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  • MORNING GAMERS! It's Minecraft time. (giggles)

  • Every day is Minecraft day YAY

  • I was literally gonna put a record another game

  • And then I was like ''I just wanna play Minecraft", isn't that right Sven?

  • Oh my god yes Of course! Of course!

  • Sven! Get off the melons, you crazy.

  • Look at the glorious IKEA tower, it's a glorious new day

  • What are we going to do today Sven? Don't go in the boat. I swear to god.

  • Everyone keeps saying how rare these are

  • I'm like, "I don't know what you're talking about"

  • People are saying one of these is Jorgen - that's impossible!

  • Don't you dare say that

  • Sven - what - I literally just

  • Okay, if there's one - Sven please get out of the boat

  • Alright. If there's one thing I feel like we haven't done, it's the nether

  • Okay? I feel like we have not found a single freaking thing in the nether.

  • What's up with that?

  • Imma make my - you know what? I'll make two pickaxes. That's right, I'm crazy

  • And now we can enchant them because I have epic bookcases.

  • Requires level 30...( Subtitle by *I am HeRe *in description at bottom)

  • WH-A-WHAAT????

  • How do I get efficiency four? (You never played Tuber simulator?)

  • (gasps)

  • Level 17?

  • Alright, I'm gonna level up to level 17

  • Be right back

  • [Sven Whimpers] Sveeen!!??

  • Are you okay??

  • Sit

  • Okay, we're level 17

  • Listen,

  • I may be a Minecraft veteran,

  • But, I don't know all these new hibibajibers

  • You know what I'm saying?

  • 17-Efficiency 3

  • My God

  • It's going to be the most powerful pickax ever picked

  • (Laughs)

  • Look. Look

  • I got a- I got an iron shovel efficiency 3

  • And it blew my mind

  • Let me show you

  • I was mining out this sand, right?

  • Normal... Okay, pretty bad

  • And then you whip out your level 3

  • And you're just like,

  • Whaaaaa??!!!! (Pewd's mind is blown)

  • It's so fast!

  • Look at it! It's so fast!

  • ??? (So mindblown, can't even form words)

  • Can you imagine level four??

  • Can you imagine level four????

  • Oh, my gosh

  • (high pitched) Look at it! Look at it!!

  • It's freaking-

  • ??? (still mindblown)

  • -My gawd- It's freaking destroying everything

  • (normal voice) Can you imagine level four???

  • (deep breath)

  • Alright

  • We're gonna explore the nether,

  • and we're gonna find epic loot.

  • Isn't that right?

  • You can't come to my house

  • No you can't

  • Okay fine, you can come

  • (Ghast moans in background)

  • nevermind

  • OK, fine, you - alright

  • Just don't fall down (ghast moans again)

  • (pigman snorts)

  • Just don't fall down. That would be really bad if you fall down

  • Just don't-

  • Just don't fall down

  • (ghast moans)

  • Just-

  • (Ghast shoots)

  • AHHHH

  • (small explosion)

  • (ghast moans)

  • You're crazayyy!!

  • Just don't fall down

  • Ju-Careful so you don't fall down

  • Oh- Damnit

  • (laughs) [We know Pewds is cruel]

  • Careful so you don't fall down, pig

  • Oh gawd no

  • oh gawd

  • no

  • oh gawd

  • nooooooo!!!

  • Rest in pork-chops

  • Good joke Felix

  • Alright, I know you can find cool stuff

  • I KNOW you can find cool stuff

  • I WILL find cool stuff

  • Oh, Sh-freaky

  • We haven't tried our pickax level 3

  • Alright, let's try it gamers

  • Nothing can stop a man when he's got a pickaxe level 3

  • EVERYONE knows that

  • Oh my gawd

  • Oh my gawd! Don't fall!

  • (laughs about earlier)

  • It's time that we dig south

  • Whoah!

  • Enderman in Nether!

  • Kill kill kill time

  • Hey, Ender!

  • Listen...

  • Nothing personal

  • But you have to-erghuh

  • Oh

  • Don't hit me. Swedish

  • By the power of gawd and IKEA on my side

  • oh gawd, he's got that skill

  • Watch this

  • *hunh*

  • Crit- attack

  • Crit- attack

  • Crit- attack

  • What are you gonna do?

  • You're not even gonna fight me?

  • Coward

  • You're a coward

  • No Nether

  • Alright

  • You can stop, you can stop, you can stop

  • Just stop

  • (quiets down)

  • Alright, lets go sic him out

  • Watch this, gamers

  • Watch this

  • (rapidly breaks blocks)

  • WOAHHH!!!

  • WOA-hahahaha

  • (laughs in delight)

  • Gaawwd Daaamn Boiii

  • LEVEL 3!!

  • (serious) Dude, can you imagine level 4??

  • Ow

  • Alright, we're gonna level up to level four

  • It's gonna be epic

  • Alright, let's just dig this way

  • (R2-D2?)

  • (Chewbacca?)

  • Woah!

