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  • ANNOUNCER: Epic Rap Battles of History!

  • Guy Fawkes!

  • versus!

  • Che Guevara... begin!

  • GUEVARA: Guevara the terror, fresh Kangol wearer

  • ill rhyme slayer from the 60s era

  • revolting, heavy metal rebel blood spiller,

  • me and my guerrillas are a squad of killers!

  • I'm known worldwide for my steely-eyed look,

  • you're famous 'cause of Alan Moore's third best book!

  • all the children say we will be like Che!

  • Asthmatic, but I'll take your breath away.

  • You tried to rebel against James the First,

  • here's a tip for your next plot, try to rehearse!

  • I got my face on a magnet on your roommate's fridge,

  • your head is on a spike up on London bridge!

  • You had one job, cabrón, to strike a matchstick!

  • Got caught with a fuse like your bars,

  • not lit

  • you should have stayed anonymous, Epic Fail Guy

  • treat this battle like the gallows, and take another dive!

  • FAWKES: As a communist, it must really hurt,

  • that your face has been cheapened, weakened, besmirched,

  • being plastered on posters, coasters, and shirts,

ANNOUNCER: Epic Rap Battles of History!

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