Name: IF FAIRY TALES WERE MODERN DAY
Uploaded: 2019-11-15T07:55:35.000Z
Duration: 4 min 19 s
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-Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water.

Jack fell down, and broke his crown, and that's why you should NEVER GO OUTSIDE!

EVERYTHING OUTSIDE WILL KILL YOU, DO YOU UNDERSTAND?

- DO YOU UNDERSTAND?! - YES, YES, I UNDERSTAND! - YES, MOMMY, I UNDERSTAND!

- Good. Because we can't risk you catching Polio.

- Or... we can just get vaccinated like Sara?

WHO WANTS CHILDREN TO HAVE ALUMINUM IN THEIR BLOOD!!!

Teach us a lesson about hard work and perseverance!

-You know he's only winning 'cause he's on steroids, right?

Since you all love my last two videos so much, we're doin' it all again!

This is the "Boy Who Cried Wolf Prank," Part 3!

-WOLF, WOLF, THERE'S WOLF KILLING ALL THESE SHEEP!

-You're such a dumb-dumb, bro! You got PRAAAAAAAANKED!

Imma prank my brother again by lighting his poop on fire!

-You kids need to eat more food. You're too skinny!

-Hmph! I'm sorry, what? Do our bodies not fit the image that YOU prefer?

-Yeah, we're not interested in eating your crappy house.

-Yeah, I'm sorry we're "too skinny" for you!

-Yeah, and all these carbs will just throw me out of ketosis

-Yeah, there is no way that we would ever eat this much sugar!

-Yeah, call us when you have an avocado and steak house.

-You can't just throw us out like this! We got rights!

-Well, I'm sorry, but once that blonde girl moved in, then another blonde girl moved in, then they opened up the Whole Foods down the street, the property value shot up and you guys fell behind on rent

-Umm, actually, I went vegan 2 years ago, and I'll tell you what, I could NOT be happier!

-Yeah, it's crazy, the moment I went vegan, my fur got softer,-

(Overlapping talk about how veganism is so "great".)

Some people think its ah-kai but it's a-sa-yi.

So on my way to the market, I got these magic beans

OH THERE'S A BEANSTALK COMING OUT OF MY RIBS!

Yeah, you think tortles, -tur- turtles normally look like that?

Yeah, there's no way *scoffs*  we would ever eat *scoffs again* this much sugar *scoffs*

-Well, I hope you guys had a magical time watching this video.

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