  • Oh my- I don't have to do this

  • It's just so cool

  • Oh gawd, it's burning out really fast

  • Aw

  • That sucks

  • I can repair it!

  • It's fine

  • heh, I'm just kidding

  • okay

  • But yeah, we're gonna just like,

  • out here, we're digging

  • we're having a good time

  • it's the nether

  • So, I need to find these Blaze guys

  • The snoop-doggy-dogs

  • Because uh...

  • I need like, fire rod from them or something?

  • I have not seen a single one

  • Damn, that's a lot of lava

  • I have literally not seen a single one

  • What's happening Mr. Piggy?

  • These are really good for leveling up

  • And I'm saving them up because I want to build a special structure later

  • Foreshadowing ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ (fades)

  • What is he going to build, Felix?

  • I don't know, I'm not going to say

  • I'm not going to say

  • I'll whisper it to piggy

  • [pig] (grunts, wow, great idea Felix)

  • Gawd, I wish Sven could be here

  • He could, like, attack the pigs

  • It could be a good time

  • We could all, just, like, hang out

  • That's just what I think

  • [bored Felix] There's too many of them

  • I can't be bothered to get all of them

  • Gosh

  • [Determined Felix] But,

  • They're eveywhere, and I need the XP

  • Level 30 Felix, think about level...

  • Think about level 3 Diamond Pickax

  • Oh my good-

  • Ahh, ahh, ahhh!!

  • Jeebaleeba

  • Jeebaleeba

  • First rule of Minecraft, Felix

  • Never forget it

  • It's just - It's too strong

  • My pickax is too strong

  • I can't help it

  • What??

  • WHAAT???

  • What is this?

  • Pigs,

  • Explain this.

  • Is this your house?

  • What is this?

  • Woah, woah, woah, woah

  • (Gasps)

  • Woah, it comes to-

  • Woah!!

  • Woah!!

  • What is that??!!

  • ??? [Confused]

  • Wow, it's like a fortress

  • Can I..?

  • Oh, I can mine it

  • Alright

  • Alright gamers

  • We finally found something

  • But, what is this... thing?

  • It looks like an evil fortress

  • Oh, new recipe

  • What is this?

  • Nether Bricks

  • That's what I poop out everyday (gross, Felix)

  • Alright, I need more brightness

  • I can't freaking see anything in here

  • It's just so dark in the Nether

  • Maybe I can turn down my lights a little

  • Little better

  • Okay gamers

  • Woah

  • What's that?

  • Let's not get lost

  • Because if we get lost,

  • Jorgen and Sven is gonna be super sad

  • Looks like a bridge

  • Is that it?

  • A bridge?

  • (gasps) Oh gawd

  • It's a bridge

  • (Small chuckle)

  • Anything but a bridge

  • Damn

  • I finally...

  • Oh-it-it-of course

  • It's- it goes to nothing

  • Cool

  • Good bridge

  • Good joke, guys

  • Thanks much

  • Thanks a notch

  • (Small voice) Felix, "notch" doesn't work in the-

  • Shhtthhfffkkk

  • (normal voice) It was his idea

  • Is there something up there?

  • There's definitely something up there

  • It's got all kinds of colors and stuff

  • Piggy,

  • what is that?

  • {Piggy grunts}

  • I wasn't actually speaking

  • Alright, is there some-

  • Woah (X9)

  • I think we're entering something here

  • Alright, so...

  • I got this tip from this guy who made a YouTube Video

  • And he said it was called

  • "Tips For PewDiePie"

  • And he said,

  • "Place the Torches on one side when you enter

  • So you know which way is out"

  • And I'm like,

  • "Oh my gawd

  • I can't believe I never thought of that"

  • Gamers helping gamers

  • (whispers) Woah

  • What is this?

  • It's a lava pool

  • I can drink from it?

  • (gasps)

  • What is this?

  • Oh my gawd

  • Ah!

  • Sorry

  • Ahh!

  • What is that?

  • Ahh!!

  • There's the Blaze guys

  • I need to kill him

  • Okay, careful, Felix

  • Careful, careful

  • Don't get ahead of yourself

  • Think about...

  • I need these for potion brewing I think

  • Give me

  • Potion brewing

  • I'm gonna make potions

  • Oh, they grow on Soulsand

  • Why did no one tell me?

  • Ok. Let's kill him

  • I have my milk

  • I have my milk. I'm ready

  • (battle cry)

  • Woah

  • They fly-OW

  • Gawd, they shootadoota

  • Oh my gawd that's a freaking giant-

  • ???

  • -I'm out!!

  • I'm out [coward]

  • I'm out

  • I'm Minecraft out

  • Fight me coward!

  • Ow Gawd I'm cursed

  • What does that do? What does that do?

  • What does that do?

  • I don't know what that do

  • I do-...

  • I'm dying?

  • I think?

  • Oh gawd

  • Jeelaleeba

  • It scares me

  • Cuz I don't know what I'm scared of

  • You know what I mean?

  • Alright, we're fine

  • We killed Bone Dude

  • What did he drop? Coal?

  • What is he a...

