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  • And the stars in the sky spell S-E-X.

  • Oh, yeah, I remember that from "The Lion King".

  • No, in my real life.

  • You guys still feel like going out?

  • (confirmation noises)

  • Oh, okay, good.

  • Okay, I know where a bar just opened up.

  • Ooo, we should do a game night.

  • Oh, my God, I love game night!

  • Ooo, yes!

  • That would be so fun, I can pick up some sodas!

  • Of course.

  • What's wrong, Grant?

  • I think sometimes people in relationships forget what's fun for single people.

  • You don't like game night?

  • It's not that I don't like them, it's that I never meet anyone at them.

  • I'm sorry you're so, so sad, Grant.

  • I'm mean, I'm sure we can figure out something, right?

  • You know, when I'm sad, I like to go to the movies.

  • Hey, yeah, we should see something.

  • They're so expensive.

  • What if we did Netflix at my place instead?

  • Ooo, they have all the old Jeopardy!

  • Yes!

  • That would be fun!

  • - And you understand, though, that that's the same problem. - That's the same problem.

  • Oh, we're still at the house, okay.

  • It's just so fun.

  • (laughs)

  • It's, uh, I'm sure.

  • Gosh, it just must be that we're all so happy and satisfied and in love.

  • Gosh, it must be.

  • Yeah, I think that that's it.

  • We've, like, retired needing to go out all the time, you know.

  • Get dressed up and, like, peacock for attention or sing myself to have a good time, how pathetic I was back when I was single like "Please give me attention!"

  • Lowering my standards just to cover over my pain for a night.

  • "Will you call, will you call?"

  • Like, who cares?

  • Cool, cool, cool, yeah.

  • I guess we can go to a bar.

  • Great, there's one downtown that I think we can all get into.

  • The one next door has puzzles!

  • Oh, that's so fun!

  • Even better idea.

  • We can go to my house because I just got a brand-new puzzle and we can get into our pjs!

  • Yes, I'll bring soda!

  • Then we don't even need to go outside.

  • It's 7:30 on a Friday.

  • Almost bedtime.

  • Oh, yeah, if I don't get 10 hours, I get cranky.

  • How about we at least start where there are other people?

  • What if the music's loud?

  • Or if it's, like, too crowded?

  • Or they won't let me wear my comfy clothes?

  • I should go home and change into my comfy clothes.

  • We should just go to Lily's.

  • - Oh, I did it again. - You did it again.

  • Look, it's hard enough to meet someone without my friends turning into retirees the minute they get into relationships.

  • Just go out with your single friends.

  • I mean, what would it say about you if all your friends were in relationships and you were the only single one left?

  • Oh, dear.

  • Okay, we must have something in common, right?

  • Like, how about, a farmers market!

  • We can go on a dawn hike.

  • Oh, oryou'll love this!

  • A weekend getaway in a remote cabin with just cozy sweaters!

  • Oh my God, yes!

  • Look, I get it, okay.

  • You all won.

  • You're finished with life, but I'm still out here alone in (beep).

  • I'd love to have a Netflix Friday or to go do a puzzle, but I can't, because I have to go where there are other single people or I will die alone!

  • Now, I know the view from your ivory tower must be peachy, but I have boots on the ground and I need backup!

  • Okay, we'll do a single-person's night.

  • Hell, yeah.

  • What am I doing wrong?

  • - Nothing, you're doing nothing wrong. - What am I doing wrong, I'm ugly!

  • No.

  • I'm ugly!

  • No, you're not.

  • Hey, it's Grant.

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And the stars in the sky spell S-E-X.

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When All Your Friends Are in Relationships

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    Annie Huang posted on 2020/03/11
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