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Good morning gamers!
That's right, Sven is here. It's a beautiful day and we're gonna play Minecraft
That's right Sven is here, it's a beautiful day and we're gonna play Minecraft
How did I become a Minecraft channel and everyone is on board with it if this video gets a million likes we're gonna make it
minecraft month no
I'm kidding or am I? Okay
So first of all, we have a lot to stuff to do today aren't we Sven? AAA I broke my ankle. Sven come on down from there
I've been getting a lot of tips from you guys from on the reddit and one of them was how you
Change to a Swedish banner flag. So we're gonna make that because I made a lot of epic upgrades to the house
Isn't that epic Sven? He's so excited. He's leaving me look at that. That's beautiful his friend
Hey, he doesn't he want to look at me.
Uhm, I accidentally killed his
Boat cows friend. He's like, "I'm not making eye contact with you"
I'm sorry, he had to die
Right Sven?
Sven agrees. Okay. So we're gonna make the banner there's one thing I want to do first is because as you can see
minecraft cow's lot of sound (subtitle by *I am HeRe *in description at bottom)(sorry for any mistake)
Let them free. God, it's lagging
There's always something else to do in this game god damn it
Ehhhh- also this series got a shout-out from the god of Minecraft, Notch himself. Thank you Notch for watching
Okay, I'm done. I'm done. Okay, you ga-gamers get to eat now. Here you go. Here you go
You get to eat you get to eat you all get wheat you all get wheat. Just calm down
I know it's very- look there plenty of space but come on space. They're moving
If they had- if they didn't have space they wouldn't be moving. Am I right gamers?
Oh my god - OH!
*laughs*
The game froze, what happened?
*laughs*
NO! NO!
Ooo I almost let them out. Okay, so I have this new system
Double gate gamers. Get out of the way cow double gate.
Ok gamers, You're free
You're free be free. Oh my god
*laughs while being drowned by hundreds of sheep*
Yeah
Oh my god, there's so many of you
Look there's plenty of space. I'm so generous
Now where were the ones I let out I want to kill them look at that beautiful beautiful isn't that beautiful Jeorgen
Jeorgen, I'm speaking to you. Hello. What are you doing? Oh God. Okay. I'll kill the mom
Okay, so there is actually a reason I did all that
Which we'll get to in a second. I just need to organize my inventory. Oh wow
This is look good Felix, and I also built a fence. So Sven can't die from the lava
Don't worry gamer. If Sven dies this playthrough is over
Okay. So the reason why we need
it's because apparently this is
Redstone which activates stuff so if I happen to put down a dynamite
It would activate the dynamite and therefore my house would blow up which is not good in Minecraft
Generally, you want to avoid blowing up your house. That's the pro tip from a veteran gamer. You guys are welcome if we cut the
Sheep. We can make wool which we can make I'm like doing the Swedish accent on ironically at this point chop chip chip chip
Chip chip chip chip chip chip chip chip chip chip chip chicken. Come on, we would all ship ship ship ship
*snip snip snip*
I don't care what Peter says I don't care. You will ship your Winship
(Oh god the lag 3x)
This is what you created PETA if I can't kill them
overpopulation will happen
*sheep casually walks through fence gate*
DON'T ESCAPE
No one escapes if anyone else tries it
That's what I thought. Okay gamers. Now we have wooL. What the Frick are you doing?
(PETA wants to know you location)
That's what you get and that same thing will happen to you one day
If you ever make it out of there wish you won't by the way your doom there for eternity
That's right. Let's also make sure we
pay our respects
Ok, ok gamers. Ok. So now we have a Frick ton of wool
But we need to dye it obviously, I think you use flowers to dye
So we need yeah
We need blue and red yellow obviously and I think I want to make the carpet black, which will you get from?
Why am I talking on ironically about this? And why are you on ironically my cheek? I
Think you get the black from the squids, which I will kill now watch me gamers. Do you swim faster next to dolphins?
I didn't realize that there used to be a million squids here. What the Frick?
Stupid fish ruin my life
But you get fish show me where the squids are. What are you doing Sven? (Sven: I go into boat)
God fuck it
Alright fine fine. You can just take over. Why are you not dead?
Go away.
I will frick you, I'll frick a skeleton. You have bones. I like it!
Oh, yeah, and I caught a dolphin I remember is it still here what?
The dolphin escaped it was down here. I swear
What the hell it why did the dolphin escape -
Why my dolphin not working? Lol? Ok gamers. This is an epic moment is an epic moment
Uh-huh, he agrees
Hello there fellow tradesmen
What are you selling?
