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  • I'm pregnant.

  • Ross?

  • Ross?

  • Okay, whenever you're ready.

  • And you're the father by the way.

  • But you get...

  • Can I get you some water?

  • No, I'm good, I'm good.

  • Ross, there is no pressure on you, okay?

  • I mean you can be as involved as you want.

  • Yeah.

  • I, Uh...

  • I'm just...

  • I don't know. I don't understand.

  • Um...

  • How this happened?

  • We, we used a condom.

  • I know. I know but, you know, condoms only work like 97 percent of the time.

  • Wha- What?

  • What?!

  • Well, they should put that on the box!

  • They do.

  • No they don't!

  • Well, they should put it in huge block letters!

  • Okay, Ross come on let's just forget about the condoms.

  • Oh well, I may as well have.

  • Listen, you know what?

  • I was really freaked out too when...

  • Freaked?

  • I'm not freaked out!

  • I'm indignant as a consumer!

  • You know what?

  • Let's- let's talk later.

  • No, no!

  • I wanna talk now!

  • Okay?

  • In fact, I wanna talk to the president of the condom company!

  • Okay, you know, maybe I should come back...

  • Yeah, I'll press one!

  • Oh my god!

  • What happened to the door?

  • So it's noticeable, huh?

  • Look, is Rachel here?

  • I really need to talk to her.

  • Didn't you two already talk?

  • Yeah, but...

  • Okay, okay...

  • Look, you guys know that Rachel and I slept together, but there's something else.

  • Rachel's pregnant.

  • Oh mother of god!

  • I can't believe that!

  • With my child!

  • That is brand new information!

  • You already know, don't you?

  • Little bit.

  • How you doing?

  • Okay.

  • Okay.

  • I mean I'll be okay.

  • It's just I don't think I handled it very well.

  • What did you say to her?

  • Nothing.

  • But the compliant department at the condom company got an earful, and then when I turned around she was gone.

  • Oh, Ross.

  • I know, but hey, in my defense I just found out that condoms are only like 97 percent effective.

  • What?

  • I got to go find her.

  • Wow, hey oh, hold on.

  • Are you serious?

  • So like 3 percent of the time they don't even work?

  • Huh?!

  • They should put that on the box!

  • - Evidently, they do. - What?!

I'm pregnant.

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