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-Look, it's Little Pregs and Big Pregs.
-Wait, when did we start calling...
-Isn't it amazing the difference in our sizes?
-Well, I am a few months ahead of you.
-I'm having a child with my husband, the senator.
And Pam is having a child with Jim.
The great salesman.
Those aren't chips and dip
-No, I made brownies.
-[ Scoffs ]
-What?
-I'm just trying to figure out why you're sabotaging things
-I made brownies.
-And I made cookies -- same category.
-I'm guessing Angela's the one in the neighborhood
who gives the trick-or-treater some toothbrushes...
pennies...
walnuts.
-Everyone, this is a day that will live in infamy
because today is the day that Jim and Pam become one.
-It's not a surprise to me
Pam is the office mattress
-Are you sure you don't want to play?
-I'm sure.
-Come on, Angela. Don't you have a game?
-I have one, yes.
-Well, let's play. What is it?
-I call it Pam-Pong.
I count how many times Jim gets up from his desk
and goes to reception to talk to you.
-We're friends. -Apparently.
-Very nicely done. Okay, so, I think that's H-O-R for Stanley
-Well, this is intimate.
-We just had to add a few more tables.
We weren't expecting this many people.
-You don't know them all?
-Nope, and we're gonna need
a "loaves and fishes" kind of miracle to feed them all.
-Jesus is not your caterer
But he should be your caterer, 'cause you're a little angel
Why didn't your parents get you a caterer?
They don't think.
What is that?
"The Committee to Plan Parties
invites you to a margarita karaoke Christmas."
There's no such thing as the Committee to Plan Parties.
-There is now. We just started it.
-Well, you can't just start a committee.
You have to have funding.
-What's your funding?
-$200.
-What's ours again? -Um, $201.
-Right.
-Hey, a margarita karaoke Christmas party.
That sounds like fun. -No, that is not a party.
There's only one party,
and it's hosted by the Party Planning Committee
and it starts at 3:00.
-Then why are there two flyers
-Oh, I understand that this is confusing for everyone.
Let me explain.
There's a party that starts at 3:00.
-Right.
-And then there's a way more fun party that starts at 2:45.
-Right, and if you're interested in the way more fun party,
all the info can be found here
on our more brightly colored flyer.
[ Laughs ]
-I didn't see where it was
-When should we bring out the cake, 1:00 or 1:30?
-1:00's good. -1:30.
I'm sorry. Are we boring you?
-Um, what should we talk about
-Well, we could talk about an ethical dilemma I'm having.
-Oh, yeah, sure. Um, I hope I can help.
-A co-worker of mine is drinking caffeine while pregnant.
And I don't know if I should call social services about it.
-Angela, that's pretty transparently me.
-Maybe.
-You know, it's just herbal tea.
-In mugs with trace amount of coffee.
-Yeah, I think you should call social services.
-I already did.
-You know, maybe we should just have our own pregnancies
and not pretend like we're in this together.
-Fine. -Fine.
-Ooh, I got the save the date. -Yeah?
-Yeah, pretty stationery. -Oh, thanks.
-I didn't get mine yet.
-Um...
There are a few people I decided not to invite.
And that might make things kind of awkward, but...
it's my wedding.
And I don't want anyone ther who has called me a hussy.
Hey, Angela.
I didn't have your zip code.
-Oh, thanks.
It was hand-delivered, but I did get a save the date after all.
It's not my taste.
Then he got down on one knee and he said,
"Will you be a senator's wife?
-Oh. He talked about himself in the third person?
-Yes, Pam. Not everyone is as informal as you and Jim
"Oh, hey, Pam, dude. Whatever. Want to marry me?"
[ Laughter ]
-That's not accurate.
Okay, all of these things are important to remember,
but the most important thing is that no one say anything
about my pregnancy at the wedding.
-Absolutely, because not everyone knows,
and some people might be offended.
-Decent people everywhere will get offended.
-Well, we're thinking of my grandmother,
who we haven't told and who is very old-fashioned.
-Well, you're lucky to have a grandmother.
Some of us have to be our own grandmother.
-You know, Angela, um, you don't have to come to the wedding.
-Pam, you know how you and Jim did your ironic wedding?
Do you still have the plan
for the dream wedding that you couldn't afford?
-That was our dream wedding.
-[ Clicks tongue ] Niagara Falls?
Pregnant? That was your dream?
Pork medallions?
-I hope you have a very beautiful wedding, Angela.
-[ Chuckles ]
-Well, um, for decorations maybe we could --
Stupid. Forget it. -What?
-I was just gonna say maybe we could have streamers.
But that's dumb. Everybody has streamers.
Never mind. -No.
Yeah, I think that's a good idea.
What color do you guys think
-Well, there's green.
Uh, blue.
Yellow.
Red. -How about green?
-I think green is kind of whorish.
-This was tough. I suggested we flip a coin
But Angela said she doesn't like to gamble
Of course, by saying that,
she was gambling that I wouldn't smack her.
-This is an amazing prize.
I mean, I don't even want to give Pam a compliment
'cause she's so blech.
But she did a good job. I really want that coupon book
-Hey, Angela, you want to see a picture of Philip
wearing those little booties you got us?
-So cute.
-Hey, you guys want to see a picture
of Gerald wearing galoshes
He refused to go out in the rain until I bought these.
Now going out in the rain is all he wants to do.
-Oscar thinks having a dog is just like having a baby
-News flash -- If you didn't carry it around in your bell
for nine months, it isn't your kid.
-Exactly.
Unless you adopted, of course.
-That is where we disagree
-Hey, are your little dude crawling yet?
-No. 3-month-old humans don't do that.
-My Philip is crawling.
-Angela is such a liar! -It's maddening.
Exactly. That's just like crate training.
All night long, all night long
-Well, count yourself lucky. Wait until you have two.
That's two sleep schedules two naps that don't coincide
I mean, you'll never sleep again.
-No one said you must have two
-Like her genes are so important.
The world just needs more Pam-Jim DNA.
Thank you, no. -No, thank you.
-[ Laughing ]
Check this out.
My brother just got a new sailboat.
He has no idea what he just got himself into.
There's nothing harder than taking care of a boat
Am I right?
-Unbelievable! -Unbelievable!
-Unbelievable!
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