And he was trying to get the swing going and fell off on top of my sister.

Her top teeth dug into her chin when she fell and had to get stitches, and now she is forever cursed with a faint line on her chin.

Fast forward a couple of years, and she was on the trampoline with me, my brother, and some other friends.

And we were just going at it, and Faith said: "Guys you're bouncing me too high! I'm gonna... "

She was in a wheelchair the next couple of months and became the most popular girl in school overnight...until she was all better, but all those injuries are kind of understandable.

Mine, however, wasn't.

So I had a hamster once, and one day I was cleaning its glass cage outside and I had it flipped upside down.

And I thought, "I wonder if I can stand on that?"

There was blood everywhere.

The hamster had to live in an old cage and it was all my fault.

But hey, I didn't need stitches, and I have a scar on my foot forever.