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  • GOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDD

  • morning gamers!

  • It's another bEaUtIfUl day in Minecraft

  • isn't that right, everyone?

  • ow. dammit I didn-

  • AAAAAAAH

  • Why are you near my meatball??? (

  • Go away!

  • I love you, meatball, but mAN,

  • you seem to attract a lot of bad people-

  • what is it with meat balls and bad people? (laughs in swedish)

  • Ikea Tower looking beautiful of course.

  • Moo Cow- are you trying to Escape?

  • Boat Cow? Please.

  • anyway, today

  • we have a lot of things to do *rings bell* (btw if you ring the bell during a raid it helps you out)(bro tip)

  • (Throws Watermelon at Joergen's golden grave)

  • We have a lot of missions to complete.

  • isn't dat RighT, svEn (bruh sound effect)

  • Basiclly I wanna

  • build a little house

  • for my little horse

  • Yes, I feel like he's not getting the love and attention that he deserves.

  • He's sitting in here with these... Other disgusting... Things.

  • Joergen (the second) deserves a *brain cells die*,

  • his own house!

  • Right Sven?? (yes pewds)

  • Just like you got your own house.

  • Joergen at least, at least,

  • deserves a stable.

  • Oh my God, get out of my house.

  • Alright, don't escape, Jorgen.

  • Don't escape.

  • I need to make it safer,

  • so that Joergen never disappears again.

  • Because my heart can not handle it,

  • anymore.

  • Isn't that right Sven?

  • Don't worry Sven, it wont be as fancy as your house it will just be a stable.

  • How tall does it have to be for me to ride out of it?

  • Okay.

  • Oh my God this is the most annoying place

  • to build! You guys are in my face!

  • You smell.

  • No wonder Joergen doesn't like it with you guys...

  • Oh my God Joergen noooooo!

  • I'm tryna bUilD hERe!

  • Its gonna be the best stable

  • you have EVER seen in your LIFe.

  • I couldn't even finish that sentence without

  • laughing *laughs at his own sentence*

  • Oh God..

  • Sven and...

  • His perverted ways.

  • Do I have fence? I do have fence.

  • There we go.

  • I mean, already looking low-key kind of cute.

  • That's AdOrAbLe (^∇^)

  • No, YOU'RE breathtaking, Joergen.

  • You're brea- *Laughs at his own joke AGAIN*

  • Oh! We should lit up with a lantern!

  • That would be so cute.

  • Right I don't need that many.

  • Uhhhhhhh can I make these back???

  • It's for a good cause.

  • It's for a good cause and it hurts my soul.

  • It's for Joergen, okay? It's for Joergen.

  • Buy a T-Shirt so I can afford this.

  • OH MY GOD THAT'S SO CUTE!!!

  • Cow what the frickie dude.

  • OH MY GOD I DIDN'T KNOW YOU COULD HANG THEM!

  • That's adorable!!! (✿◠‿◠)

  • *laughs then sighs loudly* Yes..

  • Are you kidding me? I'm one short.

  • DAMMIT!!!

  • It's for Joergen.

  • It's for Joergen. Do it for Joergen.

  • Smurgan Purgan.

  • OH MY GOD I'M ONE SHOR- oh never mind *laughs*

  • Perfect!

  • Oh my god I- oh there's the gate.

  • Oh you know what would be cute?

  • Having like a little C A UL D R O N

  • Cauldron. Are they expensive?

  • AHHHH I'm not making that- Oh it's for Joergen though.

  • I have these stones. *laughs*

  • *groans* Guys.

  • Alright.

  • I can't enter now :/

  • ahhhh!

  • Like wouldn't it be cute...

  • If he had this littl- oh there's already water in it.

  • Perfect.

  • Look, so he can make a drinky drink :)

  • So he can make slurp slurp!

  • Can I ride the Llamas? I can't. (you can)

  • Okay

  • We're gonna have to

  • Trans-

  • I DON'T WANNA RIDE YOU!!

  • AHH

  • Alright I'll push you then. Geez.

  • Out!

  • No!

  • No cows can en- oh god this is an- oh god

  • Joergen has already escaped *whEEZE*

  • GET OUT!

  • Yes!

  • This is for Joergen only!

  • Joergen Smurgen o- What is this?

  • DON'T GO BACK IN!!

  • Gosh.

  • This is why we can't have nice things in Minecraft!

  • Get out.

  • Oh NOW it works!

  • Let's go there

  • You too

  • Dinnerbone, you can stay.

  • Oh look! Look how cute.

  • Joergen has a little friend in here.

  • YOU DON'T BELONG!!!

  • Don't EVER speak to Joergen again! *woof*

  • That's right Maya.

  • Look he has a cute little- you can drink water now.

  • Okay that's freaking adorbs!

  • I don't care what anyone says!

  • Okay so you may wonder 'why do I have this ugly wall here?'

  • Well I wanted to try out

  • If I could build like a... hidden door.

  • The thing is like...

  • 'Cause now,

  • When I

  • AHHH

  • Now when I ride out with Joergen Smurgen

  • It doesn't work!

  • It doesn't work

  • I could make a door with like

  • No, they're too sm- They're too small for Joergen.

  • So I want to make like a...

  • Like a...

  • A piston door, I think.

  • Because pistons are fun.

  • GET AWAY FROM HERE!

  • So- So when me and Joergen go out on adventure,

  • We hit button,

  • Door open, and we go out and it's epic fun time.

  • Okay let's do that.

  • I don't know how to do that.

  • Let's figure it out, right Sven?

  • Let's use our pee-pee poo-poo brain

  • Okay. Okay so first what we have to do is we have to cook a steak.

  • I need-

  • I know I have-

  • Okay I have three sticky pistons.

  • I think I might need more.

  • I need these, and I need lever.

  • Probably a new axe.

  • I don't know how my anvil broke and I'm so low on steel!

  • Fine. Y'know what? Fine this is-

  • I have a lotta diamonds, okay?

  • I think- I think I can spare to make an axe.

  • What level am I? 27??? I'm freaking rich'a'fricky

  • Alright, enchantment time!

  • What did we get?

  • What did we get? What did we get?

  • Efficiency 3!! Okay I guess I'll take it.

  • Dude, can we talk about how I'm fully diamond?

  • Can we talk about that? You guys wanna talk about that?

  • You wanna talk how rich I am?

  • I have so much diamond but no steel?

  • How will this work?

  • Let's test it out on neutral ground.

  • I don't know how sticky piston work.

  • But I think what they can do is they hol-

  • They hold the-

  • The block that it's...

  • Listen I'm a Minecraft veteran, I think I know better than you.

  • So don't even... Steven Smeden.

  • How does this work?

  • Does it come ba- IT COMES BACK! That's epic!