Name: Cutting Out Holidays
Uploaded: 2019-07-30T04:24:53.000Z
Duration: 3 min 36 s
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Presiding at the bench are New Year's, Valentine's, Easter, Halloween, Thanksgiving, and chief justice Christmas.

As you know, the yearly calendar has become bloated with holidays.

We are gathered to hear the pleas of all minor holidays to determine if they will be allowed to stay.

First on the list, we shall hear from the daylight saving twins.

I say we keep her and sentence spring forward to death.

If you get rid of her, you'll have to get rid of me, too.

We want the record to show that we formally declare you stupid.

I filed a restraining order; you have to stay at least one day away from me.

You need to stay in your designated place on the calendar.

We can't have two starts to the year. It's confusing!

All right, All right! I've heard enough. You may stay.

Okay, we haven't cut anyone from the list; who else is coming in today?

People need a special day to pretend that they're Irish.

People need a special day to pretend that they're Mexican, too.

People need a special day to pretend that they voted!

Oh, if we lose him, do we lose the Bill Murray movie as well?

There's more to a holiday than just getting the day off.

Let us just review the minutes and then make an informed decision.

Comment below on how Christmas is your favorite holiday.

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Cutting Out Holidays

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