Subtitles section Play video Print subtitles Oh, honey, I am tired. I am going to bed. Good night. Uh, well... Is everything okay? Well, It's uh... It's—it's just that I was hoping that... Well, that we could... And I-I wanna make this clear. I-I-I wanna be straightforward. I want to have a... Okay. Uh, Luther? Are you available to translate? Yes, ma'am. I really was hoping we could spend some time together. When was the last time we had sex, woman? Re-election night? What does a brother not named "Bill Clinton" have to do to get some [bleep] in this house? Well, you have been very busy lately. You know what? If I could ju—can we get your translator? - Oh, yes, certainly. Uh, Catendra? Yeah, honey? Could you please translate: "Well, you have been very busy lately." Sure. My [bleep] ain't one of your limousines that you can jump in and out of whenever you feel like. I don't see you all day, then you want a booty call? I need an emotional connection, [bleep]. Thought this was, uh, romantic. I'm [bleep]in' tryin', bitch! Can't you see? I'm playin' the romantic music, I got the pinot in the glasses.... What more do you want from me? An engraved invitation from my nuts? Maybe we should make a date. What am I supposed to do? Jump out of my clothes every time Little Barry stands at attention? You ain't my commander-in-chief, mother-[bleep], and my vagina ain't some cave in the Middle East you can fly your heat-seeking missile into whenever you feel like it. Well, I... I didn't mean to call you, but I-I had meetings all day long. I'm dealing with these mother-[bleep] Republicans, hearing "No, no, no" all day long. Then I come home, and you ain't gonna let me get my jam on up in here? Well, you know, I have had a busy day too. You act like I ain't got nothing else to do, [bleep]. I got these obese mother-[bleep] on my ass 24/7. What's more important—you getting your wick dipped, or some eight-year-old fat-ass collapsing in his bunk bed? Okay. You seem to be forgetting job number one. You are my secretary of [bleep], bitch! Get to work! You. Luther? Catendra? Oh, yes, yes, sir. We'll—we'll take it from here. Absolutely—yes, sir. - Yes, ma'am. Thank you. - Good night. Good night, ma'am. Come here. Oh, this feels good. Um, mom? Dad? I know you already said that I can't go, but can I please go to the party tonight? Malia, use your translator. If you don't let me go to this party, I will get a tattoo on my face. Have fun. [IN A WORLD...] I'm here with Ozamataz Buckshank, the rookie of the Sandford University. [WHERE COMEDY IS KING...] That's the one... Welcome to... Cunnilingus Class! [NO HERO IS SACRED...] And the racist-ass Mel Gibsons. - I know, I know. Pretty much, Stimpy. Now hold on a second! Mr. T!? WHO? (Who was slapping around your little homey?) [WATCH KEY & PEELE NEXT WEEK] [CATCH ALL THAT?] Oh, god damn! Forget about the telephone. I need to speak from my heart. Shut the f*ck up! But folks, I'm sorry, gonna get everybody tonight. I'm gonna get... nobody is safe. Who is next? Do me! YO. Racist-ass Mel Gibson is still kind of my sh*t.
B1 bleep ain good night luther day long busy Key & Peele: Obama Shutdown 17653 742 Halu Hsieh posted on 2022/03/08 More Share Save Report Video vocabulary