I HAVE BEEN OBSESSED WITH OUR

FIRST GUEST AND HER FAMILY FOR

OVER A DECADE -- IN A VERY

HEALTHY WAY.

[ LAUGHTER ]

SHE IS THE QUEEN OF REALITY TV,

SOCIAL MEDIA, AND NOW,

COSMETICS, TOO, WITH HER COMPANY

KKW BEAUTY.

PLEASE WELCOME

KIM KARDASHIAN WEST.

[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]

♪

>> Jennifer: SO, ARE YOU

EXCITED?

>> I'M EXCITED.

>> BUCKLE DOWN AND GET

COMFORTABLE.

MY FIRST QUESTION, DO YOU THINK

IT'S A COINCIDENCE THAT REGGIE

BUSH'S WIFE LOOKS JUST LIKE YOU?

I DON'T.

[ LAUGHTER ]

[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]

>> THIS IS GOING TO BE FUN.

>> Jennifer: SO I'VE BEEN

OBSESSED WITH YOU -- PROBABLY

NOT FOR YOU.

I'VE BEEN OBSESSED WITH YOU FOR

A REALLY LONG TIME.

CAN YOU REMEMBER THE FIRST TIME

WE MET?

>> I DO, ACTUALLY.

WE WERE AT --

>> Jennifer: OH MY GOD.

>> WE WERE AT A HOTEL IN NEW

YORK.

AND I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE WERE

COMING FROM, BUT IT WAS LATE.

WE WERE GOING UP TO SEE THIS AXL

GEVORT SUITE AT THE GREENWICH.

I'M GETTING IN THE ELEVATOR WITH

KANYE, THE DOOR'S ABOUT TO

CLOSE, I HEAR JENNIFER SCREAMING

\"I LOVE YOUR SHOW.\"

ACROSS THE LOBBY.

>> Jennifer: THAT WAS THE SAME

HOTEL WHERE I WAS TAKING OFF MY

BRA UNDER MY SHIRT AND KANYE

TAPPED ME ON THE SHOULDER.

I WAS LIKE, WHAT?

OH MY GOD!

SO RECENTLY I WENT OVER TO YOUR

MOM'S HOUSE FOR DINNER.

>> YES.

>> Jennifer: IT WAS EVER I COULD

HAVE EVER CRDREAMED OF.

>> WAS IT?

>> Jennifer: YEAH.

[ LAUGHTER ]

>> BECAUSE I HAVE TO SAY, SO

JENNIFER CAME OVER FOR DINNER

LIKE TWO WEEKS AGO.

>> Jennifer: YEAH.

>> I'VE NEVER SEEN MY MOM MORE

DRUNK IN OUR LIVES.

>> Jennifer: I WAS WAY MORE

DRUNK THAN YOUR MOM.

YOU TAKE IT EASY ON YOUR MOTHER.

>> NOT POSSIBLE.

IT WAS -- IT WAS SO FUNNY.

I'VE NEVER SEEN THIS!

>> Jennifer: NO.

DON'T EVEN REMEMBER.

[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]

>> AT THAT POINT IT WAS LIKE

TWO -- THEY HAD LIKE A FEW TOO

MANY DRINKS FOR MY TASTE.

>> Jennifer: YEAH.

WELL, YOU WERE DRINKING TEA.

[ LAUGHTER ]

SO I UNDERSTAND.

AND I REMEMBER GETTING NAKED IN

YOUR MOM'S CLOSET AND ORDERING

YOU TO DRESS ME.

>> YES.

>> Jennifer: YOU DRESSED ME

FABULOUSLY.

I LOOKED AMAZING AS YOU COULD

SEE IN THAT VIDEO.

IS MY MEMORY CORRECT, DID YOU

CALL KANYE TO COME UP IN THE

CLOSET?

DID YOU WANT HIM TO STYLE ME?

>> YOU SAID, I'M NOT JOKING, \"I

REALLY WANT KANYE TO STYLE ME.\"

SO I SAID OKAY, AND I COME BACK

IN AND YOU'RE FULLY BUCK NAKED.

I GET ON THE INTERCOM AND TELL

HIM TO NOT COME UPSTAIRS.

AND WE PUT ON ONE OF MY MOM'S

DRESSES AND YOU WORE IT

THROUGHOUT THE WHOLE DINNER.

>> Jennifer: OH, I HAVE IT.

I WENT HOME IN IT.

[ LAUGHTER ]

DO YOU AND KANYE LIKE FART IN

FRONT OF EACH OTHER OR TALK

ABOUT FARTS?

[ LAUGHTER ]

DO YOU FART IN FRONT OF HIM?

>> I DON'T FART, WHAT ARE YOU

TALKING ABOUT?

[ LAUGHTER ]

[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]

>> Jennifer: THERE'S NO REAL

GOOD WAY TO SEGUE INTO THAT.

I WAS JUST THINKING, BECAUSE I

ASKED YOU TO GET ME GAS-X, I

REMEMBER KANYE LOOKING DOWN THE

TABLE LIKE, OH MY GOD, SHE

FARTS!

I HAD ONE OF THOSE STABBING GAS

PAINS IN THE BACK OF MY RIBS.

>> YOU DID.

>> Jennifer: BECAUSE I WAS SO

EXCITED.

[ LAUGHTER ]

>> I FEEL LIKE I KNOW YOU SO

WELL NOW.

>> Jennifer: YEAH, INSIDE AND

OUT.

[ LAUGHTER ]

YEAH.

SO ONE THING THAT A LOT OF

PEOPLE MIGHT NOT KNOW IF THEY

HAVEN'T WATCHED EVERY SINGLE

EPISODE FROM THE TIME THE SHOW

STARTED IS THAT YOU RUN

INSTAGRAM AND SOCIAL MEDIA, BUT

YOU'RE ALSO A BONA FIDE HACKER.

>> TOTALLY.

I'M RETIRED.

I'M FULLY RETIRED.

>> Jennifer: TELL ME ABOUT THOSE

DAYS.

>> YEAH, I USED TO BE LIKE THE

GO-TO SPY THAT EVERYONE WOULD

CALL AND TRY TO GET INFO ON

THEIR BOYFRIENDS OR HUSBANDS OR

WHATEVER.

>> Jennifer: HOW DID YOU GET IT?

WHAT DID YOU DO?

>> I JUST PROBABLY WAS IN A

REALLY INSECURE, UNTRUSTING

RELATIONSHIP, AND I HAD TO

USE --

>> Jennifer: OH, THAT FAR BACK.

>> IT'S FAR BACK.

IT'S NOT LIKE THAT ANYMORE.

I DON'T HACK ANYMORE.

>> Jennifer: KANYE DOESN'T HAVE

A PASSWORD ON HIS PHONE.

>> YEAH, NO, HE DOESN'T.

BUT -- ACTUALLY, WE SHOULDN'T

SAY THAT.

HE DOES, PEOPLE.

[ LAUGHTER ]

>> Jennifer: OH, YEAH, YEAH.

>> HE DOESN'T HAVE PICTURES IN

HIS PHONE, SO YOU'RE GOOD, YOU

CAN TAKE HIS PHONE.

THERE IS THIS SERVICE THAT I

FIGURED OUT THAT YOU CAN CALL

SOMEONE'S NUMBER AND MAKE IT

LOOK LIKE IT'S ANYONE ELSE'S

NUMBER CALLING THEM.

SO WHAT I FIGURED OUT IS HOW TO

GET INTO THE VOICE MAIL SYSTEM

IS IF YOU CALL THE NUMBER, BUT