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  • Ling Ling 40 hours!

  • (If you can play something slowly, you can play it quickly.)

  • ( A M A Z I N G ! ! ! )

  • Mass evac

  • *chuckles*

  • Why me?!

  • - That's really funny. *chuckles* - I mean...I guess I...

  • - Ohh... - I guess track record wise,

  • I've forgotten mine more times than you,

  • but you've forgotten it once too, man.

  • Dude, that's insane...mass evacuation, that's—

  • - Wow. - Dude!

  • - Apparently... - Ling Ling typhoon.

  • Dude, Ling Ling typhoon.

  • Everyone's evacuating [from the] typhoon, and it's like,

  • the one person that found out it's Ling Ling.

  • - He's like, "I wanna be Ling Ling!" - Ah, yeah! *laughs*

  • "My only chance! Woo!"

  • I don't get this meme.

  • I don't get it either.

  • Can we read the comments?

  • Well, I'm still

  • We're still trying to understand this!

  • One is always jerky...

  • Janky.

  • Uh, janky.

  • *sigh*

  • Yes, I get it now.

  • - Thank you guys, for the clarification. - *chuckles*

  • Alright guys, it's...let's...

  • - ...be nice here. - Yeah...yeah.

  • - *chuckles* - All about love and respect.

  • Mom: Hurry up and eat your food, it's not that hot.

  • *laughs*

  • This is so dumb.

  • I remember reading a comment for that skit,

  • someone's like,

  • "Guys, come on, can't you find one real girl to be in your skit?"

  • *chuckles*

  • We're too busy making videos and practicing.

  • We don't really have a social life, do we, huh?

  • *chuckle*

  • (Both) Ohhhhh!!!!!!

  • Oh, man.

  • - Well, I'd argue he didn't even get to the level of intonation... - Yeah...

  • - He's not even making sounds properly. - Yeah.

  • You can't even consider him for the intonation category.

  • - Yeah. It's like... - *chuckles*

  • Few levels below that, right? *chuckles*

  • I mean, guys, we

  • There's already some flex videos. What else do you want?

  • I got nothing to flex. But!

  • If Brett!

  • Not, hey.

  • When we hit two million subs,

  • - Uh oh... - Brett will drop...

  • ...his recording of the Tchaikovsky Violin Concerto!

  • Woo!!!

  • Come on guys. 2 mil subs.

  • You guys want it.

  • Everyone says, "We want Brett's Tchaikovsky Violin Concerto!"

  • So...

  • 2 mil subs.

  • When we hit 1 mil, it was a livestream.

  • This time two mil we'll do a livestream,

  • plus!

  • - Brett's Tchaikovsky! - *groans*

  • Gonna drop it guys!

  • - Yeah! - Oof!

  • Oof!

  • - Feel like I've seen this meme before. - I know...

  • Keeps showing up.

  • Obviously you guys love this joke.

  • You guys love jazz, dissing jazz guys.

  • I mean, there's some skills in jazz.

  • Guys, come on, come on.

  • To be fair, like...

  • Have you seen like, the fear on a classical musician's face,

  • when you ask them to improvise? Typically...

  • I know, it's like...

  • "Uh oh."

  • - It doesn't— - It's like we don't know what it's like to play wrong notes.

  • - Yeah! - *laughs*

  • *laughs*

  • Wow. Guys...

  • You gotta practice, but finish this video first before you practice.

  • We're here, as a motivation!

  • "Ouverture".

  • "Ouverture"...

  • Wow.

  • *laughs*

  • *chuckle*

  • - The orchestra [like], "Yeah!" - "Yeah!"

  • - "Let's get a real cannon!" - *chuckle*

  • Can you buy a cannon? Is that a thing?

  • Dunno. Should we Google?

  • (both) Nah.

  • Don't.

  • I wanna buy a cannon.

  • I mean, we don't...we don't condone that behaviour.

  • But! Have you seen our sight reading challenges?

  • Ohhh!

  • But it's so true though, sometimes you're just like...

  • - "I'm so sorry." - Yeah.

  • Sometimes you just...

  • Don't have time, you know.

  • "We don't do that here..."

  • Did you actually practice scales?

  • Like back then?

  • A little bit.

  • I think I practiced thinking it'll help.

  • I mean it does help, to be honest...

  • - I've seen this. Have you seen this? - "Can't stop laughing while editing this."

  • - *laughs* I love the end...! - Dude, that's the dumbest thing ever...!

