOSE THINGS GO FOR THE CHANCE TO WIN $30,000. >> Jimmy: AS DETERMINED BY WHOM?
CHANCE TO WIN $30,000. >> Jimmy: AS DETERMINED BY WHOM?
CHANCE TO WIN $30,000. >> Jimmy: AS DETERMINED BY WHOM? >> AS DETERMINED BY, WELL,
>> Jimmy: AS DETERMINED BY WHOM? >> AS DETERMINED BY, WELL,
>> Jimmy: AS DETERMINED BY WHOM? >> AS DETERMINED BY, WELL, PSYCHOLOGISTS.
>> AS DETERMINED BY, WELL, PSYCHOLOGISTS.
>> AS DETERMINED BY, WELL, PSYCHOLOGISTS. THE BEST PSYCHOLOGISTS IN THE
PSYCHOLOGISTS. THE BEST PSYCHOLOGISTS IN THE
PSYCHOLOGISTS. THE BEST PSYCHOLOGISTS IN THE WORLD.
THE BEST PSYCHOLOGISTS IN THE WORLD.
THE BEST PSYCHOLOGISTS IN THE WORLD. THEY WORK OUT THE SCALE.
WORLD. THEY WORK OUT THE SCALE.
WORLD. THEY WORK OUT THE SCALE. AND THEN YOU TRY AND WIN MONEY
THEY WORK OUT THE SCALE. AND THEN YOU TRY AND WIN MONEY
THEY WORK OUT THE SCALE. AND THEN YOU TRY AND WIN MONEY BASED ON OTHER PEOPLE'S -- OUR
AND THEN YOU TRY AND WIN MONEY BASED ON OTHER PEOPLE'S -- OUR
AND THEN YOU TRY AND WIN MONEY BASED ON OTHER PEOPLE'S -- OUR SLOGAN IS "HOW TO MAKE A FORTUNE
BASED ON OTHER PEOPLE'S -- OUR SLOGAN IS "HOW TO MAKE A FORTUNE
BASED ON OTHER PEOPLE'S -- OUR SLOGAN IS "HOW TO MAKE A FORTUNE FROM OTHER PEOPLE'S MISFORTUNE."
SLOGAN IS "HOW TO MAKE A FORTUNE FROM OTHER PEOPLE'S MISFORTUNE."
SLOGAN IS "HOW TO MAKE A FORTUNE FROM OTHER PEOPLE'S MISFORTUNE." >> Jimmy: RIGHT.
FROM OTHER PEOPLE'S MISFORTUNE." >> Jimmy: RIGHT.
FROM OTHER PEOPLE'S MISFORTUNE." >> Jimmy: RIGHT. AND WHAT'S THE WORST THING
>> Jimmy: RIGHT. AND WHAT'S THE WORST THING
>> Jimmy: RIGHT. AND WHAT'S THE WORST THING YOU'VE SEEN ON THE SHOW SO FAR?
AND WHAT'S THE WORST THING YOU'VE SEEN ON THE SHOW SO FAR?
AND WHAT'S THE WORST THING YOU'VE SEEN ON THE SHOW SO FAR? >> THERE WAS A WOMAN WHO HAS
YOU'VE SEEN ON THE SHOW SO FAR? >> THERE WAS A WOMAN WHO HAS
YOU'VE SEEN ON THE SHOW SO FAR? >> THERE WAS A WOMAN WHO HAS EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA WHENEVER SHE
>> THERE WAS A WOMAN WHO HAS EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA WHENEVER SHE
>> THERE WAS A WOMAN WHO HAS EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA WHENEVER SHE ORGASMS.
EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA WHENEVER SHE ORGASMS.
EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA WHENEVER SHE ORGASMS. >> Jimmy: YEAH, THAT'S BAD.
ORGASMS. >> Jimmy: YEAH, THAT'S BAD.
ORGASMS. >> Jimmy: YEAH, THAT'S BAD. YEAH.
>> Jimmy: YEAH, THAT'S BAD. YEAH.
>> Jimmy: YEAH, THAT'S BAD. YEAH. [ LAUGHTER ]
YEAH. [ LAUGHTER ]
YEAH. [ LAUGHTER ] >> DO YOU WANT ME TO GIVE YOU
[ LAUGHTER ] >> DO YOU WANT ME TO GIVE YOU
[ LAUGHTER ] >> DO YOU WANT ME TO GIVE YOU ONE YOU CAN USE ON THE SHOW?
>> DO YOU WANT ME TO GIVE YOU ONE YOU CAN USE ON THE SHOW?
>> DO YOU WANT ME TO GIVE YOU ONE YOU CAN USE ON THE SHOW? >> Jimmy: IS THAT 100?
ONE YOU CAN USE ON THE SHOW? >> Jimmy: IS THAT 100?
ONE YOU CAN USE ON THE SHOW? >> Jimmy: IS THAT 100? >> NO.
>> Jimmy: IS THAT 100? >> NO.
