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MORNING GAMERS! It's Minecraft time. (giggles)
Every day is Minecraft day YAY
I was literally gonna put a record another game
And then I was like ''I just wanna play Minecraft", isn't that right Sven?
Oh my god yes Of course! Of course!
Sven! Get off the melons, you crazy.
Look at the glorious IKEA tower, it's a glorious new day
What are we going to do today Sven? Don't go in the boat. I swear to god.
Everyone keeps saying how rare these are
I'm like, "I don't know what you're talking about"
People are saying one of these is Jorgen - that's impossible!
Don't you dare say that
Sven - what - I literally just
Okay, if there's one - Sven please get out of the boat
Alright. If there's one thing I feel like we haven't done, it's the nether
Okay? I feel like we have not found a single freaking thing in the nether.
What's up with that?
Imma make my - you know what? I'll make two pickaxes. That's right, I'm crazy
And now we can enchant them because I have epic bookcases.
Requires level 30...( Subtitle by *I am HeRe *in description at bottom)
WH-A-WHAAT????
How do I get efficiency four? (You never played Tuber simulator?)
(gasps)
Level 17?
Alright, I'm gonna level up to level 17
Be right back
[Sven Whimpers] Sveeen!!??
Are you okay??
Sit
Okay, we're level 17
Listen,
I may be a Minecraft veteran,
But, I don't know all these new hibibajibers
You know what I'm saying?
17-Efficiency 3
My God
It's going to be the most powerful pickax ever picked
(Laughs)
Look. Look
I got a- I got an iron shovel efficiency 3
And it blew my mind
Let me show you
I was mining out this sand, right?
Normal... Okay, pretty bad
And then you whip out your level 3
And you're just like,
Whaaaaa??!!!! (Pewd's mind is blown)
It's so fast!
Look at it! It's so fast!
??? (So mindblown, can't even form words)
Can you imagine level four??
Can you imagine level four????
Oh, my gosh
(high pitched) Look at it! Look at it!!
It's freaking-
??? (still mindblown)
-My gawd- It's freaking destroying everything
(normal voice) Can you imagine level four???
(deep breath)
Alright
We're gonna explore the nether,
and we're gonna find epic loot.
Isn't that right?
You can't come to my house
No you can't
Okay fine, you can come
(Ghast moans in background)
nevermind
OK, fine, you - alright
Just don't fall down (ghast moans again)
(pigman snorts)
Just don't fall down. That would be really bad if you fall down
Just don't-
Just don't fall down
(ghast moans)
Just-
(Ghast shoots)
AHHHH
(small explosion)
(ghast moans)
You're crazayyy!!
Just don't fall down
Ju-Careful so you don't fall down
Oh- Damnit
(laughs) [We know Pewds is cruel]
Careful so you don't fall down, pig
Oh gawd no
oh gawd
no
oh gawd
nooooooo!!!
Rest in pork-chops
Good joke Felix
Alright, I know you can find cool stuff
I KNOW you can find cool stuff
I WILL find cool stuff
Oh, Sh-freaky
We haven't tried our pickax level 3
Alright, let's try it gamers
Nothing can stop a man when he's got a pickaxe level 3
EVERYONE knows that
Oh my gawd
Oh my gawd! Don't fall!
(laughs about earlier)
It's time that we dig south
Whoah!
Enderman in Nether!
Kill kill kill time
Hey, Ender!
Listen...
Nothing personal
But you have to-erghuh
Oh
Don't hit me. Swedish
By the power of gawd and IKEA on my side
oh gawd, he's got that skill
Watch this
*hunh*
Crit- attack
Crit- attack
Crit- attack
What are you gonna do?
You're not even gonna fight me?
Coward
You're a coward
No Nether
Alright
You can stop, you can stop, you can stop
Just stop
(quiets down)
Alright, lets go sic him out
Watch this, gamers
Watch this
(rapidly breaks blocks)
WOAHHH!!!
WOA-hahahaha
(laughs in delight)
Gaawwd Daaamn Boiii
LEVEL 3!!
(serious) Dude, can you imagine level 4??
Ow
Alright, we're gonna level up to level four
It's gonna be epic
Alright, let's just dig this way
(R2-D2?)
(Chewbacca?)
Woah!
Oh my- I don't have to do this
It's just so cool
Oh gawd, it's burning out really fast
Aw
That sucks
I can repair it!
It's fine
heh, I'm just kidding
okay
But yeah, we're gonna just like,
out here, we're digging
we're having a good time
it's the nether
So, I need to find these Blaze guys
The snoop-doggy-dogs
Because uh...
I need like, fire rod from them or something?
I have not seen a single one
Damn, that's a lot of lava
I have literally not seen a single one
What's happening Mr. Piggy?
These are really good for leveling up
And I'm saving them up because I want to build a special structure later
Foreshadowing ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ (fades)
What is he going to build, Felix?
I don't know, I'm not going to say
I'm not going to say
I'll whisper it to piggy
[pig] (grunts, wow, great idea Felix)
Gawd, I wish Sven could be here
He could, like, attack the pigs
It could be a good time
We could all, just, like, hang out
That's just what I think
[bored Felix] There's