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  • - Will you take a picture of me?

  • - Yeah, babe.

  • Portrait? Full body?

  • You know what? I'll take both.

  • - No, okay yeah.

  • (whimsical music)

  • - Okay.

  • (camera clicks)

  • Yes, yes!

  • Work it, okay, smile.

  • Less, less. - Okay.

  • - Look that way.

  • Now, laugh.

  • - Oh my God!

  • - That's like fake, not a fake laugh,

  • like a, "Oh my God, I got caught up in the moment."

  • - Oh, like that? - Boom!

  • - Listen, listen to me, okay?

  • You are a gem.

  • You are smart and you are successful, and he does not deserve you.

  • - All right, see you in a bit.

  • - Hmm, you look a little bit like a hallucination.

  • I think you should go change.

  • (whining) You know what he is? He's the cantaloupe in a salad.

  • (camera clicks) - Oh this is good.

  • Oh, okay.

  • - You know how everybody hates getting cantaloupe in their salad?

  • That's what he is, he's just filler.

  • Are you doing a shift at the chocolate factory?

  • - You're right, you're right.

  • Am I like the strawberry? Am I the strawberry not the cantaloupe?- Yes, you are the strawberry.

  • You are the only berry in a salad.

  • You are expensive, and you are a farmer's market berry.

  • - Okay, bye.

  • - Hey Beetlejuice, it's not Halloween.

  • (sighs)

  • - I'm a berry! Mother F-er!

  • (whining)

  • (hip hop music)

  • (mumbled chatter)

  • - [Girl] Who's that?

  • - [Girl] Do you see that girl over there?

  • - [Guy] What a weirdo.

  • (hip hop music)

  • - [Girl] Oh my God, both of them?

  • (chuckles)

  • - Are you being weird again?

  • (mumbled mocking)

  • Are you being weird again?

  • - Nanananana.

  • (flicking tongue)

  • My name is Reese with her.

  • (growling)

  • Look at me, I'm the perfect blend of chocolate and peanut butter.

  • - You can't get with this.

  • (moaning)

  • I just have so much work to get done today.

  • - Kevin and I got in a fight.

  • - Okay. Tell me everything.

  • (whining)

  • - Can you proofread this text to Kevin for me?

  • (scoffs)

  • Hey Reese, can you see my underwear?

  • - Yes. - Ugh.

  • - I think it's a little harsh.

  • - Really?

  • - Yeah. - What?

  • - I mean, maybe like die isn't the best choice of words.

  • - Should I do deceased?

  • What about now?

  • - Yes. - Ugh!

  • Should I put a period?

  • - Yeah period-- - Die period?

  • - It's more professional. - That sounds smarter.

  • - I mean he is your boss.

  • - Okay, what about now?

  • - Yes. - What?

  • - I told you to stop buying stuff off Instagram ads.

  • - But the algorithm knows me so well!

  • (camera clicks)

  • Oh that's good.

  • - [Man] Yeah, I like if you want I could show you my lightsaber collection, it's actually pretty impressive.

  • I just can't let you touch any of them 'cause they're in mint condition, so.

  • - Oh my God, I'm so sorry to interrupt but can you help me for a second?

  • Yeah, I have explosive diarrhea, I need your help.

  • Sorry, yeah, we'll be right back.

  • Can you just, yeah sorry!

  • (phone rings)

  • - Oh my God, how is it going?

  • - Oh my God, it's going so good. He is so hot.

  • Honestly I might spend the night with him tonight.

  • (phone beeps)

  • - Hi Aunty!

  • - Hello Reese, where is Lilly?

  • - You know what, she is in the washroom and she might have to stay over tonight,

  • because we are studying...our lines, for the show.

  • On the count of one--

  • (screaming)

  • - One, two, three.

  • (camera clicks)

  • One more.

  • Just do it, just do it.

  • - One.

  • (screaming)

  • Seriously, you guys are perfect for each other.

  • I have never seen her this happy,

  • I'm so happy for you both. - He is the best, thank you.

  • Should we go do your thing, babe?

  • - Yeah, let's go. - Let's go, okay.

  • - Oh, just a second.

  • Yeah, listen and listen good. If you hurt her, I will find you.

  • I will key your car, I will hack your Venmo. Do you hear me?

  • Oh yeah, let it out.

  • (moaning)

  • - I'm sorry! (whines)

  • - It's okay, it's okay.

  • Just let it out of your body.

  • - Are you mad?

  • - No, I'm not mad.

  • But also, you're a great guy and I hope it works.

  • - Thank you.

  • - Okay, perfect.

  • But I will kill you.

  • Not mad!

  • Yes this is Mrs. Witherspoon.

  • Yes, I am Lilly Singh's professional reference.

  • - Ugh, can't find my phone!

  • - You know, she's very organized.

  • - I hate my life!

  • - And she has a great attitude.

  • - I paid like $90 for that Popsocket!

  • - You what she is, good with money.

  • (screaming)

  • No, that's my neighbor.

  • - Are you mad?

  • - I'm not mad.

  • - Don't be mad.

  • - I'm not mad!

  • Hey! - Bye bye, I'm running late.

  • - Okay, have fun on your date.

  • - Yeah, thank you.

  • - Oh, come back here.

  • Okay, you're a little stinky.

  • - Thank you.

  • (gagging) Oh my gosh, honey.

  • Did you have seafood?

  • (screaming)

  • Okay, do you still want me to do the bikini, honey?

  • - No!

  • - Got it.

  • - God no! No!

  • Hey thank you so much for watching this video with...- Reese!

  • - She's amazing, I'm obsessed.

  • If you wanna check out her YouTube channel, it is down below, do it right now!

  • My last collaboration's over there.

  • Behind the scenes vlog channel right there.

  • Make sure you subscribe to this channel 'cause we makin' videos!

  • One love Lilly, that is a wrap, and zoop!

  • We're like twins.

  • - That's really impressive.

- Will you take a picture of me?

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