  • Miner?

  • (pff)

  • Loser

  • Alright. Blaze Guy

  • Blaze Guy, I got some "Blazing" to do

  • Where is he?

  • I need your rod

  • That sounds...so wrong (Yes it did Pewds)

  • Woah (X3)

  • Blaze Guy

  • Come here

  • Fight me coward

  • Wait, do I have arrows?

  • I have arrows

  • Do I have a bow?

  • Of course not

  • Why would I carry a bow?

  • Dumb

  • Alright, fine

  • Felix, don't forget about

  • your little trick about the

  • Okay

  • Alright

  • Cool

  • Alright

  • We'll do this

  • We'll do this

  • This goes

  • Oh, there he is!

  • He was close!

  • Hey, schmuck

  • I'll fight you to the DEATH!

  • Got him (X3)

  • Did we get it?

  • Did he drop it?

  • DAMNIT!

  • Did he not drop it? Seriously?

  • It's gonna be ok, Felix. Just focus on the goal

  • What is the goal again?

  • I don't know

  • I don't know

  • Nether Bricks

  • Lam-oh gawd!

  • OK

  • Come here and fight me

  • Coward

  • Alright, can I get over that?

  • I can

  • What the..?

  • Alright,

  • I wish you didn't do that

  • Coward!

  • You're a coward!

  • And a scoundrel

  • Nom (X7)

  • Did he drop it?

  • Did he drop it??

  • DAMNIT!!

  • I need it

  • So I can make potions

  • So I can make awesomeness

  • So I can make awesome-sauce

  • Isn't that right?

  • Tobuscus fans?

  • Oh, what's over there?

  • There's a spawner there

  • It's a spawner!

  • I found a spawner!

  • Hey, Pig!

  • Look at the spawner for me

  • I will remember where it is

  • Alright, let's get the mushroom

  • let's get the mushrooms

  • I don't need a shovel to get them

  • ok cool

  • More mushroom

  • We're gonna make potions

  • We're gonna slurp them

  • And we're gonna...

  • we're just gonna slurp

  • Slurp Gang

  • Smash like - (gasps)

  • ffkknn chest!?

  • Oh my gawd, what can we find?

  • Diamonds?

  • Wooow!!! (correct)

  • What?? (You never played Tuber Simulator?)

  • More diamonds?

  • Where's the-

  • Alright, I'll take them

  • Alright, let's ditch all this stuff

  • Oh my gawd, they're gonna get so pissed off

  • When they realize

  • I took their stuff XD

  • Alright

  • ok-(gasps)

  • Another one??!!!

  • What is this, birthday time?

  • This Nether is the best

  • No one told me

  • Why did no one literally tell me about the Nether?

  • Here I am,

  • Minding...

  • Ahhh!

  • Fight them like a man, Felix

  • (high pitched) AHHHHHHHHH

  • Go-oh gawd

  • It's- ???

  • More than I bargained for

  • That's more than I bargained for

  • Jump attack!

  • Jump attack!

  • Jump attack!

  • So what does he do?

  • it makes my heart black

  • so I can't really see my health

  • Alright, come here cowards

  • Alright, we'll-we'll spawn the skeleton

  • well, I mean, we're..

  • whatever it's called

  • I forgot

  • Listen, I'm a veteran

  • I get veteran

  • Jump attack!

  • Jump attack!

  • Jump attack!

  • Eat-

  • Alrighty Blazers

  • Whaddup Blazers?

  • ???- is here

  • Whaddup Blazers?

  • Go back to Russia!!

  • Cowards!

  • Gottem!

  • Shyes!!

  • Yes, it dropped!

  • YES!!

  • We're gonna blaze it

  • Whaddup Blazers?

  • What is this?

  • just a wall?

  • You just put walls in your house?

  • Dum

  • Dummy Dum

  • I got a stomach ache I'm so stressed

  • Oh gawd, come on

  • ok

  • There was the spawner

  • Somewhere

  • *sighs* Okay, so...

  • which way is the way out?

  • ok so, let's do it like-

  • ok, I came up with new system

  • Double door means

  • The way out

  • ok?

  • Double door's the way out

  • Got it gamers

  • I'm a little low on food

  • I'm a little scared

  • But this is epic

  • Alright, we'll close up

  • We'll close up the places that we-

  • uh, has a dead end

  • Cuz this is a waste of time, notch

  • Gee, thanks for nothing, notch

  • Gawd

  • Here I was,

  • thinking,

  • Notch,

  • was a gamer.

  • And then this happens.

  • Wasted my gawddamn time Notch

  • There's a...

  • terrace?

  • That's beautiful.

  • Ok...That looks very dangerous

  • Alright, this is where we came from

  • Uh...

  • Oh, I don't like these guys

  • Hiya!

  • You can't hit me, I'm Swedish

  • Eat-

  • No! What did I say?

  • First rule of Minecraft

  • You broke it

  • Ok

  • We're going deep-Oh gawd

  • oh There are a lot of lot of gamers here...

  • Go back to Sweden

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