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  • 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:03,840 All right, what are three words that best describe you?

  • Very proud father.

  • [DING]

  • Very good.

  • Very good.

  • Wearing borrowed clothing.

  • [DING]

  • Not my watch.

  • [DING]

  • Wow.

  • But like it.

  • [DING]

  • Who was the last famous person you were excited to meet?

  • Garth Brooks.

  • Nice guy.

  • [DING]

  • Amazing guy.

  • Do you think you would name a pig after Garth

  • if you got another pig?

  • Oh!

  • Seems like you like country stars, to name them.

  • Absolutely.

  • I want to have--

  • I'm going to have Opryville.

  • I'm going to have all of Nashville of pigs.

  • That would be amazing.

  • You should do it.

  • I would.

  • It's a good idea.

  • I like that.

  • If you had to change your name, what would you change it to?

  • Quris Pratt, but spelled with a Q.

  • [DING]

  • Quris with a Q. I want to be Q-U-R-I-S. We'll figure--

  • we have time to figure this out.

  • We have time.

  • We have plenty of time.

  • What do you do that makes your son laugh?

  • Voices.

  • I do voices for him.

  • Yeah?

  • Yeah.

  • [DING]

  • For instance?

  • Oh, I basically-- it's awesome, because he'll

  • figure this out one day.

  • But I just rip off bad impressions of people and voice

  • characters in his books that I read to him at night.

  • So we're reading Narnia.

  • And I'll be like, just doing really bad voices for him.

  • But yeah, that's what I do.

  • It makes him laugh.

  • Thanks for not explaining.

  • What--

  • [DING]

  • What do you think about when you see this picture?

  • Oh!

  • 00:01:31,070 --> 00:01:31,940 Oh--

  • It has hotness around it.

  • Spray tan.

  • [DING]

  • What are three things that you say to your pet pigs?

  • Oh, suwee!

  • 00:01:44,830 --> 00:01:46,230 Come get it.

  • And I love you.

  • [DING]

  • I feel sexy when--

  • When I get the spray tan.

  • [DING]

  • This episode brought to you by--

  • Spray tan.

  • Spray tan.

  • The thing that surprises me most about my spouse is--

  • Oh my gosh, her ability to just fill in my many deficits,

  • and that's it.

  • Aw.

  • Yeah, I've got a lot, too.

  • So it's like, that's why it's so surprising.

  • Yeah.

  • She just steps right in.

  • She steps in, it's a really good fit.

  • What body part are you most proud of?

  • Think about it.

  • My skull.

  • It's very thick.

  • [DING]

  • It's a good one.

  • What's something that you do that annoys your wife?

  • I leave napkins folded all over the house.

  • Like, I'll use a napkin.

  • And instead of taking the time and effort to go throw it away,

  • I'll just fold it up and set it down as if well, that's folded,

  • so that belongs there.

  • So you just-- a little trail of napkins.

  • Portia just forgets to-- when I'm picking up, like,

  • the placemat or the plate, she--

  • I always can come back 10 minutes later,

  • and she's holding her napkin in her lap.

  • She refuses to ever let go of the napkin.

  • Right.

  • Yeah, like I'll find her, like, maybe the day after,

  • holding her napkin.

  • What do you sleep in at night?

  • Ellen underwear.

  • Yep, that's right.

  • [DING]

  • [DING]

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  • [DINGING]

  • What did you think you would have done but you

  • haven't done yet by this age?

  • Been in jail?

  • [DING]

  • There is time.

  • Yeah.

  • All right, Onward isn't theaters March 6th.

  • We will be right back.

  • Chris Pratt, everybody.

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