You got the plan down, right?

Yep, first one to the door, first one to get a crack of the best candy.

Ok, here we go!

Trick or tre...

Sorry kids, we're all out.

Ah man!

Every Trick or Treat Ever!

Trick or treat, smell my feet.

Deal.

Oh, wait, what?

I will smell those feet!

It's just a rhyme..

Shut up.

You gonna take out those dupe eaters or what?

Wait, let's run!

Run!

- Run! - Yeah, that's right, run, get them all sweaty.

Is that lavender?

Shut up!

Trick or treat!

Oh my gosh, are you Ratatouille?

No, actually, I'm one of the three blind mice, but my two friends bailed on me.

Oh, that's very nice.

Oh, you must be Wendy's?

Uh, no, I'm, Raggedy Anne of Green Gables!

Haha, yo, can we get a Baconater?

God dammit.

Why don't 'ya grill it up, huh Ratatouille?

Oh, god dammit.

Ugh! I hate that your parents are following us!

Trick or treat!

Aren't you a little too old to be Trick or treating?

I'm 14. I'm in my trick-or-treating PRIME.

Trick or treat!

Wow, a little old for this, aren't we?

Maybe this is my last trick-or-treat year...

Trick or treat!

Okay, did you bring any children with you, sir?

Alright, I'm done, you know, I thought fourteen was fine, but I guess fourteen is just too old to trick or treat.

Yeah, and I bet your feet smell terrible.

What?

What?

I don't get scared, cuz' I'm like, eleven now.

Do you wanna try this house?

Nah, doesn't really look like they celebrate it. Let's keep going!

Okay.

Ohh! Why is nobody knocking at my door?

I turned the lights off and everything and made it super spooky...

And everyone just keeps passing by my house!

Oh my god! Why?

Dude, I heard the next block gives out king sized candy.

Trick or treat!

Oh Mmn, here it comes: a hand-full of certified top-shelf candy.

That's a pretty big hand too!

There's gotta be like six or seven fun sizes in that hand!

I'm gonna eat like a king tonight!

Oh wait, no no no no no!

That's okay, you still got four, four is good!

That's like, two full-sized bars!

Wait, no! Where are you going? what are you doing?

No no no no no no no no!

What?

Happy Halloween, boys!

I hope you die!

Aw, so festive!

I'm so upset, my ghost sheet has to have reflective tape on it.

I don't have anything good left.

What you got?

I have a toffee, an unwrapped lollipop, and a plastic spider.

Oh, can I have...

Plastic spider's mine.

I guess I'll just take the unwrapped lollipop then.

How is it?

Fuzzy.

Don't eat that apple, there might be a razor in it!

Okay, if you want a job at this seasonal Halloween store, I need to know a few things about you.

Okay.

Can you work for two months?

Yeah.

Are you kinda apathetic?

I guess.

Have any weird piercings?

Can you really drive home that we don't accept returns, ever?

Whatever.

And we don't really have any other choice, so, you're hired!

Trick-or-Tweet! Follow me on Twitter, please.

Trick or treat!

Hi, what a cute costume!

What are you, Ratatouille in the summer?

Uh, sure.

Wait, is that chocolate, cause I'm allergic to chocolate.

Uh, yeah, but I have some candy without chocolate.

Not so fast, cause are there nuts in there, because I'm allergic to nuts!

Well, I have this fruity candy, would you like that?

Sure, as long as there's not fruit in them!

How about this pencil?

Oh, a pencil would be great!

Happy Halloween!

Every trick or treat ever.

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