Name: Academy Anecdotes (School Stories)
Uploaded: 2019-10-23T16:13:21.000Z
Duration: 8 min 23 s
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Why, I'm just studying for a math test tomorrow.

Braxton brother, shouldn't you also be studying for the test?

Well, you see Frederick, due to my high levels of apathy, and the stress of knowing that I'll never be good at math,

I've decided to completely give up and even trying to do good on the test.

Oh? I'm just gonna go watch some YouTube videos.

When will I ever use geometry/trigonometry/calculus (When you're bored)

I think you're only saying that because you're bad at geometry/trigonometry/calculus

Why is everyone so quick to hate on math?

How many essays did you have to write for math class?

One thing I would change about math class, is I think it's dumb that you have to

Do you know how much harder it is to cheat when you have to show your work?

Hey, that's not very nice of you, ProTay! All he did was tweet about math.

When will I ever need to know about the themes and symbolisms in "To Kill A Mockingbird" when I go into "the real world"?

That's right. Never! You don't need to know anything to be in "the real world".

Okay, I think we can all agree that a lot of what school teaches you

isn't that important, and there's definitely more important things schools could be teaching you.

...how to pick a good president. (I wish we did)

But I'm not the one who makes the curriculum

Regardless of how broken your education system is,

I was a good student in school, not counting college,

But hey, now you know how to read old-timey complicated books!

And, no, you'll probably never have to find the area under a curve ever.

I'm gonna be telling you all some of my School Stories.

What do you mean Jaiden already made a video on school stories?

*sigh* I already stole from her like two videos ago! Okay, just... I'll think of something.

I'm gonna be telling you all some of my...

So you know how guys can pee standing up? It's amazing.

Ladies, if you've never peed standing up, then you're missing out!

But there are some rules that apply with having this superpower.

Like, don't go to a urinal right next to another guy, unless it's absolutely necessary.

Then everyone can all agree to keep your eyes and mind straight.

These rules have been taught to us at a very young age. By the time we were in elementary school,

we were all pros at peeing. Except for some of us when we were asleep.

But, that's not important! So at this point in life,

We all should have known what we were doing.

But there's this one kid who I guess no one ever taught him how to pee correctly. This kid, I'm not gonna say

his race because it doesn't matter. But when he went to the bathroom,

he would pull his pants and underwear all the way down to the ground.

Some of the ladies watching this might be thinking:

Ladies, you'll just have to trust me on this,

But that is the most wrong way a person can pee...

The first time I saw the kid doing this was when I was in the urinal right next to him. "PEE FASTER!" screamed the remarkably uncomfortable James.

As us 2 bros were peeing, A 3rd bro walked into the bathroom, saw this kid's.... bottom and just went, "OOH!",

and walked out of the bathroom... I wish I could have done the same.

How do you tell someone: "Hey man, when you pee like that...

everyone can see your butt... so just....

I don't know what happened to that kid, but I think he would agree with me that math is easy.

He was Asian. When I was little I had a very weird sense of humor,

so in the fifth grade, there was this girl I'd known for a long time,

we weren't strangers, or anything and one day I said to her: "you have two big blue zits,

And I pointed at her eyes, I was talking about her eyes, I called her eyes zits, GET IT??!!

And that was the first time I ever got slapped by someone, who wasn't a family member

And yes it was Priscilla, the girl I sat next to in the Cardboard Boat video.

She "claims" that the slap was an accident and that she was just trying to fake slap me to scare me.

But, I think she was just really self-conscience about her  eyes zits.

One time, My 6th grade teacher, (who was the same height as all of us), threw a stapler across the room,

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