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GOOD MORNING
G A M E R S
It's Minecraft Day!
The favorite kind of day.
I
love
FORTNI--- uhh I meant..... M I N E C R A F T
No I'm not addicted, ök? (yes you are)
Sven?
Oh God, no! *titter*
Sven is lost again. Sorry guys.
Another rescue mission necessary.
Get away from him, Sven!
Get away from that s-- dirty sheep! Come here.
Teleport.
TELEPORT SVEN!
GET AWAY FROM HIM
Oh God, oh God! Sve--
Thank God.
Stay there.
Stay (Woof)-- Stay there, sit.
Never speak to him again.
You come near my dog again.
If you so even go close to breathing at this distance.
That's right.
Don't look at me when I'm spea--
LOOK AT ME WHEN I SPEAK TO YOU, I mean!
Where's my...
Where's my axe?
I will pu-- No, you know what? Even better.
I will put this, and I think you know where I will put it, Mr. H2O Sheep.
Mr. w o t e r Sheep.
You stay in this prison.
And you stay in this prison forever.
J E B
What kind of name is-- *breaks into laughter*
Alright.
Let's name him actually jeb_ this time.
(you got the wrong item btw)
Because-- /sudden camera tp's/ --I wanna see what this is all about. (Woof)
That's what this is all abou-- No wait, I picked up the wrong thing (Took you some time to realize.......)
Oh yeah, I have this ocean explorer map
Uh, but...
(börk)
First.
How do you do it?
Ok, you put this here and then you type
Jeb, underscore.
And it says 'jeb_'.
Ok, alright
Alrig--
Who's shööting me?!
Who shoot at me?
AAAA
YOU!
You are not H2O cow! Where did water cow go?
(oh noes)
AAAAAA
Water cow?
Oh God!
Water cow, where are you?
Which one is water cow?
möö
møø
Which one is water cow?
møø
mϕϕ
mœ
Ah...
God, I keep getting sidetracked.
Also, I improved the, uh... the IKEA (cuz..... Swedish colors) tower.
It looks really nice, I like it. (thumbs up)
It's really nice from a distance too.
Uh, what else? I've changed flooring.
Does anyone care?
Of course you do!
*seizure* WHAT?
PewDiePie changed flooring in Minecraft
That's œwsome
baa
Lis-- Listen here you little scoundrel.
I don't like you.
(ooooo, friendzoned)
I'm giving this,
(müsic) Oh MYy G0D
THAT'S AWESOME
Yayyyy
He's changing colooors *laughs*
jeg
haha
(how2asthma.mp4)
Why?
Ok, alright. You know what? I'm not gonna lie.
That was pretty epic. (Felix 2:24)
I'm not gonna, you know.
I'll give credit where credit is due.
(another börk)
So I'm gonna feed you for the first time in days.
But only to keep you alive.
Alright?
Don't get any hopes; You're staying there forever. (oof)
Oh gosh, wait. Sorry, I gotta... I gotta do this as well.
(epilepsy) Just give me one second, I'll just gotta...
Ok, let's feed the... these bastards.
bȃȃ
No, not you.
Which wun is (ocean s0s) cow?
Which one of you is water cow?
(insert Seinfeld theme)
GET AWAY FROM ME
One cow-- lucky cow
--is going to become water cow.
Oh okay, you can become water cow.
Follow me
FOLLOW ME
Gosh, water cow would not give me this trouble.
Come here.
Ey ey ey ey ey /dab/
You have one destiny in this life.
And it's to become water cow.
With enough training,
get in.
Just get in. Just get in.
There you go.
You are water cow (?)
I'm gonna train you everyday
And one day, you'll live up to become water cow, gosh darnit.
Ok, where was I? Yes, yes, yes. Of course.
Of course,
My horse.
Joergen.
Ok, I'm not gonna lie. That's pretty epic.
hA
heaăă
Oh God, there's so many distractions in this game. I never know what I'm doing.
Seriously.
Öh yȇs, I have one quick thing I really need to do.
So if you take gunpowder,
and paper which I've been farming from the paper, uh sh--farm (great poetry)
that I have out there.
You'll see the paper farm.
Uh, you can make...
Ok, so I'm a Minecraft veteran so I rememb--
FIREWORKS?
