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  • [jazz music starts playing]

  • ♪ ♪

  • [clears throat]

  • - OH, HONEY, I AM TIRED.

  • I AM GOING TO BED.

  • GOOD NIGHT.

  • - UH, WELL...

  • [laughs]

  • - IS EVERYTHING OKAY?

  • - WELL, THAT'S, UH--

  • IT'S--IT'S JUST THAT I WAS HOPING THAT--

  • WELL, THAT WE COULD--

  • AND I-I WANNA MAKE THIS CLEAR.

  • I-I-I WANNA BE STRAIGHTFORWARD.

  • I WANT TO HAVE A--

  • - OKAY. UH, LUTHER?

  • ARE YOU AVAILABLE TO TRANSLATE?

  • - YES, MA'AM.

  • [clears throat]

  • - I REALLY WAS HOPING WE COULD SPEND SOME TIME TOGETHER.

  • - WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME WE HAD SEX, WOMAN?

  • REELECTION NIGHT?

  • WHAT DOES A BROTHER NOT NAMED "BILL CLINTON"

  • HAVE TO DO TO GET SOME [bleep] IN THIS HOUSE?

  • - WELL, YOU HAVE BEEN VERY BUSY LATELY.

  • - MM-HMM. MM-HMM.

  • YOU KNOW WHAT?

  • IF I COULD J--CAN WE GET YOUR TRANSLATOR?

  • - OH, YES, CERTAINLY. UH, CATENDRA?

  • - YEAH, HONEY?

  • - COULD YOU PLEASE TRANSLATE

  • "WELL, YOU HAVE BEEN VERY BUSY LATELY."

  • - SURE. - HM.

  • - MY [bleep] AIN'T ONE OF YOUR LIMOUSINES

  • THAT YOU CAN JUMP IN AND OUT OF

  • WHENEVER YOU FEEL LIKE.

  • I DON'T SEE YOU ALL DAY,

  • THEN YOU WANT A BOOTY CALL?

  • I NEED AN EMOTIONAL CONNECTION, [bleep].

  • - THOUGHT THIS WAS ROMANTIC.

  • - I'M [bleep]IN' TRYIN', BITCH!

  • CAN'T YOU SEE?

  • I'M PLAYIN' THE ROMANTIC MUSIC.

  • I GOT THE PINOT IN THE GLASSES.

  • WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT FROM ME?

  • AN ENGRAVED INVITATION FROM MY NUTS?

  • - MAYBE WE SHOULD MAKE A DATE.

  • - WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO,

  • JUMP OUT OF MY CLOTHES EVERY TIME

  • LITTLE BARRY STANDS AT ATTENTION?

  • YOU AIN'T MY COMMANDER-IN-CHIEF, MOTHER-[bleep],

  • AND MY VAGINA AIN'T SOME CAVE IN THE MIDDLE EAST

  • YOU CAN FLY YOUR HEAT-SEEKING MISSILE INTO

  • WHENEVER YOU FEEL LIKE IT.

  • - WELL, I-I DIDN'T MEAN TO CALL YOU,

  • BUT I-I HAD MEETINGS ALL DAY LONG.

  • - I'M DEALIN' WITH THESE MOTHER-[bleep] REPUBLICANS

  • HEARIN' "NO, NO, NO" ALL DAY LONG.

  • THEN I COME HOME, AND YOU AIN'T GONNA LET ME

  • GET MY JAM ON UP IN HERE?

  • - WELL, YOU KNOW, I HAVE HAD A BUSY DAY TOO.

  • - YOU ACT LIKE I AIN'T GOT NOTHIN' ELSE TO DO, [bleep].

  • I GOT THESE OBESE MOTHER-[bleep]

  • ON MY ASS 24/7.

  • WHAT'S MORE IMPORTANT-- YOU GETTIN' YOUR WICK DIPPED

  • OR SOME EIGHT-YEAR-OLD FAT-ASS COLLAPSIN' IN HIS BUNK BED?

  • - OKAY.

  • - YOU SEEM TO BE FORGETTIN' JOB NUMBER ONE.

  • YOU ARE MY SECRETARY OF [bleep], BITCH!

  • GET TO WORK!

  • - YOU. [chuckles]

  • [groaning and moaning]

  • - LUTHER? CATENDRA?

  • - OH, YES, YES, SIR.

  • - WE'LL--WE'LL TAKE IT FROM HERE.

  • - ABSOLUTELY--YES, SIR. - YES, MA'AM.

  • - GOOD NIGHT. GOOD NIGHT.

  • - [laughs]

  • [chuckles]

  • - COME HERE. - OH, THIS FEELS GOOD.

  • - UM, MOM? DAD?

  • I KNOW YOU ALREADY SAID THAT I CAN'T GO,

  • BUT CAN I PLEASE GO TO THE PARTY TONIGHT?

  • - MALIA, USE YOUR TRANSLATOR.

  • - IF YOU DON'T LET ME GO TO THIS PARTY,

  • I WILL GET A TATTOO

  • ON MY FACE.

  • - HAVE FUN. - YEAH.

[jazz music starts playing]

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