  • - Dude, our dancing's so bad...! - Who made this...?

  • Wow...!

  • - Wow...! - It's...

  • - Masterpiece. - TikTok. That's amazing.

  • Yes...!

  • *groans*

  • Dude, that's nasty...!

  • Damn, double bassists, guys.

  • Yeah.

  • Ooh, man.

  • The strings are thicker, so that's... *wince*

  • ...Ooh, painful.

  • Gotta press...

  • - Play F for respect. - Yes.

  • *plays F on violin*

  • - Thank you Ling Ling Insurance, for looking out for us. - Yes.

  • Mmm.

  • Keep a lookout.

  • - Keep an eye out. We never know. - For Ling Ling Insurance.

  • Yeah, Ling Ling Insurance might come

  • May not come.

  • H M M ! ! !

  • *chuckles*

  • The key change.

  • - Dude— - 5 flats to 5 sharps.

  • Oh my God...!

  • - Dude that's— - That wasthat G flat major to B major.

  • B major?

  • B major's okay, actually, as a scale.

  • - It's alright, on violin. But... - But...

  • It's like from...

  • - That change is too much. - ...G flat.

  • *laughs*

  • You gotta practice, but finish this video first before you practice.

  • Wait a minute!

  • Come on guys, you should be practicing

  • - Ohh... - Wow...!

  • Alright, guys...!

  • - To be fair, we never touched the swords. - *chuckles* Yeah.

  • It was like stunt fighting, you know, when you go like...

  • ...and then you add like a sound effect.

  • I remember doing that!

  • - Yeah. - It took us so many shots!

  • But this was also back in our foetus days

  • of video content making.

  • - Yeah, we didn't hit our bows. - Yeah.

  • - No way. - It was just...it was hard to make it look like we hit our bows.

  • Mm-hmm.

  • - Yeah, well, that's true. I do remember just like— - Yeah.

  • I remember we're like,

  • "Ohh!!!"

  • - Like, filming us many times like, stop right there... - Yeah...

  • We stopped, and then this was like a space where we just

  • touched the hair.

  • - Yeah. - We're not really whacking the stick

  • I mean...

  • No way. Come on guys.

  • - *chuckles* - Yeah.

  • Okay, fair enough.

  • - Wow. - Holy moly.

  • Can I just say you'll never get this in like,

  • an Australian high school,

  • - or primary school. - It's so, orderly!

  • Yeah, it's so orderly. It'll just be out of control here.

  • That's amazing.

  • - Well, I mean... - Hey.

  • - It's... - We're all for freedom of expression.

  • - Yeah guys, say whatever you want. - *chuckles*

  • Oh, this is so true.

  • "A friend drew this in the band room."

  • Triplets versus two dotted quavers and a quaver,

  • is not the same!

  • And that's a fact!

  • Bang!

  • - The first one's duh-duh-duh, duh-duh-duh... - Yeah. The first one's more consistent when you put it together.

  • Yeah.

  • Doesn't match.

  • And then... duh, duh-duh, duh, duh-duh...

  • It's very...very close though.

  • So many pop songs that use the second one, I swear.

  • - Duh, duh-duh, duh, duh-duh. - Yeah.

  • It's like, it's the most overused rhythm in pop songs, I swear.

  • "E sharp."

  • *laughs*

  • Oh my God.

  • - Oh, when will people get it? - Ohh.

  • I mean, that is kind of impressive, the black keys, and white keys...

  • - That's pretty cool. - But he can't really switch the pitch over as well though.

  • That's impossible.

  • But that's cool.

  • It's different, it's like night mode on.

  • - Yeah, dark mode. - Yeah.

  • Piano dark mode activated.

  • - Oh, that's cool! - Whoa!!!

  • That is amazing. Who is it?

  • u/what-the-fugue?

  • I lover your name. "What the fugue?"

  • What the fugue, that's so cool.

  • I'm glad we saw this, what a great way to end this episode.

  • Thank you, u/what-the-fugue.

  • Alright guys.

  • Thank you so much.

  • Check out our merch, as always.

  • - Um... - Thank you for the support.

  • We love checking out your memes,

  • me-mes, meh-mehs.

  • We love checking on your memes, and uh...

  • - Alright, guys. - Yeah.

  • - If we hit 2 mil subs... - Oh no.

  • Livestream, and uh...

  • ...Brett's Tchaikovsky.

  • Gotta drop my Tchaikovsky track.

  • Whoa!

  • Whoa!!!

Ling Ling 40 hours!

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