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  • 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:03,530 We're going to play a game that you requested, actually.

  • OK.

  • So one Thanksgiving, I was at my Aunt Camille's house.

  • And she pulls out this game using these dental things

  • that we play on this show, as well.

  • And it was the best.

  • Hi, Aunt Camille.

  • Love you.

  • It was the best time I've ever had in my entire life.

  • And--

  • I love it too.

  • I've never played it.

  • Show her how to put that in her mouth.

  • The big part goes on the inside.

  • OK?

  • Ready?

  • Squeeze.

  • And then you're going to give me a sentence one at a time.

  • Good.

  • [LAUGHTER]

  • 00:00:55,990 --> 00:00:58,560 [INAUDIBLY] I love bean bag popping.

  • [LAUGHTER]

  • You love bean puffers?

  • Bean bag puffers?

  • [INAUDIBLE] Popping.

  • Popping.

  • [LAUGHTER]

  • Popping.

  • Popping.

  • Popping.

  • [LAUGHTER]

  • OK.

  • Popping.

  • Hah-hing?

  • Coffee?

  • I'm starting to drool.

  • I'm starting to drool.

  • [LAUGHTER]

  • 00:01:37,494 --> 00:01:38,982 Oh, no.

  • Oh, no.

  • [LAUGHTER]

  • Popping.

  • Hocking.

  • [LAUGHTER]

  • Coffee?

  • Like when you hock [INAUDIBLE].

  • Like, if you have [INAUDIBLE].

  • 00:02:01,302 --> 00:02:02,410 It sounds like?

  • [CLUCKING NOISE]

  • 00:02:07,899 --> 00:02:08,896 You had-- you had--

  • [INAUDIBLE]

  • Popping?

  • [CHEERING]

  • 00:02:19,376 --> 00:02:20,374 All right.

  • One more.

  • You've drooled on it.

  • I thought that was good.

  • I got drool on it.

  • Oh, god.

  • I can't.

  • [INAUDIBLY] Hatty-- hatty hoked hat hig.

  • [LAUGHTER]

  • 00:02:35,710 --> 00:02:37,195 Here, you try.

  • I can't do it.

  • OK.

  • Hatty hoke hat--

  • [LAUGHTER]

  • 00:02:47,590 --> 00:02:49,075 Why are you not drooling?

  • I am.

  • I keep touching my teeth.

  • Hatty hoke dat hig.

  • Hatty.

  • You act like you're so much better.

  • Hatty.

  • 00:03:04,915 --> 00:03:07,885 [LAUGHTER]

  • Hatty.

  • St. Patrick.

  • Patty?

  • Yes!

  • Hatty hoked that pig.

  • [SNORTING]

  • With a curly tail.

  • Hatty hoke the hig.

  • 00:03:28,350 --> 00:03:28,850 The pig.

  • There's the sheep, then the cow, and the hig.

  • Yes.

  • There's a pig.

  • Patty poked that pig.

  • I got it.

  • Yes.

  • All right.

  • OK.

  • I got it.

  • Can we acknowledge that we did it?

  • Yes.

  • We're very proud of you.

  • OK.

  • I just saw someone in the audience staring at you like.

  • [LAUGHTER]

  • Look at her.

  • Really?

  • I can't imagine that.

  • "The Spy Who Dumped Me" is in theaters August 3rd.

  • August 3rd.

  • That's a great action-adventure comedy.

  • Yeah.

  • Go see it.

  • Go see it.

  • All right.

  • What is it called?

  • "The Spy Who Dumped Me."

  • When is it in theaters?

  • August 3rd.

  • All right.

  • Hi, I'm Andy.

  • Ellen asked me to remind you to subscribe to her channel

  • so you can see more awesome videos.

  • Like videos of me getting scared or saying embarrassing things,

  • like ball peen hammer.

  • And also some videos of Ellen and other celebrities.

  • If you're into that sort of thing.

  • [SCREAMING]

  • God.

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