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  • While her husband has struggled

  • to get his approval rating over 40%,

  • Melania has consistently remained

  • the country's most popular Trump.

  • And personally, I love her, too,

  • because we have so much in common.

  • We're both immigrants.

  • Neither of us would be here if it weren't for Donald Trump.

  • And I'm just gonna put it out there.

  • We're both style icons. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

  • That's right, Melania. This bish stole your look.

  • (laughter, applause)

  • Now...

  • Now the reason I've been thinking

  • about Melania lately is because,

  • in the wake of Trump's recent immigration crackdown,

  • I've started to notice something

  • that's got me really concerned.

  • I think Donald Trump is trying to deport... Melania.

  • (laughter)

  • No. And you might be asking,

  • "Why would he want to deport his wife?"

  • I don't know. I don't know.

  • But things haven't exactly been perfect between them.

  • First of all, it's no secret

  • that Melania barely spends any time at the White House.

  • Secondly, when he tried to hold her hand in public,

  • she tried to slap it away

  • like a Slovenian Dikembe Mutombo.

  • You remember that. And who knows.

  • It may have even created some tension between them

  • when Trump allegedly banged a porn star

  • and paid her to be quiet,

  • and then, the whole country found out about it.

  • Anyway, you know, normal relationship issues.

  • And I know it sounds crazy.

  • Donald Trump wants to deport his wife?

  • But... but if you look

  • at all of Trump's immigration policies, right,

  • a lot of people think that he just hate immigrants,

  • but when you put them all together,

  • you start to notice a pattern.

  • All of his policies seem to be aimed at his wife.

  • (laughter)

  • For example, one of the immigration issues

  • Trump complains about most is people

  • who come to the United States the wrong way

  • and work in the country illegally.

  • And everyone always assumes that because he's racist,

  • he's talking about Mexicans.

  • But I don't think it's a coincidence

  • that that same complaint could apply to his very own wife.

  • WOMAN: New questions about Melania Trump's

  • immigration status when she first came to the U.S.

  • The Associated Press reporting

  • she didn't have the proper visa for her modeling work.

  • I came here on visa.

  • I flew to Slovenia every few months

  • to stamp it and came back.

  • WOMAN: Trump insists she got her visa stamped every few months.

  • If that's accurate, it would mean she had a type of visa,

  • possibly a tourist visa,

  • that needs to be updated periodically.

  • But that type of visa does not allow

  • working in the United States.

  • MAN: When this controversy first bubbled up,

  • the Trump campaign promised

  • that Melania would have a press conference to clear it all up.

  • WOMAN: That press conference never happened.

  • That's right. Melania's staff promised

  • that she would hold a press conference

  • to clear up her questionable immigration history,

  • and then it never happened.

  • Now, to be fair, it's only been three years

  • since that promise was made, okay?

  • And you guys don't even know how hard it is

  • to throw together a press conference in three years.

  • Like, you-you have to get a podium,

  • and-and, like, that's pretty much it.

  • -But still... but still... -(laughter)

  • it seems a little convenient...

  • that Trump would bring up the whole "legal work" thing

  • when he knows his own wife has a shady visa history.

  • And clearly, when that failed,

  • Donald tried to switch things up,

  • because then he started complaining about how,

  • (like Trump): lots of foreigners are taking advantage

  • of America's immigration system...

  • (normal voice): by claiming that they were special

  • when in fact they were not.

  • Now, again, people assume Trump was talking

  • about Indian computer programmers in Silicon Valley,

  • but if you follow the clues,

  • you'll realize this guy was actually slamming his wife. 00:03:31.477 --> 00:03:33.846 line:0% The Washington Post reports that questions linger 00:03:33.879 --> 00:03:37.750 line:0% about how Melania Trump scored the so-called "Einstein visa" 00:03:37.783 --> 00:03:40.586 line:0% to enter the United States when she was a model. 00:03:40.619 --> 00:03:42.922 line:0% In 2001, she was granted a green card 00:03:42.955 --> 00:03:45.691 line:0% in the elite EB1 program. 00:03:45.724 --> 00:03:48.127 line:0% It's designed for academic researchers 00:03:48.160 --> 00:03:50.930 line:0% or people in other fields such as Olympic athletes 00:03:50.963 --> 00:03:53.132 line:0% and Oscar-winning actors. 00:03:53.165 --> 00:03:54.734 line:0% NEWSWOMAN: ...granted to people who demonstrate 00:03:54.767 --> 00:03:57.403 line:0% sustained national and international acclaim, 00:03:57.436 --> 00:03:59.672 line:0% and it's usually in the fields of arts, 00:03:59.705 --> 00:04:01.941 line:0% business or in academic research. 00:04:01.974 --> 00:04:05.811 line:0% Now, only 3,376 EB1 green cards 00:04:05.844 --> 00:04:07.413 line:0% were issued that year. 00:04:07.446 --> 00:04:10.583 line:0% Five went to people from Slovenia.

