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  • Hum, medium rare with a golden crust.

  • Yeah, right, burnt to the core.

  • Now that's a s'more.

  • [MUSIC PLAYING]

  • That's cute, guys, first s'more?

  • I found dinner.

  • Bruce is doing chili tonight.

  • Bruce is weak.

  • I'm having lizard.

  • We'll be eating in no less than a week.

  • It's a little soft-shell turtle.

  • Oh, in Indonesia, they cook these things right,

  • and these little shells turn into potato chips.

  • I got him.

  • Oh, ha, ha, ha, I got him

  • What do you guys want to do?

  • I don't know.

  • We could go hiking.

  • [LAUGHTER]

  • Are you serious?

  • I'm from the campsite next door.

  • Did he just suggest going hiking?

  • Yeah.

  • [LAUGHTER]

  • What are you going to do at the end,

  • just turn around and walk back?

  • [LAUGHTER]

  • Not today, skeeters.

  • I ain't taking any chances.

  • [MUSIC PLAYING]

  • [SPITTING]

  • [COUGHING]

  • That was perfect.

  • I want to make fun of you, but this is brilliant.

  • Unbelievable job.

  • You guys want to go call in an animal?

  • Yep, yep, giddy-giddy.

  • [ELK CALL]

  • [TURKEY CALL]

  • [DUCK CALL]

  • This will bring pretty much anything in with antlers.

  • What's wrong with this spot?

  • Dude, you can never put your campsite

  • in front of the east-facing treeline.

  • You'll have no breeze.

  • Dude, water-- put your bags down.

  • No, pick your bags up.

  • What about high tide?

  • Unless you got an arc in that suitcase, we ain't staying.

  • That's either a painted bunting or a golden-cheeked warbler.

  • Silly me.

  • That's a tufted tit mouse.

  • Dad gum, I found the devil's walking stick.

  • Beagle weed.

  • That's a pretty weepy willow.

  • Rest in peace.

  • Well, I'll be, a Montezuma bald cypress.

  • We meet again.

  • Man, it sure would be cool if we had some music or something.

  • I was really hoping for some peace and quiet.

  • Oh, you know what?

  • I brought my guitar.

  • Let me, guys, play you.

  • I just learned a new song.

  • [SINGING] Take me out to the ball game.

  • Root, root, root, root for the home team.

  • Are you guys a big fan of original music?

  • I wrote this one.

  • [SINGING] Sometimes I feel like the rain

  • is washing away my soul.

  • Oh, oh.

  • Hey, man, you mind if I play?

  • Hey. yeah, share the love, you know?

  • Oh, thanks, dude, pretty awesome

  • Oh.

  • Oh my.

  • Are you serious?

  • [MUSIC PLAYING]

  • [CRICKETS CHIRPING]

  • What's that?

  • I think there's bees on my tent.

  • That could have been a Sasquatch.

  • Hey, sweetheart, is that you taking a poop?

  • It's definitely a mammal.

  • [SCREAMING]

  • Now this is camping.

  • If you have to use your restroom, use the powder bath.

  • Master's for me.

  • Best part of the day.

  • I have been camping wrong my whole life.

  • This is unbelievable.

  • Woo, socks and sandals is not the ideal shoe combo

  • for this terrain.

  • Mind if I put my twitch--

  • I guess I'm going to camp right here.

  • It's like a never-ending spaghetti noodle.

  • Hey, Jack Pot, by my crocks.

  • We just got a fresh basil plant right near our camp site.

  • Oh, huh, guys I've done it.

  • I've built a tent.

  • I've tented.

  • That's an itchier than normal basil.

  • By the end of this, you guys are going to call me Camper Ty.

  • Whoa!

  • Wow!

  • Whoa!

  • I'm dying.

  • Oh, it feels great in here.

  • Am I the only one that brought a portable air conditioner?

  • Good thing I brought my fancy filter straw.

  • Oh, that's crisp.

  • [MUSIC PLAYING]

  • Where's Cody?

  • Hm?

  • Where's Cody?

  • He went to sleep inside in the air conditioning.

  • Mister, let's sleep outside in the tents?

  • That'll be fun.

  • Went to sleep inside on the couch?

  • Are you kidding me right now?

  • You selfish camper.

  • No I was trying to make room for you guys in the tent.

  • Liar!

  • Give me one good reason I should not rage right now.

  • Oh, I'll go grab donuts, donuts.

  • You love those.

  • I'm on Keto.

  • [YELLING]

  • No!

  • [SHOUTING]

  • No!

  • [INAUDIBLE]

  • No artificial light!

  • No!

  • You know what we should do?

  • What?

  • Open up some windows for some AC.

  • Fire wood coming in hot.

  • Never can have too big of a fire.

  • [YELLING]

  • No!

  • [SHOUTING]

  • There we go.

  • Oh!

  • Oh wow, these interior windows are

  • a lot stronger than I remember.

  • No!

  • My dog's in there.

  • He's probably freaking out, pooping on himself again.

  • How selfish of me.

  • I forgot the food.

  • I forgot the chili I made for you last night that you

  • didn't even take a bite of.

  • I think this room could use a little color!

  • This is my version of the Sistine Chapel.

  • This is what I like to call my Jackson Pollock masterpiece.

  • No!

  • Come on!

  • Are you kidding me?

  • Yeah!

  • Oh!

  • I am never going camping with you again.

  • That smells terrible!

  • All right, everyone grab something.

  • Let's go set up camp.

  • [PHONE RINGING]

  • Grab that end over there.

  • Yeah, now's a great time.

  • Dude, there's a frog over here.

  • Oh, why are we doing this?

  • Is there really no place to plug in my Xbox?

  • It's way too hot.

  • I have to cook the bacon?

  • Oh.

  • Aw.

  • How am I supposed to cook a hot dog without a microwave?

  • No way I'm going to get any sleep.

  • Can't believe I actually had to pay you to come do this.

  • Fellas, this is going to carve up nicely.

  • Not going to