♪♪ [ETHERIAL MUSIC]

[FILM ROLLING]

[TWINKLING]

[AUDIO DRONE]

[FILM ROLLING] [SWORD SWINGING]

[WOMAN] Wake up. You're gonna be late.

[ALARM CLOCK RINGING]

[SIGH]

♪♪ [HARP PLAYING] [CRYBABY VO] Wait. What was my dream again?

I remember feeling trapped in rising heat

and there were plastic or cardboard cutouts all around me

and my gums roots were pushing out my teeth

and the voice of a thousand angels said to me,

"It's temporary."

Maybe that should be my mantra as I step into what will inevitably be

the worst years of my life.

Ah yes, off to a world in which girls are to only wear pink dresses

and boys blue pants.

Well, I dyed my uniform and embroidered flowers on the sleeves.

[LAUGHS]

Speaking of, I should probably change into my uniform right now.

Nah, that shit's itchy. It can wait.

[HARP PLAYING]

Oh yea, and in my dream,

you know when the air below me was sucking my teeth out of their sockets,

I noticed that my front two teeth stayed

and the gap between them just kept getting larger and larger.

How's that even possible? I know right?

I wish my Mom wasn't passed out right now and could at least drive me to the bus stop.

Phillipe? What are you doing in there?

Don't scare me like that.

What was that angel's name again?

Was it Willy or Layla?

No, I think it was Lilith.

[BIRDS SINGING]

[KIDS TALKING AND LAUGHING ON THE SCHOOL BUS]

[SIGH]

Feel so sick.

[ANGELITA] I can't believe we have to do this.

Do you think we'll make any friends?

-I hope so, but at least we have each other. -That's true.

[GIRLS LAUGHING]

[BOY] Okay, okay. Stop. Stop.

[KIDS LAUGHING]

Seriously?

What does it say?

Real mature.

[BLUE BOY 1 AND BLUE BOY 2] Aw, sad wittle baby! Go on!

[KELLY] Does the bunny wabbit need some tissues?

[GIRL] I bet she has some in her bra.

[ANGELITA] It's okay, just ignore them. Just plastic assholes.

[BLUE BOY 1 & BLUE BOY 2] Crybaby, wah-wah!

[KIDS] Wah-Wah! Crybaby!

[KIDS] Wah-wah! Wah-wah, wah-wah!

[CRYBABY VO] This is K-12.

♪♪ ["WHEELS ON THE BUS"]

♪ I'm just looking out the window and it's cold outside ♪

♪ There are two boys yelling behind me and I'm terrified ♪

♪ Counting trees as they pass me by ♪

♪ And I'm trying not to look across the aisle ♪

♪ 'Cause Maya's letting Dan put his hand ♪

♪ Up her skirt and she's got her hand down his pants ♪

♪ I know the driver sees it ♪

♪ I know he's peeking ♪

♪ In the rear view mirror ♪

♪ He says nothing ♪

♪ Trying to ignore it ♪

♪ It's fucking boring, I'm quietly observing ♪

♪ I'm saying nothing ♪

♪ No one's watching us ♪

♪ Don't give a fuck ♪

♪ Wheels on the bus ♪

♪ I'm holding it down ♪

♪ Up in the front ♪

♪ Wheels on the bus ♪

♪ Oooh, oooh, oooh ♪

♪ Wheels on the bus ♪

♪ Now I'mma light it up and pass it ♪

♪ Puff, puff and pass it ♪

♪ Don't be a dick and babysit c'mon just pass it over here ♪

♪ Counting cars as they pass me by ♪

♪ And I'm trying not to look a row behind me ♪

♪ 'Cause Jason's got his ass on the glass ♪

♪ And I hate him, driver hit a bump fast ♪

♪ I know the driver sees it ♪

♪ I know he's peeking ♪

♪ In the rear view mirror ♪

♪ He says nothing ♪

♪ Trying to ignore it ♪

♪ It's fucking boring, I'm quietly observing ♪

♪ I'm saying nothing ♪

♪ No one's watching us ♪

♪ Don't give a fuck ♪

♪ Wheels on the bus ♪

♪ I'm holding it down ♪

♪ Up in the front ♪

♪ Wheels on the bus ♪

♪ Oooh, oooh, oooh ♪

♪ Wheels on the bus ♪

[HORN HONKING]

