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[MUSIC PLAYING]
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00:00:04,570 --> 00:00:07,390 Our first guest is a two-time Academy Award-winning actor,
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who also happens to be one of the nicest guys in Hollywood.
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Please welcome my friend, Tom Hanks.
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[AUDIENCE CHEERING]
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Keanu Reeves.
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Jeff Garlin.
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Betty White.
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Patricia Arquette.
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Tony Hale.
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Christina Hendricks.
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There was a major thing going on at Pixar,
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the originators of that.
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Is he going to be Forky, or is he going to be Sporky?
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Because, in fact, he's a spork.
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Um-hmm.
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He's a spoon and a fork all in one.
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[AUDIENCE LAUGHING]
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You've done it!
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You did it!
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I don't know.
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I can't-- I just--
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I don't have your knack.
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Uh-huh.
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And I've got too big of-- well, no, never mind that.
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It makes it more fun to sit down like that every single time.
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I think so.
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Yeah.
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I-- ooh.
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Yes.
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That's a lot more fun.
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[AUDIENCE CHEERING]
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It has been 10 years since you've been here.
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Do you know that?
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I know.
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We should have like a commemorative coin
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or something.
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Yes.
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Or a plate at least.
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Something, yeah.
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Why don't we make the Patricia Arquette 10-year plate.
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I would love that.
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All right.
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We'll start--
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Don't we all?
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Yes.
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Haven't you ever had a romance with
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somebody that you did a movie with?
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Umm.
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Uhh.
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00:01:07,760 --> 00:01:08,580 Sounds like yes.
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[AUDIENCE LAUGHING]
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You look fantastic.
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I'm a handsome young man.
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You really are.
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You're taking care of yourself?
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I know you're enjoying--
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I take care of myself, yes.
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--the Ellen underwear.
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I'm down to two pairs left.
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You gave me a basketful of underwear.
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What happened to them?
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I'm hard on underwear.
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What is one thing that you've tried
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that you'll never do it again?
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Oh.
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That's a very-- not following the instructions on an Instapot
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to a T.
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[BELL RINGING]
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00:01:35,880 --> 00:01:36,600 I dated men.
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[BELL RINGING]
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[AUDIENCE GASPING]
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Tony, I'm such a huge--
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what's happening?
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Have you ever had that moment where one of your buttons
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might be undone, and you're like, there's my belly?
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Yeah.
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[AUDIENCE LAUGHING]
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Did you ever have one of those moments where you unfortunately
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have that belly?
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Everyone can identify with pants feeling tight
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when you've eaten too much.
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No one takes their pants off--
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Let's just say--
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--at someone's house that you're meeting for the first time.
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No one says, oh, god, I am so full.
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[AUDIENCE LAUGHING]
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And, yet, that's exactly how it happened.
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Today, I'm preparing for my greatest role, a skipping elf
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with Ellen's 12 Days of Giveaways.
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I'm anxious to see my transformation.
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All right.
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Very good.
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You're done.
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[AUDIENCE LAUGHING]
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That's it?
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That's it.
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Really?
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Oh.
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So did this ever happen to you?
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You're fabulous Dory, right?
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I'm Dory.
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And there you are.
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You're in an elevator.
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And somebody walks in with little kids,
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and they say, oh, Dory!
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Dory!
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This is Dory!
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Say hello to Dory!
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This is Dory!
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And a little kid sees a lady with white hair and blue eyes.
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That's not Dory.
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Do you make them close their eyes
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and then speak to them like Dory?
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Like if I was to close them--
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go ahead.
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Do it.
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Hi, Tom.
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How are you?
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It's Dory!
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[AUDIENCE LAUGHING]
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Live from New York, it's Saturday Night.
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[MUSIC PLAYING]
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Betty.
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Hi.
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No, this is not Saturday Night Live.
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This is my show.
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You're on my show today.
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Oh, crap!
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[AUDIENCE LAUGHING]
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[AUDIENCE CHEERING]