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  • What did we feed you that's making you fart like this?

  • Oh, I'm sorry.

  • I didn't mean to hurt your feelings, but it's true.

  • Slightly odd conversations you have with your dog.

  • I know, Bean, Games of Thrones isn't real, even though we all wish it was.

  • Oh, hello.

  • Is this hangout time?

  • We having a chat?

  • Beanie, you don't wanna sleep in your bed?

  • What, this isn't good enough for you?

  • Can you shut the door?

  • Is this what you wanted, Bean?

  • Yeah?

  • This what you, this what you like?

  • Do you think you'd hump yourself if you could?

  • You ever think about how you're not wearing any clothes?

  • Wearing a collar is like the only clothing you have.

  • Getting more action than I am.

  • I'm sorry.

  • That's rude.

  • When you get excited everyone can see it.

  • At least I have pants on.

  • I hear you.

  • Thank you for protecting the house, Bean.

  • If ever a murderer came in here, we would all be dead.

  • Okay, all right.

  • You're gonna be a party animal!

  • Look at you, you party, yeah, no.

  • I don't like hats either.

  • Bean, you are not a guard dog.

  • You're not scary enough.

  • Can we just find a place to sit and sit there?

  • I'm sorry I took away your balls.

  • Not, oh, okay.

  • Hit my crotch.

  • I'm afraid of thunder too.

  • Your haircuts cost more than mine do.

  • That's not right.

  • Bean, did you fart?

  • Oh, God, you little gross puppy.

  • I know it's scary. Life is scary.

  • Just kidding, you're not gross!

  • You're not gross, you're adorable.

  • Oh, God, you are actually quite smelly.

  • Quite smelly.

  • Getting some action, huh?

  • All the cuddles.

  • You're a good cuddler.

  • You're a good cuddler, Bean.

  • I can just snuggle up next to you.

What did we feed you that's making you fart like this?

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