Whoa, I need those
God don't spit. I think I need the time but they're so expensive
Shut up Jo - shut - I'm thinking I'm thinking. Okay. How much do they cost?
A bucket of tropical fish dude, I can get a tropical fish I go get a tropical fish be right back
Yeah, man, I can't play this game for two seconds without getting distracted. I have other stuff planned this episode
They wasn't supposed to go this way Oh God get the money get the money
I feel like I just ran into the ice cream truck or some thing
I'm gonna get a goddamn bucket of fish and it's gonna be awesome
bucket of fish bucket of fish bucket of fish bucket of fish bucket of fish
Come on bucket of fish. Oh, he's still here. Thank God. I got a piece so bad weird bucket of fish is waiting
All right bucket of fish man.
I'm sinking as I'm talking... It's really annoying
Can heat cheap gravity I get two bucket of fishes and I'll get these
because I know I can do something with them two bucket of fish and
Now comes the best part the murdering
That's right. Give me back my money. Oh god, they're spitting stop it
Stop it. I didn't do anything. I'm innocent. I am 100% innocent what you just witness was
He hacked your eyes
God, damn it. Why would you spit on me?
Why would you spit on me?
I spit on you I took
Filthy collections. I spit on you and your mother
Jeorgen would never spit on me. Okay, so we're gonna - I'm looking for squids. That's why I came here
stupid squid DDD
Where are you? I will find you squids
Whoa, what is this?
Whoa, this is literally in my house and I've never seen it
Nunnally freaky-deaky, what is this?
Okay, I'm drowing oh god I keep getting distracted we were supposed to make a Swedish banner god dammit
Why is this in my backyard who put this here? I've never seen these blocks before
Allah what there's people down there. Ah
Water people why you live there? However, never noticed this back off water people
All right, what do people got pooped on is there a chest down here or something
*LE GASP* There's a chest down here!
And it's garbage, although there is a treasure map. Am I actually full again? I don't need that. What was I doing?
The flag Felix. Okay, fine. We'll do the flag. All right, Jeorgen you're coming with me. We're gonna pick flowers
It's picking flowers with my best bro Jeorgen time. All right, I need you did. Why can't I go oh
He's on the leash. I'm sorry again.
I was like why is it not working? There you go
Now we can go oh my god nothing like picking flowers with your best bro ain't it. Okay blue is well perfect
Absolutely epic
If we could find red as well, that'd be oh
Yeah. Oh, yeah there again today is our day
It's gaming week
Possibly gaming month Jeorgen. Think about that like minecraft is probably the only gaming where I would actually enjoy picking flowers
But it's so nice, isn't it?
You ruin everything
Don't ever look at Jeorgen again. Okay, we got plenty of red dye. This is perfect. Stop stop in the name of Lord
You don't want to go to my prison. I did you a favor. Oh
It's Enderman. Oh
It's no dammit. I know I'm supposed to kill them because of the ender dragon
But that's all I know the pearls are something. Anyway, I think we have our stuff we'll head back
It's gaming week. I thought they looked cool. Okay, they're like glowing stuff. It's epic carpet
Right, so how do we okay just like that cool
We're making the dye youtube de monetization bought just picked up me saying the bad word. Okay, cool
So now we have red wool. This is epic
Do I know how many I need absolutely not we'll just go buy the floor bing-bam-boom bing bang bong Bing bong
You know, I need your knee when
BIM BAM boom next we make the banner. Okay, so I have to follow the tutorial you guys made
First, we make a banner
And it has to be blue. So we need six of the blue light blue
No dark blue Frick it I need three more. I have two more
Frick it. Oh, yeah, the reason about the shells because I know you can combine it with heart of the sea
That's all I know clearly all I know. Oh, yeah. These can make blue dye. Perfect. Ah
That's not a design flaw. That's a feature. Thank you. One two three
Epic gamer can't you see
I make me a blue flag-ie
epic
Okay, so we do one two, three one two, three and then stick BAM
We got ourself a banner now we have to do
Ruling what is it called?
Ruling. Yes
looming
Okay, we need ship chop your horse. Nope, Oh loom, I told you loom
Okay, we can loom here this will be looming station very epic I need to see well to do looming
Epic we need a yellow dye. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay yellow dye
*quality sound effects*
We got it all gamers Swedish flag time
so we put this here and we put this here and we click the key and
BIM BAM beem beem boom. Boom. Boom go away ugly banner by the way, ugly what banner go away shoosh shoosh
Banner, uhhh
There it is. Okay, it's gone and it's gone and boom