Subtitles section Play video Print subtitles *Intense intro music plays* Epic Rap Battles of History Elon Musk versus Mark Zuckerbeeeeeeeeeeeerg Begin! Call me Musk (Ehhh) I'm here to help (Yeah!) flush a zuckerturd for humanity's health I'm making brilliant innovations in a race against the dark ages You provide a place to discover your aunt's kinda racist got called to senate (data hack) acted so robotic Star Trek's like we need Lieutenant Data back! I'm Tony Stark with a James bond sprinkle tossed in and I've been flossin' since you double-crossed the Winklevoss twins Data was a Lieutenanat Commander to start, but I wouldn't expect you to understand an org chart see See here's mine I'm at the top BOSS and I'm spittin' fire like I'm hot Sauce You can't sneak up on Zuck I don't even fucking blink I'm the CEO of KNOWING WHAT YOU THINK, INC. I've been looking up your family - it gets dark, my god! Couldn't clean your daddy laundry with Apar-Tide-Pods Watch me Oculus, Instagram, Whatsapp (post) I'm cleaning up like a wet nap (boast) I drive around in a hatchback (beep beep) I'll end your story like Snapchat (GHOST) Elon, you're nothing but an attention-seeking outcast and your star is faded like you on a podcast Dope Smoking with Joe Rogan don't slow motion on my pace, man when I'm conquering MySpace it's actual space, man I got a loan from the white house Boom Sent that shit straight to the moon now I'm taking mankind to Mars but for your kind man I ain't got room Your platform only launches depression Who put the elf with no friends in charge of human connection? *Hey!* you claim to be some kind of saint but you ain't why don't you Lean In and FaceMash my musky dutch taint *erghh* I'm destined to rep Earth you sold us out for some net worth your site got so many russian bots they should call it the social nyet-work ooo, bots! I know A.I gets you tweeting I read your feed while eating toast from robot Morgan Freeman you need to start sleeping we can all see you're tired you're about to be CE-Oh shit, he got fired! *woooo!* you got all these companies but they're incomplete I got one and i fold money: income, pleat set your self-driving truck to haul your ass home cause this battle like PayPal: you got owned Who won? Who's next! YOU DECIDE! EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORYYYYYYYYYYYY!