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- [Strider] Howdy!
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When it come to animated movies
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that at least claim to be based off a book,
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we can sometimes get a movie
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that brings a new life to the original book,
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bringing the book's original message
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out to a brand-new audience.
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But sadly,
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we also get plenty of miserable, cash-grabbing,
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watered-down garbage piles
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that desecrate the original author's writing.
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And honestly,
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we've got an interesting chunk of both this time.
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So let's check out
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the Top 5 Best & Worst Book Book-based Animated Movies.
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And of course,
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if you do have a differing opinion on these movies,
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that's great!
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It's just my silly personal opinion,
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and I'd love to hear what you like or dislike about these movies
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in the comments below.
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Also, I'm excluding Disney,
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as many of their animated movies are...
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loosely based on books.
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Anyway, onto the countdown.
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For the fifth-worst...
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"The Lorax".
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(Bar-ba-loots chanting)
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- [Once-ler] Haha, that's great!
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- [Strider] Well... (sighs)
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let's start with what is probably
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the most bright and shiny Dr. Seuss remake
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with no inherent soul whatsoever within.
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Every question,
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every silent thinking moment
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the viewer was given in the original book
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and the original movie
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is filled out with fairy floss,
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oversimplistic, pusillanimous pap.
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The city of Whoville is made of rubber,
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which is an excellent representation
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of how this movie feels.
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Like it's rubber and artificial.
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Instead of a thought-provoking tale
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on the impact we have on our world around us...
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- Wow.
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What does that even mean?
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- [Strider] ...we have your typical
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cutesy tale about a boy named Ted
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trying to win a kiss
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from a girl named Audrey.
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Who also HAPPENS to be an environmentalist.
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Voiced by...
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Taylor Swift?
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- Did your ball land in my backyard AGAIN?
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- [Strider] Jeebus,
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how do the world's most powerful public figures
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keep ending up with such bland film roles?
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Are we going to get Obama voicing
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Generic Cat #2 next?
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Though that actually sounds pretty awesome, I'd...
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probably go see that.
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Anyway, Ted is off to bring her
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a real tree from the Once-ler.
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I don't suppose he could
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genuinely care about not seeing the world turn into
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a flaming dumpster pile?
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No?
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Fine.
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- [Old Once-ler] Do you want a tree?
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- Yes! Yes...
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- So now, with the Once-ler,
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we've got dancing bears,
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painfully floundery and meaningless
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song and dance sequences.
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Like, seriously.
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Why do we need a long guitar song from the Once-ler
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about Truffula Trees?
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- ♪ These Truffula Trees
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♪ are just what I need
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- [Strider] Even Danny DeVito,
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who plays the Lorax,
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couldn't quite bring the charm to the movie for me.
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And I like to hear him in a reserved role.
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Though the movie probably is better off with him than without him.
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And what do we get in the end?
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A completely happy, oversimplified ending
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that completely misses the point
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of the original "Lorax" story.
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In fact, they even gave us
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a big corporate bad guy
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to tribe against and hate.
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(sarcastically) No, no,
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we can't have the viewers
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question their own way of life
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and what they take for granted!
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No! Because our shareholders say
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that might deter future viewers!
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It might make them uncomfortable!
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The message of the original "Lorax"
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is that there IS NO BAD GUY!
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We all play a part.
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And that we alone can make a change in ourselves
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and perhaps slightly better the world for tomorrow.
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But nahhhhh!
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Bring in the big bad corporation guy
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to stupid down the plot.
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- ♪ Let it die, let it die,
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♪ let it shrivel up and--
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C'mon, who's with me, huh?
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- The original Once-ler
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isn't just an unrelatable supervillain.
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He's a reflection of ourselves.
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He's potentially you,
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and he's most certainly potentially me!
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There's not a lot wrong with this movie on a technical level.
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I mean, the CG will probably lure you in.
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But there's nothing behind that CG
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but an ugly defilement of the original message
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in a time where that message
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is more important than ever.
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And the fifth-best book-based animated movie is...
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"Horton Hears a Who".
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Ahh, now THIS is more like it.
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In terms of Dr. Seuss remakes,
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I consider this the best of all.
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I mean, look at the design of these characters.
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This is about the best CG depiction of Dr. Seuss
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I've ever seen.
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Unlike "The Lorax",
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the characters are vibrant and different
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while not being too obtrusively garish.
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The colors aren't so overly-saturated
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I feel blinded every time I look at the screen.
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I like the small details,
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like how the Mayor tiptoes across the floor,
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or the pleasant design of their eyes.
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There's a real gentleness and grace to this animation style.
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Jim Carrey plays Horton,
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and, like Danny DeVito,
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I actually enjoyed hearing him in a more reserved role.
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- No... please, no!
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Ohh... this isn't fair!
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- You wouldn't think a giant grinning elephant
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would be a relatively reserved role,
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but Jim Carrey makes it work.
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What I like about this "Horton" movie
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is it actually keeps the original Dr. Seuss message intact.
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The story still encourages kids
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to acknowledge the potential insignificance
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of our own existences
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without being too confronting.
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This is illustrated great
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through the tiny, tiny city
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that Horton is holding.
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And it does this message
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while still keeping it very lighthearted.
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And Seuss's original message of facing skepticism
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is also kept intact.
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And when every Who in Whoville
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has to speak up
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in order to save their tiny world,
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it's just as memorable in the movie
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as it was in the book.
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(whooshing fanfare)
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- [Crowd] We're here!
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- For the... two people who don't know,
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Horton's a pachyderm that finds a tiny microscopic world
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on top of a clover.
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And it's up to Horton and all the citizens of Whoville
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to save their society from extinction.
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Unlike the "Lorax" remake,
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there aren't excessive pop culture riffs here.
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But there's still a sense of
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modern realization to it.
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It also keeps that sense of rhyme-rhythm
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from the original Dr. Seuss book.
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- Hello?
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- [Narrator] And by noon,
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poor Horton, more dead than alive,
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had picked, searched, and piled up
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9,005.
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- But most importantly,
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it doesn't water down the message
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Dr. Seuss tried to convey to the reader.
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I mean, it's a 90-minute Dr. Seuss book,
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so there's gonna be a bit of movement
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purely for the sake of
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entertaining kids and filling time,
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but to me, it's a drastic improvement
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over "Lorax" and "Grinch".
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"Horton Hears a Who" is creative in design
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and faithful in spirit.
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Blue Sky Studios are to be commended for this adaptation.
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And for the fourth-worst...
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"The Grinch". The 2018 version.
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(sighs) Don't get me wrong,
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this is perfectly well-animated and serviceable on the surface,
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but JEEBUS it's a whole lotta' nothin'!
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If you do like this one,
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I get it.
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There's nothing offensive about it.
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But that's just the thing,
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there's nothing offensive about it!
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This Grinch is so weak and inoffensive
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that I barely remember anything about him.
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I guess if you want a child-friendly version
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of an already children's book character,
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maybe "The Grinch" is appropriate?
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Well, this is the most demure, tame Grinch
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you will ever lay eyes upon.
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Unlike the books or movies from the past,
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he's no longer a diabolical monster,
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he's the ultimate example
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of watering down a character
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to be as inoffensive as possible
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to the largest possible audience.
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Because...
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I guess that's what the shareholders wanted.
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In fact,
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he rarely even ever looks angry.
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A lot of the time,
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he just looks outright bored.
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The Grinch himself looks like he's in a
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permanent state of boredom,
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unable to even summon the energy to be angry.
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It ALMOST made me miss the Jim Carrey Grinch.
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At least he gave an interesting
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if cringeworthy performance.
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At least it was memorable.
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I still remember that tablecloth scene.
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(footsteps)
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(cloth slipping, metal clattering)
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(metal clattering)
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Don't get me wrong.
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Benedict Cumberbatch, a.k.a...
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- Doctor Strange.
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- Oh, you're using the made-up name.
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- [Strider] ...reads his Grinch lines fine,
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and I find it entertaining to listen to him.
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But that's because he's Benedict Cumberbatch.
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- [Grinch] Let me guess.
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Small child, December 20th, rapidly searching for
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a "really important" lost letter.
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Maybe your list of demands to Santa?
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- [Strider] This Grinch doesn't
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shut himself away from humanity,
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becoming more bitter and twisted
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from his isolation.
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Nope!
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He just strolls around town
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like anybody else.
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But oh no!
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He causes minor inconveniences!
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This is not a fearsome mountain-dweller
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who could turn on you at any second.
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It's a slightly crotchety neighbor
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who probably just needs a friend to chat with
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down at the pokeys.
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Oh no, he slightly poked that snowman too hard.
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Oh, woe is me.
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To me,
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this is just an hour of inoffensive Grinch padding
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with very talented actors
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with nothing to work