  • Yeah, that's right. Melania got a green card

  • through the Einstein Visa Program,

  • which seems strange-- although I guess if you spend enough time

  • standing next to Donald, anyone starts to look like Einstein.

  • Well, almost anyone.

  • -And you know... -(laughter)

  • you know, guys...

  • the more you look at it, the more it seems

  • like Donald Trump is trying to deport his wife.

  • Because who can forget

  • one of his biggest anti-immigration crusades--

  • (like Trump): chain migration. 00:04:39.645 --> 00:04:42.181 line:0% NEWSMAN: The president wants to reform the visa lottery system 00:04:42.214 --> 00:04:44.950 line:0% and end so-called chain migration. 00:04:44.983 --> 00:04:46.852 line:0% Then you have chain migration. 00:04:46.885 --> 00:04:49.155 line:0% -(jeering) -Chain migration. 00:04:49.188 --> 00:04:50.890 line:0% Chain migration-- you come in, 00:04:50.923 --> 00:04:53.492 line:0% and you bring your whole damn family... 00:04:53.525 --> 00:04:56.462 line:0% A guy comes in, and then you have to bring... 00:04:56.495 --> 00:04:59.598 line:0% his aunt, his uncle, his father, his grandfather, 00:04:59.631 --> 00:05:01.233 line:0% his grandparents. 00:05:01.266 --> 00:05:03.769 line:0% A single immigrant can bring in 00:05:03.802 --> 00:05:05.938 line:0% virtually unlimited numbers 00:05:05.971 --> 00:05:08.341 line:0% of distant relatives.

  • Yes, one of the things Donald Trump hates most

  • about America's immigration policy

  • is that immigrants' families can come live with them in the U.S.

  • Now, even though Donald Trump says that,

  • I want my family back home watching the show

  • to know that this is not true, okay?

  • You cannot bring unlimited relatives to America.

  • -(whooping, applause) -Do you guys hear me?

  • (speaks foreign language)

  • In fact...

  • the law even says that you guys can't crash on my couch,

  • and I'm actually not even in town that weekend.

  • That's what the law says... Uncle Mongmong.

  • Now, it was really slick for Trump

  • to make it seem like this thing was about...

  • (like Trump): uncles and aunts and cousins,

  • (normal voice): but clearly, there was someone

  • that he was actually aiming at all along. 00:05:53.118 --> 00:05:54.553 line:0% NEWSWOMAN: President Trump's in-laws 00:05:54.586 --> 00:05:57.089 line:0% slipping in and out of a Manhattan federal building 00:05:57.122 --> 00:05:59.725 line:0% where they took the oath of U.S. citizenship. 00:05:59.758 --> 00:06:02.661 line:0% Sources tell ABC News that First Lady Melania Trump 00:06:02.694 --> 00:06:04.997 line:0% sponsored her Slovenian-born parents, 00:06:05.030 --> 00:06:06.999 line:0% Viktor and Amalija Knavs, 00:06:07.032 --> 00:06:09.068 line:0% taking advantage of the same policy 00:06:09.101 --> 00:06:12.271 line:0% President Trump has denigrated as "chain migration" 00:06:12.304 --> 00:06:13.806 line:0% and vowed to end.

  • That's right. Melania Trump helped her parents

  • chain-migrate to the U.S.

  • So that's what Donald Trump was trying to stop.

  • He was trying to... trying to turn his in-laws into outlaws.

  • -(laughter) -Yeah.

  • Which is super hard-core.

  • And as if this wasn't enough evidence

  • that Donald Trump is trying to deport his wife,

  • then how do you explain the new policy

  • his administration announced this week? Huh?

  • They came out saying that immigrants

  • who receive assistance from the government

  • may not be allowed to stay in the United States.

  • Well, guess who lives in a free house

  • provided by the United States?

  • -(laughter) -Melania mother-(bleep) Trump!

  • -(cheering) -Donald...

  • I see what you're doing, Donald.

  • I see what you're doing, and I'm not gonna let it happen.

  • In fact, we're not gonna let this thing happen.

  • (cheering)

  • Daily Show fans, join me now. 00:07:00.786 --> 00:07:02.388 line:0% Help me get the word out by tweeting 00:07:02.421 --> 00:07:05.791 line:0% #dontdeportmelania. 00:07:05.824 --> 00:07:08.761 line:0% Because if this great immigrant is forced to leave this country, 00:07:08.794 --> 00:07:12.298 line:0% then the United States can never truly be best.

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