Name: Conan O'Brien's DNA Test Stunned His Doctor
Uploaded: 2019-04-26T14:37:45.000Z
Duration: 9 min 57 s
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LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, MY FIRST GUEST TONIGHT HAS WRITTEN FOR

"THE SIMPSONS" AND "S.N.L.," AND AFTER 25 YEARS, HE'S THE ELDER

PLEASE WELCOME BACK TO "THE LATE SHOW," MY FRIEND AND YOURS,

>> Stephen: VERY DPIETD SEE CONAN O'BRIEN.

( LAUGHTER ) YOU HAVE EXCITING NEWS, THE NEW

YOU'RE THE SAME CON CONE CONAN B IT'S A NEW FORMAT.

I'VE BEEN DOING IT FOR SO LONG, LET'S DO HALF AN HOUR.

WE NOTICED OUR CROWD AFTER A HALF HOUR, "WE'RE GOOD."

>> ANYWAY -- >> Stephen: I THINK-- I THINK

IN SHOW BUSINESS WE CALL THAT, "LEAVE THEM WANTING SOME."

>> EVEN AT HALF AN HOUR THEY'RE LIKE, "YOU KNOW, YOU CAN GO TO

>> Stephen: TONIGHT, OBVIOUSLY, YOU'RE DRESSED

>> Stephen: I'M SEEING-- I'M SEEING A LOT MORE LEATHER

PROSPEROUS FARMER, YOU KNOW, A FARMER WHO HAS INVESTED WELL IN

I GOT TIRED OF WEARING A SUIT, AND I THINK THE SUIT IS GREAT.

>> Stephen: YOU SAID THAT LIKE YOU'RE AFRAID TO HURT THE SUIT'S

>> THERE'S A SUIT HERE GOING, "COME OGIVE ME A CHANCE."

>> BUT I FEEL LIKE YOU'RE INTERVIEWING ME FOR A BANK LOAN.

AND I WANTED TO JUST SORT OF-- I'M A REAL HARD WORKER.

( LAUGHTER ) I I WANTED TO KIND OF JUST WEAR

THE KIND OF CLOTHES THAT I DO IN REAL LIFE.

THE ONLY THING THAT'S IMPORTANT TO ME IS THAT I WEAR A JACKET.

>> I WEAR-- I HAVE TO WEAR A JACKET BECAUSE I HAVE TO BREAK

UP WHERE MY-- THE MIDDLE OF MY BODY IS BECAUSE I HAVE A-- AND

THIS IS A CONFESSION-- I HAVE A VERY DISPROPORTIONATE BODY.

>> WHEN I WAS 14 YEARS OLD, I HAD A MASSIVE GROWTH SPURT,

I WENT FROM BEING A KID TO 6'4" OVERNIGHT, LITERALLY OVERNIGHT.

MY LEGS GREW AND GREW AND GREW, AND MY TORSO NEVER DID.

I HAVE THE LEGS -- THE LEGS-- OF AN N.B.A. CENTER, AND I HAVE THE

SHE WAS BORN IN THE 1840s HELP HER NAME IS MOLLY AND SHE HAS

>> THAT'S MY TORSO RIGHT THERE FROM A LONG TIME OKAY OOG.

NO ONE MENTIONED YOU WOULD BE SHOWING THAT PHOTO.

>> BUT IT IS, I HAVE-- AND SO I HAVE VERY, VERY LONG LEGS, AND

THIS THEN TINY LITTLE TORSO THAT SITS ATOP.

AND PEOPLE THINK I AM EXAGGERATING BUT I CAN PROVE TO

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