Nani de frickedickEE
How? (you just did)
Since when did they add fireworks?
Alright, jeb (with-an-underscore).
If that is your real name. Look at...
He doesn-- Yea- yeah, you better not look!
FEUUUU
WOAAAAAAAAAAH.
(2004 flashbacks)
(when he broke his ass)
möö
Where's the explosion?
bắắ
Is that it?
wowww
*dëpressiōn*
That's so cool!
Hey Joergen, look at this!
He loves it! He loves it!
(well yes but actually no)
Where's Sven?
Sven, look at this!
Sven! C'mere.
Come here, boii.
Aight.
(bǒrk)
Look at this.
(laugh)
He loves ITTT
Alright, Sven. It's time for this epic gamer
to head out on epic adventure
Through the Nether...
....portal.
How do I--
Oh yeah.
Later k--
Later, gamer.
So last episode,
or a few episodes ago,
I tried to blow up these guys' house, right?
It didn't really work out.
But I have another plan.
Also, apparently you can find a bunch of stuff in the Nether like materials, and like...
these blaze rods that are really important.
I haven't seen anything! Where are they?
Help me.
Help me, gursh durneet!
Where, like where?
Hello, a-looking!
All I see is [zombie] pigs
in this stupid Nether.
I hate pigs!
They're not good.
Not good like melon freut.
Why is anyone watching? *laughs*
Ok gamers!
Here we friggin go.
Wait, is this the wrong portal?
*succ noises*
Ah, it's the wrong portal!
I went the WRONG WAY!
Aaaaaaa
Nether portal, more like nothing-in-here portal.
(oooo)
Hoppity poppity boppity snoppity
(words of a great philosopher)
Ok gamers!
three hours later!!!
Literally, we are here.
Okay, this is it.
*succ noise*
Oh it's getting dark, that's perfect
he he he he
*choke* HAHAHAHAHA
*more choke* *idk something in japanese*
Jotaro!
Okay gamers, this is gonna be an epic gamer moment.
'Cause we're gonna burn down their house
nope i need to poo in my pants
I wish I could bring Joergen to this because he would love to see this. shhut upp wpijdhdfidfahbfswb
Joergen loves to see other people's houses burn down.
It's one of his favorite cooks
Okay, alright gamers.
SWEDEENNN is stupid
plålulålulålupn7r42627iryifyqewiygqef
ewhyriqedgeufguewdgukfe
Okay, okay.
Don't worry.
Don't worry. Don't worry.
Don't worry. Don't worry. Don't worry, gamers!
Oh God, I made a big mist-- I le-- årij, shoot themself.
Dummy dum.
Okay, so how do I not da-- death? (w0t)
How do I not death?
Do I start from the top?
Yeyeyeyeyeap,
we start from the top.
Fire burns from top to bottom.
Everyone knows this.
What am I doing?
Gosh, 'ts so dark!e
I'm like legally blind, I coooooook gotta lit up this...
Don't worry, guys!
I'm gonna leap-- okay okay, let's just burn up this freaking place.
Bing bong, bing
yeehEEHEhehe
Oh no!
Oh God!
AAAAAAA
Aaa
Oh no, not your pretty place!
It looks so good!
I am burning.
I am burning. I am burning.
I am on fire.
I am on fire. I am on fire with this house.
It hurts.
Oh God, (inaudible) hurt.
Oh, oh God! Alright, I'm gonna bounce.
Alright, gamers.
It's Gaming Week!
GAMING WEEEEEK
MINECRAFT MONTH!
Nuahähähähä
Ye-he-he-he-hess!
Oh, what are you gonna do?
EOOH, WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO?!
(viking noises)
This is for JOERGEN!
Ah God, they're killing me! I don't li-- ah...
Alright.
Alright. Alright.
Alright. Alright. Alright.
Ok.
BAHP
OHP
ohp
You're shooting each other, It's pathetic!
Pathetic.
Oh God, I'm dying.
Oh God, Joergen!
Joergen, back-up!
Oh God, I'm almost dead!
AAAAAAAAAA
'Ts fine.
'Ts fine. 'Ts fine, gamers.
'Ts Gaming Week.
Okay gamers, time to bounce.
