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  • Epic Rap Battles of History

  • Elon Musk

  • versus

  • Mark Zuckerbeeeeeeeeeeeerg

  • Begin!

  • Call me Musk (Ehhh)

  • I'm here to help (Yeah!)

  • flush a zuckerturd for humanity's health

  • I'm making brilliant innovations in a race against the dark ages

  • You provide a place to discover your aunt's

  • kinda racist

  • got called to senate (data hack)

  • acted so robotic Star Trek's like we need Lieutenant Data back!

  • I'm Tony Stark with a James bond sprinkle tossed in and I've been flossin'

  • since you double-crossed the Winklevoss twins

  • Data was a Lieutenanat Commander to start, but

  • I wouldn't expect you to understand an org chart

  • see

  • See here's mine I'm at the top BOSS

  • and I'm spittin' fire like I'm hot

  • Sauce

  • You can't sneak up on Zuck I don't even fucking blink I'm the CEO of

  • KNOWING WHAT YOU THINK, INC.

  • I've been looking up your family - it gets dark, my god!

  • Couldn't clean your daddy laundry with Apar-Tide-Pods

  • Watch me Oculus, Instagram, Whatsapp (post) I'm cleaning up like a wet nap (boast)

  • I drive around in a hatchback (beep beep) I'll end your story like Snapchat (GHOST)

  • Elon, you're nothing but an attention-seeking outcast

  • and your star is faded like you on a podcast

  • Dope Smoking with Joe Rogan don't slow motion on my pace, man

  • when I'm conquering MySpace it's actual space, man

  • I got a loan from the white house Boom

  • Sent that shit straight to the moon

  • now I'm taking mankind to Mars

  • but for your kind man

  • I ain't got room

  • Your platform only launches depression

  • Who put the elf with no friends in charge of human connection? *Hey!*

  • you claim to be some kind of saint but you ain't

  • why don't you Lean In and FaceMash my musky dutch taint *erghh*

  • I'm destined to rep Earth you sold us out for some net worth

  • your site got so many russian bots they should call it the social nyet-work

  • ooo, bots! I know A.I gets you tweeting

  • I read your feed while eating toast from robot Morgan Freeman

  • you need to start sleeping we can all see you're tired

  • you're about to be CE-Oh shit, he got fired! *woooo!*

  • you got all these companies but they're incomplete

  • I got one and i fold money: income, pleat

  • set your self-driving truck to haul your ass home

  • cause this battle like PayPal:

  • you got owned

  • Who won? Who's next!

  • YOU DECIDE!

  • EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORYYYYYYYYYYYY!

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Elon Musk vs Mark Zuckerberg. Epic Rap Battles of History

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    mkyle5511 posted on 2019/07/01
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