but, uh, we have a new puppy.

all: Aww.

- Portia and I, uh, got a puppy,

and his name is Kid, so now we have a kid.

[laughter]

all: Aww.

- Yup, I mean, he is absolutely adorable.

He's nine weeks old, and, uh, cute as can be.

But I'll tell you what's not cute...

is, uh, to wake up at 11:00 and 1:00 and 3:00 and 5:00.

[laughter]

And then 5:00 is when he's up, up.

[swooning]

- That's Wolf. He's, uh--

you can't tell how-- he's tiny.

Wolf is not that big and-- but our other two

Augie and Wolf are doing great with him.

They're really, uh, teaching him a lot,

but he is so--oh, God-- he's got so much energy.

So I'm just warning you right now

when you have--well, when Allison has that baby--

when you're-- you're gonna be so tired.

- She's gonna be very tired, right?

[laughter]

- It gives--it makes-- it really makes me appreciate

what it's like to be a mother.

because, like, I'm trying to hold a puppy

while I'm trying to make coffee, and I can't--

I can't do anything. I can't--

he doesn't let me do anything

'cause he's-- and--and he's--

and I named him Kid 'cause I-I just--

you know, people-- there's been rumors forever

When are you and Portia gonna have a kid?

And so now I can say we have a Kid.

[laughter]

So it can just stop.