Ah, that's what I like to see.
*laughs in mocking*
Epic.
Smash like if that was epic. (do it now)
Alright. I think this one takes us back home, actually.
owopwopwopwopwopwopwopwop
Sven! Joergen! It was epic!
Not you.
It was very epic!
Here you go.
Eat.
Alright, gamers. Uhhh...
mööp
Sven, Joergen, please look away because I have something...
that I have to do.
And I don't really...
I've been dreading to do this.
I'm gonna have to, uh...
Go slay(?) all of these sheep.
I'm sorry!
I'm sorry!
It has to be done!
Okay, suddenly I feel like sleeping.
Crazy.
My God, what are you doing here?
What're you selling?
Garbage! You're selling garba--
Slimeballs is okay!
I'll take a slimeball!
I'll take a slimeball! I'll take a slimeball!
(EUGH)
Oh, do-- Don't mind me. Yes, I know I'm rich. It's whatever.
Uhhh...
Just because you're poor, like don't feel bad.
It's all about the s t o n k s.
Alright, give me the slimeball.
Gimme the slimeball!
Gimme the slimeball! Gimme the slimeball!
I asked you for one thing.
(Heuh)
Uhh, slimeball please.
Can I level up this guy? No you can't.
(EUGH)
WHAT?
FOUR FOR ONE SLIMEBALL!
Get outta [the] way, I'll spit on you!
Oh God, he took my money.
Oh God, he took my money. He took my money.
Oh God, he took my money. He took my money. He took me money.
Four for one slimeball?!
sT-- Get the frick out of my house.
HOW DARE YOU STAY WHERE YOU STAND? (omgah he step on joergen)
Get outta here!
I will kill you too. (maybe 'two'?)
Technically you're not responsible, but I will do it.
But I don't wanna kill in front of Joergen. You're s-- You're kind.
You're cousins, whatever you are.
Okay.
Slimeball, ba-- Slimeball. Stupid slimeball.
Dummy dum dum. Y--
Sven, yo-- If you saw what I just saw, you'd be so angry.
So I'm not even gonna tell you what just happened.
So the reason why I murdered all these sheeps,
hA
It's because apparently, you can dye the sheep and then that way you don't have to...
Pee ping poo pling, if you know what I mean?
But there's a bunch of freaking...
(???????????????????????????)
Alright, lambs.
I'm really sorry about that. I hope we can still work together.
Gosh, why are they all still here?
Do I liter-- physically no E C H (?)
I need to separate them and I have no E C H (tf is e c h)
I must have some e c h
I have no e c h
Oh I knew I had one!
(oh, wheat.)
Goddamn I'm a gamer.
So this is how you know I'm a gamer.
Get out of my sigh--
How dare you stick with the m--
DGEAAAHH
Alright, I'll deal with you in a second.
Alright.
I need you all to come over here.
Y'all come over here.
That's right, dummy-dums.
You're a bunch of dummy-dums, you know that?
Bing bang bing bong.
God, I'm locked in now. Gosh, dammit!
I need carpets, A
I need carpets, A S
I need carpets, A S A
I need carpets, A S A fricking
I need carpets, A S A fricking P!
I need carpets, A S A fricking P P! (hA, goteem)
Alright, here we go.
Put it!
Get out of my way- I hate SHEEP.
Okay, alright. Sheep, c'mere.
Dummy-dums. You're a bunch of dummy-dums.
You fell for the oldest trick in the book!
Oldest trick in the book, and you fell for it.
Dummy-dums.
Sven, what're you doing here? Don't talk to these guys.
Don't talk to these guys.
I don't want you near them.
I'll do another section here, perfect.
Okay.
So if I get this right, I can dye them.
Oh mee frickin lickeedickee.
(yo tf)
That's awesome.
So now when they fricc,
Uhh, they'll make whit--
Ehh (absent seizures)
yellow babies, question mark? (;))
Yes, alright.
You guys be blue.
Okay, alright. Awesome.
I like this.
And then I want red.
They look so crazy!
Ah, frigg it, I'll do more blue.
I like blue.
Alright, today gamers eat.
Thanks, sheep.
Dummy-dums. (how r00d >;( )
Sven, I told you not to talk to these guys, please.