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  • I would like to address something that I've been having to deal with for quite some time.

  • This is an issue that I face on an almost daily basis, and this week I've had to deal with it even more because we're in New York.

  • People frequently confuse me with someone else, with another person who-- a person who isn't me.

  • And so as a public service to me, and to the other person, I got in touch with him, and we made a video together that hopefully will clear this little headache up once and for all.

  • Hi, I'm Jimmy Kimmel.

  • And I'm Jimmy Fallon.

  • And some people think I'm Jimmy Kimmel.

  • And some people think I'm Jimmy Fallon.

  • And it's causing a lot of problems for us at the airport.

  • So we decided to make a quick video to explain who's who and what's what.

  • And we understand why people get us confused.

  • The names.

  • Mhm.

  • We both wear suits.

  • We both have shows.

  • We both have dark hair.

  • We're both white guys, which is not as exciting as it used to be.

  • Definitely not.

  • But the truth is we're very different Jimmy's in a lot of ways.

  • For instance, I was born in Brooklyn, New York.

  • Oh, I was born in Brooklyn, too.

  • OK, so not a great example by me.

  • But we're different.

  • Like, what did Jimmy Fallon have for breakfast today?

  • I had oatmeal with baby carrots on top.

  • That's what I had.

  • But that's a pretty common breakfast.

  • Tell me.

  • OK, count of three, name your five favorite breakfast cereals.

  • - Ready? - Sure.

  • Go.

  • Fruit Loops, Lucky Charms, Frosted Flakes, Count Chocula, Trix.

  • What the--

  • - Well, they're very popular breakfast cereals, so that doesn't really-- - Yeah.

  • Weird question.

  • Like-- like, pizza is everyone's favorite for lunch.

  • Well, it certainly is mine.

  • Mine, too.

  • I love pizza.

  • I'm wearing pizza underpants right now.

  • Look at this.

  • Look here.

  • No way.

  • Nipples.

  • - Did you just say nipples? - Mhm.

  • Why would you say that?

  • I don't know.

  • I say it all the time.

  • Me, too.

  • Nipples.

  • Have you had a DNA test?

  • Because I just did a 23andMe.

  • Yeah, I have, actually.

  • Oh.

  • Turns out I'm 100% that b*tch.

  • Wow.

  • Uh-- high five on that.

  • Sorry.

  • I'm bad at high fiving.

  • I'm bad at high fiving, too.

  • I mean, yesterday I had tried to high five somebody and poked a lady in the eye.

  • Wait a minute.

  • Was she about this tall?

  • Russian lady?

  • Yes.

  • I poked her other eye.

  • Oh, my lord.

  • Oh, hold on.

  • I know how we're different.

  • Do you believe the earth is flat?

  • I know it's flat.

  • I walk on it.

  • Holy shift stick on a 1982 Pontiac Grand Am.

  • That was your first car, too?

  • When I was a baby, I absorbed my twin brother in the womb.

  • So did I.

  • His name was Larry.

  • Ah, mine was Lawrence.

  • So--

  • Oh, my god.

  • Who are you?

  • I don't know.

  • Do you have any tattoos?

  • One.

  • We both have a tattoo of Tattoo?

  • Nipples.

  • You know, I think I'm starting to understand why this is so hard for everybody.

  • We're like the same person.

  • I mean, unless you like--

  • Matt Damon?

  • Oh, no, he is the biggest loser in the world.

  • Can I see you in the bathroom for a second?

  • Yeah.

  • I want to show you something.

  • You have a small penis, too?

  • Yeah.

  • A message from the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints.

  • I still can't tell us apart.

  • Well, thanks to Jimmy Fallon, or me, or whichever one of us that was.

I would like to address something that I've been having to deal with for quite some time.

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Jimmy Kimmel & Jimmy Fallon Finally Clear Up Who Is Who

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    Estelle posted on 2019/11/10
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