♪ Oooh, oooh, oooh ♪

♪ Wheels on the, on the bus ♪

♪ Oooh, ahh oooh, ooh ♪

♪ Wheels on the bus ♪

♪ No one's watching us ♪

♪ Don't give a fuck ♪

♪ Wheels on the bus ♪

[HORN HONKING] ♪ I'm holding it down up in the front ♪

♪ Wheels on the bus ♪

♪ Oooh, wheels on the bus ♪

♪ Oooh, wheels on the bus, ooh ♪

♪ Wheels on the bus ♪

♪♪

[SCREAMING]

[TIRES SCREECH]

[CAR CRASH INTO WATER]

♪♪ [SOMBER MUSIC]

[ANGELITA] C'mon! Get up! What are you doing?

[SCARED MUMBLING]

[KIDS] Ahhhhh...

[STRING MUSIC]

[HARP MUSIC]

[WIND]

We should hang here more often.

It's so much better up here.

[BOY] This isn't real... this isn't real...

-Should we land this thing? -Mmmm neh.

[BOY] I'm gonna jump out this window!

[HARP MUSIC]

[SCREAMS]

[WIND]

[BELL CHIMING]

I don't know why people are so scared of death.

I agree. It's just another part of life.

You start in the womb and you end in the tomb.

Wait a second. Where is everybody?

I don't know if it's because it's cold in here,

but I'm getting kind of a creepy chill down my back.

-I love it! -I love it! [STARTLING MUSIC]

-What even was that? -Scary.

-[SIGH] What's the room number again? -222.

-[CRYBABY] 221. -[ANGELITA] 223.

[CRYBABY AND ANGELITA] 222.

[DOOR KNOB TURNING AND OPENING]

[MS.DAPHNE] Class, would you like to inform

Crybaby and Angelita of what rule they did not follow today?

[WHOLE CLASS] When the bell rings, you must be in your assigned seat.

What are ya deaf? Sit your asses down!

[CRYBABY AND ANGELITA] Sorry Ms. Daphne.

[LOUDSEAKER NOTIFICATION BEEPS]

[LOUDSPEAKER] All must stand for the pledge of allegiance.

All rise!

[MS. DAPHNE] Henry! On your feet!

[LOUDSPEAKER AND STUDENTS] I pledge allegiance to the flag

[LOUDSPEAKER AND STUDENTS] of the United States of America and to the Republic

-[CLASS] for which it stands. -[MS. DAPHNE] I'm being generous with you, boy.

-[LOUDSPEAKER AND STUDENTS] One nation under God -Last chance to stand

-[LOUDSPEAKER AND STUDENTS] indivisible -and show some respect.

[LOUDSPEAKER AND STUDENTS] with liberty and justice for all.

You hear that? Liberty and justice for all?

That's bullshit.

[BELL DINGS]

[DOOR OPENS]

-[MAN] Grab the boy. -[MAN] Get this one.

-[MAN] Quiet! -[HENRY] Get off me! I didn't do anything!

-[MAN] Take him to holding. -[MAN] Put him in the back. This is what you get.

[DOOR SLAMS SHUT]

♪♪ ["CLASS FIGHT"]

♪ It was the middle of class and the teacher wasn't looking ♪

♪ Kelly had a fat ass and trouble was cooking ♪

♪ She had a boy wrapped around her finger tight ♪

♪ I fell in love with him but he wasn't in my life ♪

♪ The teacher gave me notes to go out and give Kelly ♪

♪ She was kissing Brendan, I got jelly ♪

♪ I wanted to be in her shoes for one day ♪