>> Jimmy: IS THAT 100? >> NO. IT WAS ONLY LIKE 50.
>> NO. IT WAS ONLY LIKE 50.
>> NO. IT WAS ONLY LIKE 50. >> Jimmy: SO WE'VE YET TO HIT
IT WAS ONLY LIKE 50. >> Jimmy: SO WE'VE YET TO HIT
IT WAS ONLY LIKE 50. >> Jimmy: SO WE'VE YET TO HIT THE TOP THEN.
>> Jimmy: SO WE'VE YET TO HIT THE TOP THEN.
>> Jimmy: SO WE'VE YET TO HIT THE TOP THEN. THERE'S STILL ROOM FOR --
THE TOP THEN. THERE'S STILL ROOM FOR --
THE TOP THEN. THERE'S STILL ROOM FOR -- >> IN MY OPINION, THOUGH -- THE
THERE'S STILL ROOM FOR -- >> IN MY OPINION, THOUGH -- THE
THERE'S STILL ROOM FOR -- >> IN MY OPINION, THOUGH -- THE THING THAT'S GOOD ABOUT THE SHOW
>> IN MY OPINION, THOUGH -- THE THING THAT'S GOOD ABOUT THE SHOW
>> IN MY OPINION, THOUGH -- THE THING THAT'S GOOD ABOUT THE SHOW IS FA THA IT'S DIVISIVE.
THING THAT'S GOOD ABOUT THE SHOW IS FA THA IT'S DIVISIVE.
THING THAT'S GOOD ABOUT THE SHOW IS FA THA IT'S DIVISIVE. A LOT OF PEOPLE WERE SCREAMING
IS FA THA IT'S DIVISIVE. A LOT OF PEOPLE WERE SCREAMING
IS FA THA IT'S DIVISIVE. A LOT OF PEOPLE WERE SCREAMING AT EACH OTHER AND ARGUING IN THE
A LOT OF PEOPLE WERE SCREAMING AT EACH OTHER AND ARGUING IN THE
A LOT OF PEOPLE WERE SCREAMING AT EACH OTHER AND ARGUING IN THE AUDIENCE BECAUSE IT'S ALL
AT EACH OTHER AND ARGUING IN THE AUDIENCE BECAUSE IT'S ALL
AT EACH OTHER AND ARGUING IN THE AUDIENCE BECAUSE IT'S ALL SUBJECTIVE AND IT'S AN AMAZING
AUDIENCE BECAUSE IT'S ALL SUBJECTIVE AND IT'S AN AMAZING
AUDIENCE BECAUSE IT'S ALL SUBJECTIVE AND IT'S AN AMAZING WAY TO FIND OUT WHO IN YOUR LIFE
SUBJECTIVE AND IT'S AN AMAZING WAY TO FIND OUT WHO IN YOUR LIFE
SUBJECTIVE AND IT'S AN AMAZING WAY TO FIND OUT WHO IN YOUR LIFE IS A SOCIOPATH.
WAY TO FIND OUT WHO IN YOUR LIFE IS A SOCIOPATH.
WAY TO FIND OUT WHO IN YOUR LIFE IS A SOCIOPATH. [ LAUGHTER ]
IS A SOCIOPATH. [ LAUGHTER ]
IS A SOCIOPATH. [ LAUGHTER ] MOST LIKELY TO MURDER YOU IN
[ LAUGHTER ] MOST LIKELY TO MURDER YOU IN
[ LAUGHTER ] MOST LIKELY TO MURDER YOU IN YOUR SLEEP.
MOST LIKELY TO MURDER YOU IN YOUR SLEEP.
MOST LIKELY TO MURDER YOU IN YOUR SLEEP. >> Jimmy: SO IT'S USEFUL AS
YOUR SLEEP. >> Jimmy: SO IT'S USEFUL AS
YOUR SLEEP. >> Jimmy: SO IT'S USEFUL AS WELL.
>> Jimmy: SO IT'S USEFUL AS WELL.
>> Jimmy: SO IT'S USEFUL AS WELL. >> YEAH.
WELL. >> YEAH.
WELL. >> YEAH. >> Jimmy: WELL, CONGRATULATIONS
>> YEAH. >> Jimmy: WELL, CONGRATULATIONS
>> YEAH. >> Jimmy: WELL, CONGRATULATIONS ON THAT SHOW.
>> Jimmy: WELL, CONGRATULATIONS ON THAT SHOW.
>> Jimmy: WELL, CONGRATULATIONS ON THAT SHOW. THE SHOW IS CALLED "THE MISERY
ON THAT SHOW. THE SHOW IS CALLED "THE MISERY
ON THAT SHOW. THE SHOW IS CALLED "THE MISERY INDEX."
THE SHOW IS CALLED "THE MISERY INDEX."
THE SHOW IS CALLED "THE MISERY INDEX." TUESDAY NIGHTS 10:30 ON TBS.