Name: I Broke Dumb Laws In Front Of Police
Uploaded: 2019-07-04T16:34:04.000Z
Duration: 6 min 1 s
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Is this like an anti-establishment thing or something?

Britain is an old-fashioned, weird place.

Every November, we burn a wooden effigy of a dude who tried to burn down Parliament hundreds of years ago.

However, the most ridiculous thing that we have is our laws.

If you wear a suit of armour in Parliament, they're legally allowed to cut your head off.

We've got tons of them, and I don't even know if anyone takes these things seriously.

So today I'm going to test that and try and break as many ancient British laws as possible in one day in front of policemen and hope that I don't get arrested.

Do you think that this is a suspicious fish?

You know, there's a law where it's illegal to handle a salmon suspiciously.

I've got the salmon; now I have to act suspiciously with it.

It doesn't look suspicious but it looks interesting.

Alright I'll I try harder to be more suspicious.

Ladies and gentlemen, would you like to see a man walking past with a fish?

You don't know if there's a library nearby do you?

Apparently, it's illegal to gamble in a library.

So me, stinking of salmon, I'm gonna go and try and make someone bet with me in this library and break that law.

We don't have to play for money if you don't want to.

Excuse me, I've got a great game of Blackjack.

I'm trying to break as many ancient laws as I can in a day.

I'm gonna walk right into that building there in a suit of armour.

Something that apparently you're supposed to get your head cut off for.

- If the armour... - You haven't got a real sword have you?

- Have a look at the sign, make sure you don't have any of these. - I definitely don't have any of those

I've just been filming around the corner doing a kids TV thing.

I just went into Parliament wearing a suit of armour and I still have a head.

You can't shake out a dirty rug in public.

And also can't wear an outrageous double ruff.

Or be be sock-less within a hundred yards of the Queen.

There's a law against singing a lewd ballad in public.

I'm pretty sure Tony Blair lives around here.

I've written a little song, if that's okay?

If you do it on the other side of the road, yeah.

Oh, I'd love to nestle my head on your fluffy chest.

Well I sang about hooking up with Tony Blair to his window.

I guess that's lewd -  that's another law broken another off the list.

I've never been to Downing Street before.

10 Downing Street: residence of the Prime Minister.